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Sirvanilla


Part time reader, writer, gamer, and cook, with a passion for MLP and Dwarf Fortress.

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It happens all the time, ponies suddenly acting obsessive and reclusive, snagging random junk from around the fortress and spending weeks working on their personal masterpieces. Well, the time has come for our favorite fashionista to have a Strange Mood. Needless to say, hilarity (sort of) ensues!

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Originally intended for a longer Dwarf Fortress/MLP crossover, never got around to writing the rest, thought this was kinda fun. Maybe I'll write the rest one day.

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"Dwarf Fortress/MLP crossover"
I have never wanted anything as much as this in my life.

Where'd the animal pelts go? What was with the cheese? Did she really request a special type of wood just for a display box? So much of this doesn't make sense!

Everything I know about Dwarf Fortress comes from reading Boatmurdered, so let's do this!

Already upvoted, even though the most I got out of DF is several days of trying to make them dig a couple of rooms.
On another side, at least Rarity has a Legendary skill now.

:moustache: Nice earrings
:unsuresweetie: I really like her ears
:duck:From everybody here I truly think you two are the most delightful...really.

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The craftsponyship is of the highest quality. Engraved on the earrings is a picture of a pony and a gorlack. The pony is stabbing the gorlack. The gorlack is screaming. This commemorates the slaying of a gorlack pack by Rainbow Dash in 896.

“So, what did I miss?” In response, Rarity took one look at her, bolted forward faster than the eye could follow, and snatched the pelts from Rainbow’s back, bowling her over in the process. She turned at the door to the workshop, holding the dripping pelts in bared teeth. She let out a feral growl, and proceeded to slam and lock the door behind her.

I hope either RD disinfected the pelts, Fluttershy arranged for Rarity to get rabies shots preemptively, or "rabid" is just a species of gorlack...

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