You'd really think that, by now, Rainbow Dash would learn to stop helping Pinkie Pie with her baking. Yet, here she is again, on a rainy day, being told about some strange dessert she's never heard of before, and because of her darned Element, she finds herself obligated to help. The only trouble is, some of these ingredients are a bit harder to find than sense would dictate.
Will Rainbow Dash get through her glorified grocery shopping quest with her sanity intact, or will this strange dish claim her very mind? (Probably not. But it's fun to watch frustrated ponies suffer, no?)
Inspired in part by the mind-boggling difficulty I had teaching my friends how to make pistachio salad, and the shenanigans that resulted.
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This looks promising! Oh, and I have another reason to move to Equestria: COOL WHIP DOESN'T EXIST!!!!
Seems good,so I'll track it.
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Color me intrigued
855646 How is that a good thing?
Alright so far. I get the Cupcakes references, but I don't get Pinkie being covered in blood and Dash getting knocked out.
Could be worse. Could be raining. *thunder* Oh, right.
856030 That gets explained later.
I WOULD have explained it immediately after, but I was drunk when I wrote this.
For the record, she was eating a cherry pie.
Edited to explain the "blood". God, this is the last time I let myself upload anything after a night out.
856154 Ah much better.
855797 I don't like Cool Whip.
inb4 no one acknowledges the obvious Hangover reference.
864017 Somehow, I knew that the reference was going to have Fluttershy on the roof.
Wait, why would Twilight ask for help from
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Whooves not Hooves
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derp
This is brilliant.