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Lil Penpusher


Put the words in the bag and nopony gets hurt

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HUHUHUHUHU! this is gunna be good! HUHUHUHUHUHU!:pinkiecrazy:

Because villains are known to negotiate peace easily, you know.

If they don't, they're literally all in one place. Great time to drop a fucking sun laser on them and get them all in one go! Pointing that out should help with diplomacy.

7876070 True masters of negotiation

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I'm sure Celestia has plenty of experience with Korben Dallas' level of diplomacy!

Poor Cadance.

At least nothing and nobody exploded yet.

I love Chryssie's method of ignoring Celestia's speech.

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At least nothing and nobody has exploded yet

yet.

:facehoof:, just :facehoof:

... Inb4 Luna just agrees to let Chryssie abscond with Cadance to get her out of her hair.

7893952 Huh, that sounds like a good idea actually. Still better than what Luna says and does in the show.


HASBRO.

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Would it have been so hard for Luna to be present, be the one who gets overpowered, and then Celestia steps in and puts the boots to dear Chryssie? Thanks Hasbro, quality writing there.

This story is self aware...

Don't let Moonbutt bully you, Chryssie!

Poor Discord.

7911987 Nah, I'm sure Discord's alright.


Maybe...

Calling a doctor wouldn't hurt though

7927423 Better to end it now when the story's spirit is still alive.


Well, if you can really call it a spirit, its more of a clusterfuck, really.

I'll be doing a lot more comedy fics than this though, and I personally really enjoyed this writing style. So be sure to be on the lookout for a similar story of mine in the future :ajsmug:

"So Celestia. Now you see that evil will always win, because good is dumb."

Dark Tirek

7927464 sush, get out with this Tirek person you are talking about, he is a big, fat meanie!




He killed twi's tree ;-;

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Good won. Two of the largest threats to Equestria are currently incapacitated. A couple more meetings like this and only the alicorns will be left. Good job Celestia!

Welp, that was sudden. Though at least Chryssie had the time to mooch off the Princess of Food while she was nearby, and maybe get her lings to get some takeout.

Poor Sombra.

Starlight probably has a bear costume.

'told Chrysalis half-hearted' - 'half-heartedly'.

7927836 You forget, insects are the most resilient mofos in the animal world.

7927980 But they are definitely the easiest to bug

Thank you all for attending to this very important first session of the League of Nations.

Yeah, because we all know how well the LAST gathering of leaders known as the League of Nations turned out!

*cough, cough*WWII*cough*

7935351 Hey, at least Celestia joined the League of Nations, unlike a certain other nation.



AMERICA

7935685 I knew better!

...

Uhm... I mean... the people who were alive back then knew better and not me because I'm not at all an immortal Highlander... *hides enchanted katana behind his bed* >_____>

"Oh, if you want to get right to it..." He suddenly grew 5 additional pairs of arms and held corks in each of his hands. "I would be happy to fill some of your holes, dear."

lol

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*Notices your holes* owo what's this?












So sorry.

Swigity-swooty, I'm coming for that booty, and I'm giving it a review over at The Pleasant Commentator and Review Group!

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