Once upon a time, there was a lonely shark. She swam in the sea and never had any friends, mostly because fish are stupid and have no concept of friendship.
Once upon a time, there was a totally awesome unicorn DJ. She wandered all over the land of Equestria, playing all kinds of gigs and hoping for some kind of meaning to come out of them.
Once upon a time, they ran into each other, and things were never the same again.
Cover art by Lord Destrustor.
I regret nothing. Merry Christmas.
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Yaaaaaaaaaay!
Beautiful.
Well then.
That was strangely touching.
What savage grace is this
THE LEGACY CONTINUES.
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Is that what you call it when you babysit?
You should link to the previous story. I'd tell you how to do it, but I don't know how. Please respond to this comment.
7815384 That's not very nice.
You know that the court mandated that I'm not allowed to be alone with children, and it hurt me that you'd bring that up.
It lives.
7815455 If you don't watch it I'll be a danger to your face.
BOOYAH
Oh man, I didn't expect this.
Joyful sharklemas to all!
What the he'll did I just read. And yay horseshoe bay; I'll be driving by there tomorrow!
Sweet.
That ending was heart meltingly touching.
What concept but so fitting in the world of ponies.
Everything about this was awesome.
A magnificent reversal of the trend. I really do need to craft the Sharktavia idea I had set in pony-populated Ravnica...
7823400 Insert Shia LaBeouf quote.
Also, which trend?
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Most Sharktavia stories turn Octavia into a shark. In
Soviet Russiayour story...This was cute. And strange. But also cute.
Wow. Come for the absolutely-guano-insane premise, stay the surprise sweetness.
My only real complaint is that it feels a little incomplete, in that I now want to see a follow-up story in which a shark-turned-pony learns how to live, love and play the cello as her new race.
What? Makes sense to me!
what the fuck
that was way better than it had any right to be :D
So this is the first story of yours that I decided to peruse, and I have to say, I found this piece to be pretty awesome.
I especially liked your alliteration in the opening scene. It really stuck out to me as adequately capturing the shark's perspective about the world she lived in before meeting Vinyl Scratch.
Thank you for writing this wonderful piece. I'll be reading more of your work soon.
7987768 I'm very glad that you enjoyed it so much, and I wish you luck in navigating the rest of my library. I must warn you, though, it does get worse as you go further back.
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As my name would indicate, I'm pretty chill about everything. I seriously doubt you'd have anything in your library that I wouldn't enjoy.
7990070 Everybody's first story is a steaming pile of shit.
this story caught my attention because their was no random tag. It was nice. Octavia as a shark is strangely fitting.
You went and ruined everything in the Sharktavia franchise. I was gonna write some cracky piece of crap, but now that I know it's possible to write a good, sensible story in a crazy franchise, my heart just isn't in it any more.
Very well done, good sir.
This rules! Liked and followed.