Maud wants a pet, so she goes on an extravagant, extraordinary, breath-taking journey to acquire the new cornerstone of her life. Will she succeed in finding a new friend? Or shale it end in misery.
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Bro, this story rocked.
7782628 My sediments exactly.
Ow, the puns are literally physically and mentally hurting me right now.
7782673
...brilliant. That one was a real gem.
I know we could keep going with these puns, but I'm not sure it would be pelite to priest.
7782678 I shale attempt to cease before we hit rock bottom.
These puns were rock fracking bottom
7782686 Didn't mean to copy you
7782705 Psh. what a load of schist. I know we got off to a rocky start, but when you're in between a rock and a hard place, a little introspection helps current events become crystal clear.
Ok, I'm done. I'll leave some for the other readers to make
But you know Priest knew this was coming when he published this.
7782722 Hehe, Priest knew he had this coming!
7782722
Maybe we should just start over, clean slate. These puns are gneiss and all, but we've missed out on some serious glassics. Honestly, this point it almost seems like your commenters are all just stoned.
...I'm not sorry.
7782740
I love every single one of you obsidian fucks
7782744
Oh psh, you know we gravel at your feet.
I shouldn't have read the comments section. I pumice not to make any horrible puns, at least.
Only someone who's stoned would like this.
I hate every single one of you
Lacks a closing quotation mark.
see
Good story. Kind of sad, though, especially since they're sitting on top of a mountain of pink crystal and don't even know it.
7782852
I refuse to remove "The Maud Father." that is a next level pun.
But the rest was fixed.
7782862 I can respect that.
Bruh, this story is fire, it's straight up molten.
7782809 I'll take that as a compliment.
7782744 Puns? Where, all I see is commentary on my relations, although most of them are tectonic! .
I was not expecting for this story to get so deep. I'm not joking! I also didn't expect to find out the origin of Gummy.
Alternatively, molten down to make metals for other [ melted ]
thought you were going a little graywacke but you pulled it out. so what is next on your slate we all know it will not be a batch of schist, but a conglomerate of words. Perhaps cousin Breccia could make an appearance ? That would chalk up another relative. But please don't get obsidian about things, clop just wouldn't work.
Oh Ge-ode to me!
THERE ARE JUST TO MANY PUNS!
Wait isn't pinkie pie suppose to be like sad just like all of her family?
Great story, but I can't sand all these puns.
I guess you could say the puns hit "Rock" Bottom.
(YEAH!)
There's not enough stories on this site featuring Maud and rock puns. I approve
Dang Priest, I gotta say... this was quite a rock solid story.
Sedimentary my dear author, sedimentary.
I wanna see this.
Nice job!
Yeah girl, you rock that froc!
...it was a froc...not a tunic...
7793663
A frock cut in Mod style.
--Spade
Well, that explains Gummy.
This is adorable.
Well, this was a rocky story.
That ending though. Haha
Yeah... That's a mystery. No sarcasm here.
But, maybe, Sans' bonin' puns would
?
"* sticks and stones can break my... bones... but harsh words might... make my soul shatter!"
: "Why? Would you be going to stand still... as a rock?"
: "W... wow. 
Are you sure you're a skeleton, rather than a golem?"
: "Because your puns sure rock!"
(
): "Huh?"
(
): "Yeah... Your pun... well... wasn't obvious..."
: "But, hey! Cheer up, pal!"
: "
!.. Oh, Celestia! That was actually clever! Your name's gonna go big, Sans! Think of it: the tale of a great comedian from Underground... [cue a snicker] 
The undertale!"
: "!!!"
[cue "rimshot"].
[cue "rimshot"].
"* what? do you think i'm a... dumbskull or what?"
[cue "rimshot"].
"* yeah. why?"
[cue "rimshot"].
"* ...
* hey... no offence, pinkie... but that pun...
* must really be a pin instead, judging by your name".
"* must i explain my pun?"
"* ...oops".
"* sorry, can't: if my spirits are lifted...
* i'll be buried back under ground".
[cue "rimshot"].
[cue "rimshot"].
"* wow. say: wanna join my comic club?"
"* [wink] too bad! you haven't laughed hard enough, pinkie!..
* so you're not gonna die!"
[cue crickets' chirping].
Maud [after a pause]: "Am I suited to join already? I may have just wet myself".
"* ???
* haven't you been standing emotionless this whole time?"
"AND HAVEN'T CRACKED EVEN A TINY SMILEY?
WOW! SANS, MAY I ADOPT THIS STOIC-FACE?"
"* what for, paps?"
"...TO BEFRIEND HER, OF COURSE.
AT LEAST SOMEPONY WON'T LAUGH AT YOUR TERRIBLE PUNS!"
This one... made an impression of a sad one. Are you sure this is comedy?
(At least my heart isn't as cold... as stone. [cue "rimshot"]. Alright, enough is enough
.)