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The Psychopath


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Changelings can become emotional like ponies. Changelings can also make shitty characters representing their true-selves as well. Unfortunately, ponies can't transform into their edgelord creative OCs and be whiny brats great actors. Chrysalis can't believe the horrors she's facing with this new nest of changelings.


Disclaimer: Origami Caricature; Donut Steel

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Much edge such sperg wow

7675538 You're just a conformist. You wouldn't understand.

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!

Okay... that was weird.
Chrysalis agrees.

But nice idea.
I enjoyed reading it.

... I lost it at, "I don't identify as a Changeling." Done. :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

Chrysalis will toast you if you make rainbow alicorn oc so you better not make a monstrosity

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7675546

Logged into FiM after months or years, first story I click shows two known faces.
Worth.

7675546
#triggered


7675717
I missed you. For reals.

Oh god, no wonder Chryssie is so angry most of the time.

That was hilarious. Spotted a few typos, but nothing major.

7675571 PRAISE THE SUN!

7675576 Yay!

7675691 *And his evil grin grew three sizes that day*


7675717 I'm known?
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7675807 Really? Thought I got them all.


7675851 HA! You weren't the first to comment on this story. *crosses arms* You're losing your touch.

7675941 wow way to live in 2012

7675963 I am omnipresent. I am also omnipast and omnifuture. I also go great on toast.

all the issues people have with oc's. and how to deal with it.:yay::yay::yay:

Reaction to recolors/Mary Sues/blah blah blah you get my point.

I like this.

7676187 Fires solves all problems. *smile fades away* All problems.:coolphoto:


7676204 Shoot! I forgot to do a 'Blah Blah Blah'. I have dishonored famiry. I must commit sudoku.

7675941 INDEED PRAISE THE SUN AS WELL!!!!

7676255 :pinkiecrazy: *gets out a lighter and laughs like an insane person* let it burn, let it burn, bring the sun closer to earth!!! let it go pyro parody that i just made up on the spot. feel free to use the idea.

7675755
It's been far too long, hasn't it.

7675941
You have been around for a bit and done crazy stuff. Suffices to be known, I guess. :rainbowdetermined2:

"WA WA , new changelings suck, WA a wa"

Christ.

I honestly didn't expect those points about OCs to be made in this.

This made me laugh. Really funny story. Thank the gods those changelings all died. They were too "fandom-y" for my taste.

it´s an excuse to make commentary on bad OCs.
sides, Chrysalis would kill all these fuckers fo not following her orders. not ask them questions

The third caught Chrysalis' attention and she approached it.
"What are you supposed to be?"
The pony turned around to reveal itself as a mixture of traits from all four known alicorns. It wasn't enough that the mane looked like star-flavored cotton candy, but the eyes and cutie mark were a jumbled mess.
"I am Celundancight: Mother of all alicorns."
Chrysalis didn't bother with this one and shot a beam of light through its head to end its misery. "Next," she grumbled.
"

And then I died. :rainbowlaugh:

"...Are you calling me a pony?"

I did laugh at this ... but then I thought about it, and I realized that changelings are perhaps the most conformist society in Equestria, maybe even more than Starlight's Village. Maybe the joke would make more sense if Chryssi said "Conformist? Is that a bad thing, now?" And while we're talking about changelings, I've often thought that they must have really fluid gender and maybe even species identity (if they have any personal identities at all) because they can so easily change their appearance.
Most of it I thought was just a little funny. I'm not too bothered by bad OCs; it just looks like a bunch of kids playing around, I don't tend to get mad about it. Setting it in a changeling hive was a really clever setup, though; with their abilities, you introduce the idea of experimenting with the presentation of self and the whole thing spirals into a never-ending clusterbuck. Not that it would be a bad thing, but it'd be very chaotic.

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7676461 I don't...understand your comment.

7676728 It was the only way.

7677277 I just thought of something 'edgy' and used the changelings since they can actually transform. :pinkiehappy:

Hoo Boy, it's time for the edge.I've got my papa roachs and linkin parks ready for this occassion. Lets go sonny!

The changeling's crane, tail, and wings were all a deep shade of red while its crane was hanging in front of its face with the tip transitioning into pitch black.

And we're off. Also, the red, it's not natural. He died it like that. Or it's ketzup. I like ketzup very much.

"I identify as a quad-gender, half-demon, half-alicorn, half-unicorn griffon named 'Blood Claw'.

Ummm, ahhhh, ummm, ahhhhhhh, I'v got nothing. That descriptionhas made me reboot once and I don't thnk I can survive another one.

AND WHAT IN THE ABYSS ARE THE OTHER TWO GENDERS?!

Hah. He only has four genders. Pffft total noob comformist. He clearly hasn't seen this:

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(the fact that this exists is a clear sign we have failed as a species)

You look like a changeling, you breathe like a changeling, you have the abilities of a changeling. Therefore, you ARE a changeling!

Clearly Chrysalis hasn't been told that "if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and thinks lke a duck, it is not a duck. And if you think it's a duck you're a racist, sexist and you probably kill puppies for fun."

Chrysalis looked at the youngling with a despondent expression. "You can transform. You're a changeling."
The youngling looked at itself then said "Oh yeah" before quickly being engulfed in green flames.
"Oh, so for that you accept that you're a 'changeling', but not for anything else!"

Well if it suites his agenda of course! As long as he can reap the rewards of being changeling fluid everything will be fine. :pinkiecrazy:

These are the stories I live for! Also that scene was hilarious.

A white...equine creature emitting a blinding amount of light and preventing Chrysalis from getting a proper view of her appearance?

Oh goody a Sue. Possibly of the Mary variety.

"I knew it. You hate me too. Everyone hates me."

"They all hate because I am so perfect and can do no wrong nor am I ever challenged. Oh woe is me for I am truly oppressed!"

The pony turned around to reveal itself as a mixture of traits from all four known alicorns. It wasn't enough that the mane looked like star-flavored cotton candy, but the eyes and cutie mark were a jumbled mess.
"I am Celundancight: Mother of all alicorns."
Chrysalis didn't bother with this one and shot a beam of light through its head to end its misery.

Yay for Chrysalis! Lets celebrate!

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Honestly this fanfic is a dream come truefor me. It's hilarious, it pokes fun of the bad OCs and you even managed to toss in a few SJW jabs in there as well (a cause I highly applaud you for). Chrysalis' reaction and throwing that nurse into the fire in the end was really fun. Not much to say now, but well done sir. I was highly amused.

Alright Roach man play me out:

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7677294 HAHAHAHAHA

I played this near my brother and he said...and I quote "fuck you"

I love this song, imma download it:trollestia:

7678044 Tell him to be more grossly incandescent.

7675941 shh don't reveal I'm anti alicorn oc cult leader

Who the hell brought anime and Tumblr into the hive?

7678949 *puts a finger on your nose* Shhhhh. It's all ogre now.

7677947 What the hell is that chart?

7679502 The gender spectrum chart of course. And it barely covers half of the gender lunacy.

7679504 Reminds me of that religious group in India that has fifteen genders.

Beautiful. Chrysalis gets some real dimension.

7679830 *looks at math graph* Which one?

7679848 You're soooooooooo funny.

So, Chrysalis reaction to her children turning into emo teenangers was to kill them with fire.

Uhm... :rainbowderp:

Well, no one ever said she was a good mom. It'd bring up an interesting angle to the season 6 finale, though, if Chrysalis was essentially their mother and her children "turned on her". :derpytongue2:

7680538 It was the only solution. Gotta toast fast, after all.

CCC

Rainbow Dash was a bright shade of purple and her man was colored with various stripes of deep and bright blue.

...I suspect that should have been "mane", not "man".

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At least things weren't half baked. That would be bad. :pinkiecrazy:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why did I found out about this just now? c:
I mean, I did read it a long time ago, but I didn't know it was Y O U who wrote it.
Y'know, from all the people!

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B-but. Red introduced us through this.

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