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Spike has always wondered who is real parents might be.When a certain talk-show host finds out about Spike's dilemma, he seeks out those who could potentially be Spike's biological father including a certain purple dinosaur, a mystical purple dragon, and an eater of worlds. There is no chance that any hilarity could ensue. None at all...
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"Eater of Worlds"
At first I thought Dark Gaia, but now that I think about it, that's Alduin, isn't it? Might read later.
Yep.
No spelling issues from what I can see, paragraphs aren't big walls of world-eating text and the story has a decent flow. To put this story in simple terms: It's horrifically funny.
So thank you, for completely destroying my childhood. I did NOT need to imagine Baby-bop like that. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be smacking my head against a wall in an effort to incur Amnesia.
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Thank you very much. You don't know how much that means to me coming from THE Mr. Ignorable.
Oh god, this is hilarious, just absolutely hilarious.
"GEETEE-EF-OH!"
Hmm, is that a real shout or-....oh......Oooooooooh.....I see what you did there....
997728
Well I sure hope this gets featured. That would make me as happy as Pinkie Pie after she found Pablo Escabar's secret stash of coke.
Eater of Worlds? Possible father?
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Oh, fu-
Destroyer of worlds, and a Christmas party... Fucking Sponge bob.
997760 Are you insane? That's enough cocaine to buy a small country!
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That is precisely why she'd be so happy.
997879
or high
do you speak Spanish pal?
998071
Not very much, no.
998171 sad face stupid mexican hats get my hopes on...
So who's next, Godzilla?
I came for Alduin.
I stayed cause this is absolutely brilliant!
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You too?
That ending. You bastard!
Even as a kid I new Barney was evil.
Breaking the fourth wall. Nice!
Barney...MY CHILDHOOD!
By the way, Spike's father is probably The Jabberwock. No real reason for my decision there, I just think that it would be awesome.
jabberwocky.com/pics/jabberwocky.jpg
This is why I ripped my old Barney toy's head off.
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But seriously, I did.
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Thank you. It means a lot.
hilarious. Definitely worth my time. Well done.
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Thank you, fellow minion - I mean fan!
1029326 I prefer the term Lackey. Minion just seems so generic. And ur welcome.
Ha!
this is amazing! Really, looking at this story, and then your other, I can clearly see the improvement.
And now, for some comments.
…clenched around in head in a fruitless attempt to get some sleep.
Should be.
…clenched around ‘her’ head in a fruitless…
"I don't give two bucks about the kid!
My show is about ratings, not the happiness of the guests
Make that into a whole paragraph.
Everypony who was left stared in awe at what just happened before returning their gaze to the still quite confused looking doctor.
What do you mean 'everypony who was left'. weren't they shackled to their chairs?
Seriously, that's all I found. You did an excellent job here creating an original story. As for the story itself, I think it can serve as a one hit. Keep in mind, when you start explaining things that the show hasn't about their characters, you begin to walk a fine line.
Great read!
~Syn3rgy
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Glad you like it!
you're the only talk-show host in Equestria that the writer could make a horse pun for.
Well played....well played...
Dude...
I can't think of anything else to say about the story that hasn't already been said. It's hilarious. I love everything.
And I would have been scarred right there with Barney had I actually not really liked him all that much in the first place.
I feel like I read a parody of a chapter of one of lewa0111 's storys( on BZpower.com) Oh th nostalgia from remembering his comedies!
LOL. Wonderful parody. Personally, I think it would be cool to have Spyro be Spike's father.
I'm still trying to figure out what the hell just happened.
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You're not the only one.
Eater of Worlds....?
Alduin or Galactus?
oh god why
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Yeah. I have the same reaction when I look back at this.
This has been on my 'to read list' for ages. Glad I got to it. It got a little ridiculous in the end and I, for one, am glad that there was fourth-wall-breakage without the mention of Pinkie, Discord, or Deadpool.
.....WHAT DA FOOK DID AH JUST READ
Why am I picturing lobo from DC in the Barney the dinosaur suit?