MOD EDIT: Yes, this is legitimate. DO NOT REPORT THIS STORY.
The ponies and the humans have lived together in harmony for centuries. Equestria is an island inhabited entirely by ponies, and some have branched off to live with humans. However, the humans, seeing their bleak world and accepting that they have made too many mistakes in their world to fix, have decided to open facilities to convert humans into ponies and live in peaceful Equestria.
Yes this is the original and it is used by permission. The original author is Blaze and all credit goes to him.
If you want proof that I am not stealing it check his DA page http://blaze12.deviantart.com/









Heh, never thought I'd see this one here :)
Never read it before maybe its time I should?
Ah, here it is again. I've added this to my reading list already but never got to it. Good thing this popped up, otherwise I would have never read it.
Oh boy here we go.
1. It's a TCB universe story.
2. It's THE origin of the TCB universe story.
Here comes the ocean of downvotes.
Misanthropy, misanthropy everywhere
6 dislikes already? WAAAAT?
EDIT: I don't like this OOOONE BIT.
Is this the whole story?
Ok, I thought since there were so many spin-offs, this MUST be a very good fic. Right? Nope. So what in the hell did Celestia do to the humans to convince them that all humans were complete assholes who only wanted money? Serously, it's completely out of character. What human would just straight up say "yep all humans are greedy scumbags"?
I'm sorry for all the grammatically incorrect things in that but this fic makes me mad. Very mad.
Ya know? I'd sure as heck wouldn't give up the entire human race to turn into ponies. A generation or two later and no ponified humans would exist! The entire human culture would be destroyed! ARRRG THIS FIC IS EVIL
"Is his human nature somehow still making it's way out," HUMANS ARE SO EVIL THAT I'LL GIVE YOU A HEADACHE AND MAKE YOU PASS OUT AHNFIUCAGFHIYUGFAIDSFHAKDSFHADSLKFHADJKFHAKDJFHKADFHKADJHFLKADSJHFLAKDSFHAKDSFHAKDSFHKDSAHFKAJDHFKJADSHFAJDS DAS90TUAR98GHASD ARARRGE
So humans bring technology hundreds of years ahead of what the ponies have into all of equestria and still get shunned?
I get the feeling someone is frustrated...
*sigh*
and thus my rage ends...
I thought the TCB original fic was never finished.
How did this become the origin of a fic 'verse? This is a totally misanthropic piece of crap.
Anyone who actually likes the CB universe will tell you this story is bad, horribly misanthropic and not indicative of many of the fics in the genre. Just like Cupcakes isn't all grimdark. It's actually a constant annoyance for fans as people who are interested in the universe read this first and get disgusted, which is understandable.
>>829594
Completely.
It's like 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer'. That movie was total crap, except for Paul Rubins being in it. How did it become such a cool television series?
Oh, wait - I know! It's because often truly great things can come from an inspired premise, however badly done the initial version of it is. Yes, that's it!
Now you know!
Finnaly I can read the original. And ADHD on Equines? It will be interesting to see how it is writen.
Sounds good first
Read the prologue, and I clicked off the story.
@hirschhazel
read the rest please
Oh, where to begin...
Yeah, I've got nothin'. The cast are, frankly, assholes. Celestia is an asshole. They're all assholes.
The anti pony movement are... cardboard cut out villans with no motivation beyond ponies = evil, and I'm kinda agreeing with them. You know what? I can see why this created a thousand spinoffs. It's created a plethora of fix fics where people who are just plain insulted by this story (such as me) try to present something apart from... >>829617.
I just hate this story for the way it portrays mankind. I find it offensive, and tiresome.
The grammar, however, is fantastic, the pacing is... acceptable and there's nothing actually wrong with the cast's mechanics: they're all consistent.
>>829617 How did you post that?
>>829871
This guide holds the answers you seek.
I was JUST talking about 'what if blaze finished the conversion bureau?' Like not even a week ago.
I have seen the shitstorm, and it is glorious.
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HOORAY! I GET TO READ THE ORIGINAL SPEECH!
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IT'S JUST AS CRAPPY AND OUT OF CHARACTER AS I IMAGINED!
>>829883 why are you so awesome?
downvoting because it's crappy, and yet tracking it.
Whadda heck guys?! I posted this here because it wasn't here and I felt that it should be I didn't think you would go crazy on how bad it was. I didn't think it was bad
>>829922 why it isn't going anywhere it's finished
>>829906
>>829928 ah fuck.
untracked (i know it's only faving now, but i refuse to say that i actually faved this)
Welp, it's here...
...I'm about to lose all my SAN, am I?
>>829927
Most stories that tend to get hundreds of spin-offs usually have a terrible start. Or in another case they have a good story and then hundreds of crappy spin-offs.
Just look at Cupcakes and Past Sins.
>>829906 Krass being awesome? Dude you must be high or stupid... we all know he is awesome and sexy at the same time.
>>829619
CB stories as a whole aren't horribly misanthropic? That's certainly news to me.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find my big bag of nachos so I can properly enjoy witnessing the firestorm that is erupting as I type this.
>>829970 I'm not high, i only had a few lines of cocaine.
ugh, the nerve of some people.
>>829989 Can I join you with my popcorn?
>>829993 Sorry about that, I didn't mean to offend and mind passing the crack pipe around?
Thanks to TCB and it's like-minded spin-offs a lot of people started to enjoy stories in which the Ponies are killed by humans. Heck, people even root for the HLF and that says a lot. So "thanks" TCB for making people hate ponies, you are wrose than Cupcakes. (Warning: Comment contains traces of irony)
>>829989 Well there are the many which have humanity triumphant. Except for chatoyance's, which still manages to be misanthropic.
>>829998
This story got slammed. Slammed harder than a Beijing prostitute during tourist season.
>>830038 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!
Hole shit
this gotz a shitz tonz of attentionz 
And then the great TCB shitstorm came to halt as both sides made fun of how terribad the original was...
"Spike leaned over to look at the book that Twilight was looking at, The Second World War - A Guide. He noticed a grainy, black-and-white picture of a rather greasy, mean-looking human holding his arm straight out, as if he was giving some form of salute."
And blaze wonders why people hate him.
(First person to bring up Godwins law and fail to use it correctly will be punched IN THE SOUL!)
>>829998
Yes, yes you may.
>>830009
Other than Still Human and the pyrrhic victory of Ten Minutes, I'm not aware of any stories like that that aren't deconstructions or outright parodies of the CB subgenre or else aren't based on that oneshot of Chatoyance's. Care to enlighten me?
>>830059 Shitstorm? Germany was a shitstorm. This is a fuck ton of Irishmen drunk off their asses all spewing curses and lunch.
>>830076
YA GOT A PROBLEM WIT' MICKS EH?!
WELL IMA MICK, SONNY!