My name is Jacob, I am a forty-seven year old man who likes to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is magic. I was minding my own business, browsing 4chan while listening to Justin Bieber, when suddenly a portal opened with a sign that read Equestria out front of it. Well I obviously went in, being sure to grab my lucky waffle that I have had since my youth, and hopped in. To my surprise my mind and soul went into the waffle when I ended up in Equestria.
This is the story of me, Jacob the Waffle.
27th Jun 2012