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CinnamonSwirltheBreaded


Not sure if writing clop or giving biology lessons.

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...and next she'll be teaching Sweetie how to wear pants.

Ri2

...Wait, why are Rarity's parents in prison?

This was good! It makes me wonder what kind of a beard the others would have. Will there be a sequel?

7572421
For crimes against fashion!!!

More likely they did some sort of non-violent white collar crime.

7572475
Most mares aren't going to be caught dead outside their homes with any sort of fuzz on their chins, and it's only really something that happens to unicorns during puberty, not all ponies equally.

The title makes me think of the Wallace and Gromit short.

kul

I like the headcanon more than I initially could do! Im not irked by it, it simply reminds me of Dwarfs, since they are also keen to be written with beards in both sexes

I can't believe no one's done it yet...
I guess the burden rests on my shoulders now...
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But in all, that was a very nice little story. I would have loved to read even more on how Rarity feels exactly about her sister growing up, and her parents not ever being there. Your way of describing this would've been lovely to read.

Shame on Rarity for beard-shaming her little sister! :twilightangry2: :rainbowlaugh:

I always did find it interesting that unicorns are so rarely shown with beards these days. The part about their parents being in prison also makes a surprising amount of sense, and Rarity and Sweetie Belle were just so sweet together here.

Nice story! Thanks for writing it! :pinkiehappy:

Oh, neat headcanon!
Funny thing is, in a lot of the horses bred for surviving in cold weather, they have longer coats. Especially their thicker winter ones, which can produce some impressively luxurious pony beards. :ajsmug:
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So I guess that might be where that particular aspect of the classical unicorn came from.

And a lot of our old heraldic unicorns have fluff in odd places.
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You might wanna start shaving your stifles, too. Hairy knees just aren't stylish. :raritydespair:

Was the misleading description intentional?

Rarity teaches her little sister how to shave

(UniqueSKD spits out his soda drink and explodes into hysterical laughter)

7574052 Those two ponies have friendly chops! :pinkiehappy:

Not gonna lie, I was totally expecting Rarity to teach her sister how to shave... a different place.

Very sweet and slightly melancholy; just the kind of story I love. :twilightsmile:

This was a really sweet story, with some fun and silly headcanons (and one that's not so much, haha). It too bad Rarity had to shame Sweetie Belle into shaving, maybe she could have brought feminine beards into style.

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