dang

...I think you broke him, Lyra...

The things about me are true, other than Lyra. My parents have actually taken off for London about a month ago, so I'm taking care of myself

>>803595803595:

So I like how- *sees Avatar*

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>>803607803607 The scariest part is that I made it...

>>803611803611:

..............How bout this instead?

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>>803616803616 But I likes da 'SHO AWSHUM'. It's supposed to be scary

How is this favorited by 5 people, yet it only has 2 likes?

>>803631803631 Not everyone gives a thumbs-up for a story that they fave. I know this personally. But here, have a thumb. *hands over a dismembered thumb*

>>803642803642 Thanks so much....*Puts in quarantine bag*

>>803623803623:

Its freaky....

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>>803647803647 That's the point!

i dont think he can compute logic

>>803757803757 Would you be able to compute logic if you found a Lyra in your kitchen?

>>803763803763 yes very well actually in fact i would end up hugging her and possibly repeatingly slap my self across the face

Hemi cuda? BUCK YEA! Mopar or nocar!

Also: PONY HARD!!!!!!!

Good so far, write moar. *cracks whip*

Hooray! I gave you a new cover!

>>803647803647 is it wrong that I am attracted to that picture (and Pinkamena Diane Pie in general)

>>805139805139 Depends...How attracted are we talkin about?

>>805165805165 I just think she looks waaaaaaaaay cuter with her hair straight and flat, ya feel me?

>>805959805959 Now that I think about it, you're right

>>805139805139:

Pfff, NAH!

>>807587807587 u don't think so?

i wonder where this i going?

GAMES!

This human sounds alot like me... do I know you?

I wonder how good of a gamer Lyra can be?

>>808574808574 The human's qualities are mine.

>>809045809045

Ah. You act a lot like me then. Freaky.

Also, before I forget, good story! Gonna see how this turns out!

>>809069809069 Nice

Dude your story's are amazing

This seems cool

>>839152839152 Thanks bro. I hope you enjoy what I have in store for our strange friends.

yeah i do i really thank that this is gonna be a story that every pony will want to here and they will never forget this story

Where is the rest of Ze chapta's?

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I actually wrote my first thing even close to clop, so any criticism will be GREATLY appreciated. Sorry about the insane delay, by the way.

OMG ITS GMOD LYRA shes so hot

And that's why the red juice is evil.

More than 70 people favorited this....and only 38 likes. I know, I know. I sounds really selfish, but I'm a little confused. Are they waiting for some more chapters to see if it's 'worthy' of a like? Honestly, the answer escapes my mind.

.....and for all of you who sent me PM's that said 'Dude are you a clopper? That's messed up.' here is your answer:

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Umm, how much wine did she put in? Because either she emptied a bottle or two into their salads or they can't handle their alcohol.

>>887430887430 If he tripped on the 'random empty' bottle on the floor, what do you think?

yo man it's been 9 weeks where's the new chapter?

>>12722281272228 Sorry bro. My parents' house has some problems (I'm only 16), so I've had to stay in Michigan for a while. I should be able to squeeze another chapter out tomorrow.

>>12725331272533 sweet thanks

here have a stache