Choosing the most important moment in Equestrian history is nearly impossible. Many moments shaped Equestria as we know it today—moments big and small that paved the way for monumental shifts in power, culture, and technological achievement. History is rich with such moments, but to us, one moment stands out as the dawn of a new era.
We believe this moment to be the day Pinkie Pie sought to lift the ban on yo mama jokes.
A finalist in the July 2016 Writeoff event, with the prompt "End of an Era".
Chapters (1)
Yay! It's here it's here it's here! A wonderfully heartfelt look into the political dynamics of Equestria and the social stereotypes which offensive comedy perpetuates.
So happy I can finally add this to my favorites.
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nice little thing you wrote here! gave me a good smile
Yo momma so dumb that she put make up on her forehead in order to make up her mind.
7461317 This historical account took ten years of writing and five minutes of skimming Wikipedia -o-
Glad to hear ya liked it! :>
7461326 You've discovered my secret! :o But yes, it's currently one of my favourite memes -v- Thanks for reading / smiling! owo
7461340 -slaps knee-
Yo mama so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live :v
I love how this was written. I actually laughed many times.
7461368 Excellent! Mission accomplished o7
Perhaps they should've just done this instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG1_393MvaQ
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yo momma so poor that when you went to put out a cigarette, she yelled at you for turning the heat off.
Yo mama's so fat one day she went swimming in the ocean, and Spain claimed her as the new world!
Yo mama's so fat her butt cheeks look two pigs fighting over milk dud!
7461398 This was glorious, thank you for sharing :D
7461413 Yo mama's so fat, she has to put on her belt with a boomerang :v :v
Yo momma so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion tells her to Stay Over There!
Pinkie's right. How else would we get such charmers as "Yo mama's so fat her debroglian wavelength is visible on a macroscopic scale." Yo mama jokes make some of the best nerd jokes.
Wow, that was so bizarre.
I can't even.
Also, typo here
I really like your writing style in this one, Front. The perfect set up for the ending. My is Celestia defensive!
7461577 So I've heard, but I was never quite nerdy enough to get them :P
7461619 Glad to hear you liked it, OB! Might not go for this writing style often, but yes, it made a great setup for the twist :3
7461589 Thank you so much for pointing that out! That word gets me every time...
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hahaha np
7461601 You mama so fat her belt size is equator (please don't take insult to that)!
Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks polygons turn into frogs!
I got some jokes here,
yo mama so ugly, Tirek didn't want her magic.
Yo mama so ugly, She's the reason why Chrysalis doesn't want to feast on her love.
Yo mama so ugly, She's the reason why King Sombra stayed outside of the Crystal Empire.
Yo mama so dyslexic, she's my amoa.
Good to see this edited from the Writeoff version! Smoothing out the early narration really helped this shine. Still love the final twist, and the Pinkie dialogue (especially on the train) is just so her.
7462931 Thank you! Yes, thank you for pointing out the clunky beginning. I'm glad to hear the smoother first section works now. ^^
7462415 Ooh, mlp-related yo mama jokes!
Yo mama so stupid, she doesn't know what colour Pinkie Pie is
That last line
Topkek
Yo mandate is so oppressive, it made puns sit in the back of the bus.
7463325 I strive for the toppest of keks -w-
Yo mama is so fat, they she got a princess to raise and lower her
7463494 Such cruel and unusual punishment D:
7463570 <-- It's funny cause this is the only yo mama joke I actually wrote in the story :P
Anime! Yo mama so short that she makes Edward Elric look huge. (Height wise)
Twilight and Pinkie need to be put in jail for heresy!
Like the narration style you’ve got there.
Yo Mama so fat it takes two planes and a bus just to get on her good side.
Yo Mama so poor when she goes to KFC she licks other peoples fingers
Yo Mama so ugly they put her face on a bottle of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.
..... slow clap
Yo Momma so fat she doesn't need the internet because she is already WORLDWIDE!!!
Yo Momma so poor Scootaloo evicted her from the card board box!!!
Yo Momma so ugly Pinkie Pie threw her a going away party the day she arrived!!!
Yo Momma so old she changed Starswirl the Bearded's diaper!!!
Yo Momma so hairy she's won the Miss Yakistan contest 12 times!!!
Yo Momma so short a breezy tripped over her!!!
Yo Momma so stupid that when Rainbow Dash told her it's chilly outside she ran out with a bowl and spoon!!!
Yo Momma so heartless Queen Chrysalis nearly died from having her love sucked out by her!!!
Yo Momma so crazy DiScOrD wants to date her!!!
Yo Momma so mean Tirek was afraid to take her magic!!!
Yo Momma so cruel King Sombra sends her a mother's day card!!!
Yo Momma so scary Nightmare Moon banished herself to the moon!!!
Yo Momma so bad Tartarus banished her to Equestria!!!
Would be funny if the planet was their mama and also loved that it turns out she doesn't control the sun, I have a theory that she controls the planet rotation so it makes it seem like she controls the sun.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to the Crystal Empire, she broke it!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought MLP was Major League Baseball for ponies!
I must never speak of this fic to anyone...least of all my momma...
She will kill me slowly and painfully. *shudders*
Ahem. That said...
Loved the story!
The rebellion has been successful!
You can has review!
speechless agony at that last one
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oh no... a joke bomb from the past! my laughter is at 200% i think i might just die of laughter... oh wait... i already did! dont even know why i found that funny! maybe its a spell? probably is.
I'm actually disappointed I thought this was a joke story involving yo mama and by less extension yo daddy jokes instead I read this shit show and I'm not laughing infact I actually thought this would go a step further and involve the animated yo mama jokes videos on YouTube.