DISCLAIMER! I DO NOT OWN MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!

            Authors note: By the way, this chapter goes to first person. Hope you'd want to know!

            "Fan-friggin'-tastic," I mumbled, checking my watch. It read 4:42. I was meant to finish my shift at 4:00, but Kathryn took off way to early and left me to deal with the customers. That normally wouldn't be a problem, but the shop was full of people trying to get our new stock of body lotion. I mean, come on! It's not as if it's going to run out after one day. Really! It's a friggin' body-healthcare shop, for Pete's sake! Wait til' tomorrow instead of all pouring in today!

            "Way to go, Anne Banks," I said as I banged into a lamp post. I thought that only happened in movies, anyway. Why do comical things always happen to me? I'm like the Twilight Sparkle of Earth. I like to study, but things (which seem funny to other people) always seem to interrupt me when I try to think.

           Speaking of Twilight, I thought of the latest episode of My little pony: Friendship is Magic. The Mane 6 owned those Changelings! Though I couldn't help yet seem sorry for them. They were only trying to feed. But what they did to everypony (giggle- "everypony") morally wrong. And trapping Princess Celestia in that cocoon thingy. What would've happened if the Changelings had won? Was that cocoon thingy a contraption for turning ponies into Changelings? And what was Doctor Whooves doing with Carrot Top and Dinky?

            As I approached my house, I took out my keys and opened the door, to be met with a very strange sight.

There were 9 things on the carpet, and glowing white cracks everywhere.

I said what first came to my mind.

"What the fuck?"

            Soon, the things( which turned out to be. dun dun dun, ponies!) slowly woke up.

           "Uh," moaned a rainbow maned one. "Where in Equestria are we?" With a gasp, I realised something. These were ponies from MLP FIM! I squeed in fangirl delight.]

            "Ohmygosh!  I can't believe it's you!" I hopped up and down in excitement, until I saw one of them had wings and a horn. My eyes widened and I said," Sorry your Highness, I didn't realise it was you." The alicorn opened her eyes and gave a little smile.

            "It's okay, dear. I'm just showing my little ponies what is happening. They've already gone through what has happened."

             I nodded slowly, not understanding a word of it. Did she mean the glowing white cracks? And what had happened which she showed them? And why were they in my house, out of all the houses in the world?

            "Princess Celestia," I started quietly. "Excuse my crudeness, but what the hell's going on here? What's with the cracks? And why are you here?"

             The princess sighed, and glanced other the other ponies, who were shaking their heads. Twilight was staring at me intently, which I found a bit unnerving. To my surprise, Derpy and the Doctor were there too. Derpy was rubbing her eyes, one of them rolling about the place. I had to stifle my laughter as the Doctor looked euphoric to be here. What was their part in this? And- PINKIE? WHAT THE- What happened to her mane? She- she couldn't have been turned into Pinkamena, could she?

             "Dear- Sorry dear, what is your name?"

             "It's- It's Anne Banks, at your service ma'am." I responded with a bow.

             "Well, Anne, I am aware that you are a- how do I put it- a brony? So you must know all about Miss. Pie's antics."

             I nodded vigorously. "But why is her mane flat? It's normally all poofy!"

              "Miss. Pie has created a- a breach in what you call "The Fourth Wall". These cracks are a result of so much battering on it. Even though it can be fixed, Miss. Pie accidentally pushed it to far, but this resulting in her mane deflating. Miss. Hooves here was present at the time, and The Doctor has many encounters with this kind of thing. The others wanted to come along, as they couldn't bear to see why Miss. Pie was so overwrought. I hope you don't mind us dropping in, do you?"

             "No, Your Highness. This is the best day ever! I mean, this day is delightfully wonderful."ac As I said that, my eyes drifted to Fluttershy, who was trembling behind Applejack. "Come on now Sugarcube," the orange farm-pony was saying. "Ah'm sure she ain't harmful. Just say 'Hello.'" AJ caught me watching her and winked.  I grinned, but averted my attention to the Princess, who started to talk again.

             "I am showing them what is happening in the human world. If we don't stop the cracks, both our world will be consumed!"

              I frowned. "So why don't you just use your magic? Or zap it with the E.O.H?"

              "The E.O.H?"

              "Elements of Harmony."

              "That's just it. The cracks can't be stopped by the elements of harmony or my powers!" Celestia exclaimed. "I can only hold them back for a few days!"

              "Then what are you going to do?" I asked. Twilight trotted forward and answered," Apparently we need to find the Elements of Harmony!" O.k, now she had me really confused.

              "But- Don't you already have them?"

               "Yes. But I'n not talking about our Elements of harmony. I'm talking about Elements of Harmony for Discord!"

             "Don't you mean 'Elements of Discord'?"

               "That's what I said." I rolled my eyes, and the other eight all face-hoofed at the same time.

              "Hey," I asked. "How'd you do that in synchronization like that?"

               "Trade secret," Rainbow winked. Twilight glared at the others, and exclaimed,"That's what I meant, anyway. The Elements of Harmony for Discord would be the Elements of Discord. We need to find them! But first, Princess Celestia needs to show us what will happen if we fail."

               I thought for a few moments, then asked,"Hey, can I join? I've always wanted to go on an epic adventure with ponies!"

               They all stared at me, then conferred among themselves, except for the Doctor who (hah, I made a funny) trotted towards me.

               "I wonder why I'm not in human form again," he pondered. "I mean, we're on Earth. So why am I still a pony?"

               "Hey Doctor. Have you worked out the connection between London and magical ponies yet?"( Doctor Whooves and assistant FTW)

                He grinned at me. "Not yet, but I'm pretty close. Have you worked it out?"

                I shook my head. "Hey, do you travel with Derpy?"

                "Yes. In our most current adventure, we saved Equestria from Cyber-ponies."

                I stifled a giggle. "Cyber-ponies? It seems like everything in Equestria is a bad pun."

                "I know, right?" He giggled along with me.

                "Miss. Banks!" A regal voice called. We looked back and saw the others waiting. "We have decided."

                "Yes...?" I asked hopefully.

                "If you wish too, you can come with us on our quest."

                "YES!" I yelled. Then I looked around. Everypony was staring at me. "Oops?"

                Rarity shook her head. "Well, let's get going then."

                 "Right!" I said. "Onwards and upwards! ALLONS-Y!

                "Hey!" Doctor Whooves exclaimed indignantly. "That's my line!"