Twilight has finally neared the end of completing the biggest list she's ever made. She feels she should be rewarded and prepares a quiet night with the symbol of her success, becoming closer to her work than ever before.
Only a few more items left to complete before Twilight treats herself in a way that would make all of her friends (and Celestia) blush.
If you actually get off on this, you're a complete weirdo and we need to be friends immediately.
Also feel free to check out Jack Stone In Equestria if you liked this.
Now with a Youtube reading!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TBpZaT7GLs
Chapters (1)
Wtf did I just read
Well this turned me on and yes we should be friends
I never knew that there was something so poetic about having sex with a very large parchment...
...
Well Rule 34 is proven again.
I am conflicted.
I am amused.
I am slightly aroused.
I am confused.
Have a like and a fav.
I just wanted to drop by and say that I think that story title is an awesome pun.
I don't get it.
Is a sexy Sparky sensually spooning a schedule series within her study?
Uh wut.
wat
Done. Lets be friends.
P.S. love the title
You got my fav. I'm really amused reading this.
SS
Yep we need to be friends I am aroused somewhow
i mis-clicked on the browse, and this story came up as result 100,622 on page 10,063 when sorting by relevance.
I don't understand anything anymore. I don't know what I searched by, but it was the exact opposite of this.
7461865 Thank you, I do my best!
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7462078 You read badassery. It's a word, just ask Torgue.
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7462084 Awesome! People who get my weirdness are the best ponies! Also I'd recommend giving Jack Stone in Equestria a read if you liked this.
7461908 Only if you're Twilight apparently lol
7461924 The internet gods demanded it.
7461927 It's like a clusterbuck of awesome isn't it? But seriously, thank you!
7461998 Well thank you, a friend of mine who wants to remain anonymous suggested it
7462064 Considering it's not in the story and out of context, I don't get it either.
7462188 Well thank you, was a flare of the moment!
7462288 Mind doing a...
Apple one for Applejack?
7462296 Where she gets it on with apples? Alright I'll look into it, it was a spur the moment thing tbh
Dude, I´ve written a story where Celestia bones cake, and Twilight gets a giant horsecock, people have gotten off to those, and they will get off to this
7462328 Celestia bones a cake...may have to go read that...
7462299 A whole series.
The Bucked Apple
The Baked Cake
The Mane Squeezed
The Stunt
The Fluffy
So many!
7462332 Check it out dude
7462332 https://www.fimfiction.net/story/313391/cake-makes-everything-better Sequel has more likes, has an audio reading too
Glorious, glorious weirdness!
Please sir/madam/eldritch abomination, may I have some more of your imaginary tentacle loving?
I haven't even read it yet and you've already got my track/fave/like.
This was the best thing I've read all day.
Have a like.
And a mustache.
7462610 *Wipes away a few tears* I...I've never gotten a mustache before..I'm so honored!
ListLight is best ship.
7462820 Honestly, it was a fun idea, then I just kinda went with it as a literature joke.
Well, reading that was fun
7463040 I accidentally misslcicked your comment with a thumbs down, please forgive me! In the form of five easy payments of 22.99.
7463091 me and my sister are laughing SOOO hard right now. Heh heh HARD
I reaaaaly need to stop reading stories that completely break my my brain, it can't be good for my health!
7463342 Well then I'd like to recommend Jack Stone In Equestria
ONE.
People who disliked this do not understand true art.
TWO.
Buckle my
listSHOE! I mean shoe.THREE.
You are officially my best friend. Let's collab sometime.
Like and a fave. Please do more!
Yeah, better a list than a snail
This was good. I enjoyed this a lot.
What the hell have I witnessed? Get me some bleach please
Just kidding, though it was weird as f**k
Gave me a good chuckle. Well done.
I'm slightly disappointed that she didn't finish the story...
But this was a fun read, so have a thumbs up.
7468764 She actually is turned on by lists, it's why she had Dash fill one out. Now she's going to have private time.
Not my proudest chubby, but well done.
Best
Title
EVER...
Funniest fic I've ever read.
Well done!
7461927 Celestia'a reaction was hysterical!
It's a fucking masterpiece.
I can't even or odd right now
*is browsing about and suddenly comes a crossed this*
My first impression was this at the title and descriptions:
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Against my better judgement, I started reading it and.....
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But still rushed... Some scenes, including the one with Celestia could have been drawn out for hilariously comical effect and instead you merely skipped over them.
If your overall joke was the fact that Twilight is so in love with her lists that she would literally fuck one, you nailed that joke hilariously well but and I mean no insult by this, I could not help but stare as I read this going:
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This was fantastic. XD
Oh, the ending absolutely made this story. :D
Welp...
Guess I have a new friend.
Eh, Friendship is Magic as they say.
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Mate.
Max G is my fucking GOD
The only thing I regret is, that it took me so long to find this story.