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"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

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Rarity is eager to gossip about the boys at Canterlot High School. So she invites a couple of her new friends along to do so. They're only too happy to oblige.

I mean honestly, how much experience can three immortal sirens stuck in the bodies of nubile sixteen year olds really have?


Rated teen and tagged with sex due to the subject matter discussed
Contains: real world references


Edited by: AutumnBramble
She has the patience of a saint, and described in depth how the heck speech tags work. So a huge thank you to her.

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Comments ( 24 )

I'd like to see more out of this. Like Adagio and company try and help Rarity get laid, maybe with one of them.

Feeding off conflict taking on numerous lovers, I can imagine all the stories they could tell, if it wasn't for the complications that'd arise I'd argue they be brought before a war crimes tribunal.

7431595 This. This needs to happen. All of my yes.

I don't know what I just read, I don't know why I just read it, I just know I read it and I liked it. Why.:facehoof:

Rarity let out a groan. “It’s the only story I have.”

Favorite line in the entire story. It was fun all the way through, but Rarity really did not think this through-they have thousands of years on her and she's a teenager. Although, it is commendable that she even managed to get them there for gossip in the first place.

Maybe this time Rarity invites her friends next time to hear the Sirens' Centuries of Laid Moments.

Sonata shared a bed with WHO!?
My mind is shutting down right now...

7431595
Yeah that'd be pretty good. Constantly drop names while talking Rarity into doing things.

"Rarity I swear, that's how Aria got James Dean into her bed. Just do it."

7431645
Adagio did nothing wrong.

7431774
Glad you liked it :P.

7432058
I mean they look sixteen, they act sixteen, they go to high school. Sometimes Rarity forgets that they are actually immortal monsters from another dimension. Also glad to hear you enjoyed it.

7432059
If they wanted to hear such risque stories Rarity wouldn't have had to invite the Dazzlings in the first place. Of course then we'd have to hear the thrilling tales of Rainbow's clumsy groping and Sunset's reasoning for nicknaming her ex (over in a) Flash Sentry.

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Blackbeard, Rasputin, John Kennedy, Napoleon, Sir Walter Raleigh, to name a few.

Good story, any chance of more like this one. Maybe sharing more stories with the whole gang or flashbacks of the Siren's escapades.

7432499 Depends on what words they may have whispered to their lovers, and how much of their magic was used to influence situations to turn them into conflicts, perhaps they did no influencing on these individuals but there were no doubt others.

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I have a couple of ideas jotted down in my notebook. Though, I'm not going to make any promises.

The joy of starting something only thanks to a pun.
Funny how you ask something of someone who is over a millennium old, and you don't expect to feel out of your depth.
Still, this was quit an amusing read!

7432499 You had a dread pirate AND a Catholic US politician each share a bed with the nicest villain of the series???

GEEZUS THAT JFK JOKE

THAT WAS HORRIBLE AND TERRIBLE

I also laughed really hard BUT STILL TERRIBLE :heart:

I thought that joke about JFK was talkin' about John Lennon...

7431645
With what evidence? :rainbowhuh:

7842280 That is one of the complications I was referring too unless you could get them to blab when they knew they were being recorded, and then prove they were sane and knew what was going on. Tricky but not impossible if their ego was played to properly.

Given what I know about Blackbeard, and Kennedy actually, I can totally believe this. You know, Edward Teach had like 13 or 14 wives. Wouldn't be surprised if Sonata was one of them.

This story is hilarious. And believable in universe. You get a thumbs up and a favorite.

"You know why they called the JFK administration, Camelot? Because he came a lot" - Paraphrasing George Carlin.

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I for one would happily volunteer to go South Of The Border with Sonata Dusk.

7432059
I demand this story. It would be hilarious!

I love the Constantinople joke. I actually met some Greeks who still claim Istanbul as a Greek cty.

Seeing the older figures share their experience is honestly some of the most intriguing stories I have ever heard~

Seriously, I love it when seeing pony stories mess around with history, things get funny after that~

Ah it ended so abruptly! I would love some more

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