This story is a sequel to You Came to the Wrong Neighborhood
Continuation of my other story You Came to the Wrong Neighborhood. You don't have to read it but it's probably funnier than this one.
Luna is notified of her sister's death in the previous attack in the human world. Stricken with grief, Nightmare Moon's spirit takes hold and is out to enslave humanity. Using the teleporter, she beams herself to the sands of Arizona, not knowing of the opposition she will face...
Great job. You really out did yourself this time. Keep it up.
Did you know there's also a town in Arizona called America with only like 7 fucking people who live there? The town only exists to be attacked by those worms from Tremors.
Also, don't drive The Mystery Machine around in Arizona or the crazies might shoot at you.
Nice people, though. Best vacation ever.
...Wow. Trump just taught me what a Snake Plisken Super Sayian would look like.
Now I get why you put a trigger warning. But anyways...
TRIGGERED
I did not expect this much feedback on the first day.
What did I just read?
Error error abort abort pdkfjcjksoxjdms.
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RationalThought.exe crashed.......loading backup mode Insanity.exe
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User died before process finished due to lethal amounts of Dank Patriotism.
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Wiping memory.
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Rebirth initiated.
It was a dystopian future fic the whole time!
7431861 That sounds so cool...
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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I thought it said FIGHT FOR LIFE, PUBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS!
...classy
oh boy, time to watch NMM get butt-fucked by assault rifles and Barrett M107s
This is why you don't fuck with America. Even if Trump did not have god-like abilities, the massive amount of sniper rifles trained on her head as soon as she entered the white-house's general vicinity would have done it.
7794903 I enjoy your enthusiasm!
7794903 I feel scared now because that comment sounds.... Pleasing
how did i just learn about this and not so much sooner?
7871050 me too
Reading this when trump DID Become president is sooo wierd
Read this chapter and at the end was an advertisement about "Trimp's Secret Weapon"
LOL
MLG Pro Gaming, eat your Swiss cheese for more no scopes.
Make.Humanity.Great.Again.
Alex Jones would be very proud of you.
huh. i guess everyone did skip this one.
so tonight we kill the president
8093885 I feel like I should give you some sort of reward for reading that.
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8093885 Yeah, kinda empty here...
Didn't work, huh?
8209684 yeah, it's very quiet.
maybe it did
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Its so cold and lonely here...
But how will we know?
Hell that caught me off guard.
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Nope, 'runs away'
I suddenly want a fighting game with the presidents and other world leaders as characters now.
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This comment didn't age well...
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Exclamation: YOU ARE BOTH HERETICS!
"They're attacking Why."
"But why?"
"Exactly"
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ah shit
edit: thought you were pointing out a typo i made
Why is this so amazing
why does this exist
i love it
Ugh. Christ this made me laugh my ass off.