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Sticks and stones may break my bones. If I have fucking Osteoporosis.

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This story is a sequel to You Came to the Wrong Neighborhood


Continuation of my other story You Came to the Wrong Neighborhood. You don't have to read it but it's probably funnier than this one.

Luna is notified of her sister's death in the previous attack in the human world. Stricken with grief, Nightmare Moon's spirit takes hold and is out to enslave humanity. Using the teleporter, she beams herself to the sands of Arizona, not knowing of the opposition she will face...

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 45 )

Great job. You really out did yourself this time. Keep it up.

Did you know there's also a town in Arizona called America with only like 7 fucking people who live there? The town only exists to be attacked by those worms from Tremors.

Also, don't drive The Mystery Machine around in Arizona or the crazies might shoot at you.


Nice people, though. Best vacation ever.

...Wow. Trump just taught me what a Snake Plisken Super Sayian would look like.

Now I get why you put a trigger warning. But anyways...

TRIGGERED

I did not expect this much feedback on the first day.

Error error abort abort pdkfjcjksoxjdms.
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RationalThought.exe crashed.......loading backup mode Insanity.exe
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User died before process finished due to lethal amounts of Dank Patriotism.
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Wiping memory.
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Rebirth initiated.

It was a dystopian future fic the whole time!

I thought it said FIGHT FOR LIFE, PUBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS!:rainbowlaugh:

oh boy, time to watch NMM get butt-fucked by assault rifles and Barrett M107s

This is why you don't fuck with America. Even if Trump did not have god-like abilities, the massive amount of sniper rifles trained on her head as soon as she entered the white-house's general vicinity would have done it.

7794903 I feel scared now because that comment sounds.... Pleasing

how did i just learn about this and not so much sooner?

Reading this when trump DID Become president is sooo wierd

Read this chapter and at the end was an advertisement about "Trimp's Secret Weapon"

LOL:rainbowlaugh:

MLG Pro Gaming, eat your Swiss cheese for more no scopes.

Alex Jones would be very proud of you.

huh. i guess everyone did skip this one.

















so tonight we kill the president

8093885 I feel like I should give you some sort of reward for reading that.

Comment posted by MysteriousOtaku deleted May 30th, 2017

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Its so cold and lonely here...














But how will we know?

Nightmare whispered some other evil shit and she possessed Luna again because I give up on plot man, I’m sorry.

Hell that caught me off guard. :rainbowlaugh:

I suddenly want a fighting game with the presidents and other world leaders as characters now.

"They're attacking Why."
"But why?"
"Exactly"

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ah shit
edit: thought you were pointing out a typo i made

why does this exist




i love it

“Alright, now I don’t know who you are or even what you are, but I’d bet a small loan of a million dollars that you came here illegally and are dead set on taking our jobs and ruining our way of life as Americans. But I won’t let you do that! Right now, I can feel everyone’s patriotism flowing through me and we all have one mission: To defeat you! I, Donald Trump, will deport you!” Cameras were trained on the scene. The whole world was watching.

Ugh. Christ this made me laugh my ass off.

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