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The day after she swears off her petty, villainous ways, Starlight Glimmer is finally ready for her very first friendship lesson! To mark this grand occasion, Twilight decides a walk through town is in order to let her new student make some friends the right way.
It turns out that Starlight Glimmer is exceedingly bad at making friends the right way.
Many thanks to Syeekoh and Kamikakushi for taking a big one and prereading this for me.
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WHAT THE FUCK?!
I'll take a big one for you any day.
Uhhh... I had something to say, but after finishing this story I just gave up
Have a like
Let me dig in the freezer, see if I can heat up the cold bag.
That was a nice little read. I wonder how many times Roundabout ended up in the family tree? Grandfather? Great Grandfather? Also, how does a pony with such a propensity for dragon bullying manage to survive long enough to sire anything? A mystery for the ages.
This is actually one of the most serious and believable stories of Starlight's post-season five forgiveness stories I've seen on the site.
Wow, that feature sure was fast. Congrats!
Well that was acidic, cynical and mean-hearted.
Excellent...
Huh, so that was why she restyled her mane.
Apparently a generation of inbreeding doesn't teach a pony when to keep their mouth shut.
Nice feature too!
I don't know what I expected, but it certainly wasn't this.
7409328 Nobody expects the biggest dick.
The title itself is fave worthy.
7409330 Kinda like the Spanish Inquisition?
7409344 I guess so, yeah.
I really enjoyed this and laughed many times. More author-worshipping, a really bad summary of the story that everyone here just read, e.t.c
I rate 27 out of 13 giant dicks.
7409344
Yeah, minus the comfy chair.
7409360 Don't forget the fluffy pillows.
I'm not going to lie.
The title is what I came here for.
7409301
If anything, each cycle of inbreeding probably makes that kind of mental gymnastics rougher. Two or so more and he should be down to DURRRR POTATOE.
ROUNDABOUT! YOU INBRED HILLBILLY FUCK!!!
Why is this story in its own Similar section?
7409413 Because it's shaped like itself.
7409287
Your comment made me so unimaginably happy.
Roundabout is no Lazarus Long.
Oh dear Lord... Roundabout certainly was named properly wasn't he?
I suppose it would be accurate to call him a motherfucker.
She totally weeping angel'd him.
Can't say that I disagree with her, and Twilight is a terrible friend for not smacking his shit before then.
7409279
Just the way I wanted it. Thanks for reading!
Didn't Futurama do this?
Bwahahahahahahahaha
pretty damn funny. loved the bit with the arsehole being his own dad adn it being him pissing off starlight that made it that way. have yaself a like and a fav
welp
that was a thing
that happened
Oh, my.....that was just hysterical!! Just a perfect Twilight reaction to everything Starlight did and Starlight just being as she should. Very well done!
So, Starlight left out that that second time travel spell is also a gender change spell, right? I bet he's a fan of all those zombie movies
7409541 Everything has been done already: we're just seeing variations of it. Besides, this plot focus is on Starlight and Twilight and, while he's important to the story, it's not exactly his story.
Anyway, always nice to see another variation of Starlight who has very clear, very extreme reasons for why she made few friends growing up and required a talk down from the resident princess of friendship.
...Well, that just happened.
Nothing like the grievous & irresponsible misuse of godlike power to lift my spirits!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
7409499 Oh my god! You genius!
Fluoride is totally a main ingredient of friendship. A nice, pearly white smile can make you a surprising amount of friends. No, really, it's true. You wouldn't believe the kind of difference that kind of first impression makes.
Also, goddamn it, Mesa!
The ending is like icing on a cake! Sweet, with a side of lols. LOVE IT!
The hell?! I once tried to upload a story with a cover image with a censored swear word in it. How did you get away with that title?!
Also , isn't stopping your friends before they can insult each other or do something ugly to each other a key part of friendship ? Some Princess of friendship there Twilight !
I've been writing Starlight wrong the whole time.
amazing title. 10/10
7409862
Publish it, rename it later...
wwaaaaaaaiiiiiittttt....... Fry...... is that you?
That title is absolutely hilarious.
Edit: and the story even more so.
7409220 Alright then, pull down your pants. We'll make this quick.
7410121 Username checks out.