I feel horrible for giggling >.<

Wat.......

I fucking love this.

What do I hear? Is that the sound of this fic climbing up the "getting featured" ladder? I think it is!

Best thing ever.

Ha, what the Buck?

AMAZING!

I can't decide between this being hilariously terrible, or terribly hilarious.

Either way, I laughed.

Hmm... (Thats my thinking noise )

Love it.

Also, don't think I don't know that "wink out" is from the previous gens, cause I do.

18 likes and 0 dislikes at the time of reading. WTF!!??

I'm going to task myself to be the first dislike.

Bravo, good sir

as a grumpy curmudgeon, I relate to Twilight so much.

Twilight has issues

>>796504796504 You should seek help immediately before you punch a baby.

>>796516796516 You're Crazy Dude.... *stoner snicker*

>>796461796461 You are going to dislike it without any rational cause? Your only reason is to be the first one to do it? Please tell me you are not serious.

>>796559796559 I'm disliking it because I disliked the story. I didn't know that was a crime.

>>796563796563 I have no problem with that. It was just the way you stated it made it sound like you were one of the trolls who dislike something for the sake of being the first to dislike it. I am sorry for misunderstanding.

Frankly I'd be alarmed if there were no dislikes. It is a story about a baby getting punched after all.

>>796570796570 It's okay.

Acrolith Punches a Like Button

The last sentence made my day.

>>796541796541 Why...why do you show up in everything I look at.

Like really. Do we have the same mindset or something? Do we click on the exact same things?

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

>>797070797070

I don't show up in everything you look at. you look at everything I show up in. I was here first. You're stalking me.

Oh god, this shouldn't have made me laugh, but good job sir for using child abuse to bring a smile to my face!

DAFUQ DID I JUST READ?

Your an awful person for making me laugh at this.

Infinity Hitlers strangling infinite Fluttershys. THAT'S YOU. >:(

>>797746797746 is that better or worse than one Twilight punching one baby?

ATLAST MY PLAN HAS FULFILLED !

I'm going to hell for liking this lol

>>798411798411 So will 59 other people xD

Why is this so fucking hilarious? Why am I favoriting it?  Good job, under 2k words you make a pretty funny, original (novel, even) one-shot

Deontology is indeed a dangerous route to take in any event. The safer ends-based moral philosophy is always Utilitarianism.

This story somehow balances the necessarity OOC-ness needed for this kind of story and the in-characterness to make it somehat believable. And hilarious.

4 moustaches out of 5.

Oh this was gud. I twas real good.

If It had been my ennui jar, it probably would have been enough to cover my bail...gotta love this story.

The definition for "deontological" that Twilight gives is very strange. On Wikipedia it's described as the judgment of the morality of an action based on a set of rules (often duty-based), not "so long as it produces a desirable end".

...is that part of the humor?

Despite being in the middle of a conversation at the time, I immediately broke out in laughter when I saw the name of this.

And now, having read the actual little story, I am very pleased with what you've done with this. It's going right into my favorites. For all posterity!!

What the fuck? I know the title says "Twilight Punches A Baby" but when she said it, I was like

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I have no idea what I just read... But it was hilarious!

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This is hilarious, But I just can't bring myself to upvote it... Darn you for creating a mild existential dilemma

...she must try a more unique approach on the next door she encounters.

--

Twilight opened Sugarcube Corner's door with Spike.

Nice.

Nice.

Awesome Story!!!

Some of the comments are funnier than the story.

Why don't I check the new stories tab often?

>>798411798411 Meh. I was already going to hell.

i came

"I'm going to punch a baby!"

Whelp, you succeeded. That was hilarious, well done. A thup for sure! Please keep writing, I'll keep reading!

This could be an episode! (also, thank you for writing this, you're a good person)

Wow, I really wasn't expecting all that much from this. But you definitely pulled it off. Both clever and funny. Fluttershy, please tell them what we think of this story.

Thank you.

Witty.

I don't know what to think besides that.

This was surprisingly witty.

This was terrible.    ... and hilarious.  

The part at the end with Celestia and Twilight actually earned you the thumbs-up on this, though.  

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Oh my..Oh...seriously...that...FUNNY!

What the fuck?! I know the title says "Twilight Sparkle Punches A Baby", but she actually punched a baby!

OMFG! I laughed so damn hard. Good fucking job man. I think I irritated a couple of the staff members here at the college. I don't care. My sides hurt from laughing so much. If I could give you two thumps up I would.

I feel that laughing at this and then upvoting it makes me a bad person. I can live with that.

i honestly don't know how to feel about this.... I know it is meant to be funny, (which it is don't get me wrong) it just felt completely and utterly out of character... I know it is meant to be but it just made me feel like I cant 'like' it. sorry.

this was funny derpy is epic

She's kinda OOC, but that's expected with a story like this. Plus, it only adds to the comedy. I like it..... especially the loop with the ennui jar. (ennui = boredom, yes? Too lazy to check for myself)

Wow, even Pinkie didn't have fun ideas.

>>797078797078 Nope, pretty sure you're just future stalking the both of us.

"Simple! I'm going to punch a baby."

This has to be one of the best lines I've ever read.

I feel terrible for laughing and I'm probably going to pony hell. But that was funny.

Normally I'd try and offer some critique, but the title makes it obvious this shouldn't be taken seriously.

"Twilight Sparkle Punches a Baby". That sold it right there.

But seriously, WTF?

P.S. The "I'm going to punch a baby" line? Priceless.

I lol'd. Good work sir.

I'll read this later tonight.  Right now I just want to keep it in my tags so I can giggle at it every time I pass it.   Is that bad?

I would recommend this... If I wouldn't have to go through the long proccess of getting it accepted.

I REALLY wanted Twilight to punch that baby...

Really? She actually goes up to a baby, and smacks it straight-on? What the heck are you that you have the stones to write something so monstrous?

Answer: A mighty fine comedian. Liked, and like Krushnazag before me, I may have to start advertising this thing.

Oh shit. This was the best thing ever.

Literally my new favourite story.

I feel sooooooooooooooooooo bad right now.

I had meant to thumbs up this story but thumbs downed it instead.

So I fixed that problem, now to read the fic.

Edit:

Lawl, so funny. Right up there with the story about Twilight thinking she is a character in a story and driving herself insain with logic.

>>800993800993

Her desirable end was 'me not being so fucking bored'

"Deontological, not dentistry. As long as it produces a desirable end - such as me not being so fucking bored - it is a justified action!"

And indeed, she was mentally occupied with her newfound task.

After briefly looking up Deontology, the definition in the story seems to be near the opposite of what it is.

This is... I..

..there's...

...

...

I don't know. I just don't know.

Should I , , , or ?

>>10638431063843

It's uh

Been a while since I was in my Ethics class.

I forget things but I don't remember that I've forgotten them.

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clapping down, now cheering...

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oh, and my reaction?

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and by that, i mean my brain.

Well that was... exactly what it said on the tin, with just enough wrong to be hilarious without being unsettling.

Unlike most of the people here, I'm not worried about being a bad person by laughing at this, since I was already a bad person so start with.

So with that it mind: Bwahahahahahaha!

Some people mentioned Twilight being out of character, but frankly the story perfectly displays the logical conclusion of Twilight's main character flaw - she's very logical and determined, but her logic is almost always based on catastrophically unsound assumptions. We see it both as comedy (Lesson Zero, Feeling Pinkie Keen, It's About Time, Bird in a Hoof, Green Isn't Your Colour) and as drama (Boast Busters and Ticket Master, where she thought her friends might hate her if she acted in a certain way).

So, uh, well done. Good fic.

>>10780711078071

Yeah, that's what I was going for. I guess since I started near the conclusion of her breakdown with the progression from sane to insane only mentioned, it loses something.

Ironically the character I was most concerned with was Pinkie Pie.

This is so fked up. Well, maybe not that horrible. But pretty messed up.

And hilarious!

Twilight's "I'm going to punch a baby." line was amazing.

I really, really want to know why that was her first thought...

Also, Celestia has a swear jar.

XD

*applause*

That is all.

Journcy Out.

Oh my god, this owns.

This is seriously messed up. Hilarious, but messed up beyond any sort of rational logic. Congratulations, you have now broken ethics, logic, and empathy. The world crying in a corner.

my reaction to the title:

my reaction to the actual thing

Filly aboos is next-generation entertainment!

What the buck did i just read and why am i loving this?

Good stuff

I look forward to the sequel: Twilight Sparkle Literally Did the Holocaust.

Oh my... she punched the baby...

Welp... see you in ten years, unless breaking out of prison is a new thing to do... well it should be, I bet she hasn't done THAT before

>>15766441576644

I don't think I make titles to things that lie. Twilight Sparkle Punches A Baby has Twilight Sparkle punching a baby. A Canterlot Divorce will feature a divorce in Canterlot. The 204th Element of Harmony will feature the pony that embodies the 204th Element of Harmony.

I have some projects I should really work on.

Note to others: Do not read while drinking anything as said drink shall go flying out of mouth while laughing ones ass off! I freaking love this story, please do make more if you can that is.

This story changed my life.

first time seeing twilight use some evil language

Spike: Like a Boss!!!

Take That Twilight!! you almost bucked my heart after your deeds!!

This is a story that I enjoy recommending to my friends, just so I can watch their reaction when they see the title.

Oh, and because it is one of the funniest stories I have ever read.

Good job, sir.

-RisingOne

I don't know what it is I just read.

But I think I like it.

Comedy. Gold.

Twilight may have just jumped the shark in the most hilarious way imaginable.