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  • E Nineteen Neighty-Four

    1984 pony style!
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  • E Cake Story

    Pinkie Pie thinks Mr Cake is literally a cake
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  • E Rise

    The ponies are about to carry out Summer Shutdown and bring back winter. This does not sit well with a small breezie colony living in Applejack's orchard. Someone has to stop the ponies and save the world...
    14,791 words · 2,078 views  ·  385  ·  5
  • E Life is a Lemon

    Lemon Dreams is a pony who thinks she is a lemon
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  • E The Terribly Taxing Tribulations of Twilight Sparkle

    Rainbow Dash is determined to get married. The most successful apple orchard in Equestrian history is going broke. Twilight is finding all of this rather suspicious. Just what are her friends up to?
    4,532 words · 5,001 views  ·  727  ·  17
  • E A Voice In The Dark

    A tale from history. A young Commander Hurricane lies injured and alone in a cave. But the enemy is there with her...
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  • E Home Is Where The Harp Is

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  • E The Star In Yellow

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  • 12w, 3d
    Rise gets 5th place!

    The results for the EqD contest are in! Rise came 5th out of 109! Not bad, not bad at all!

    That means I am a winner and as I am in the top ten, I get some art too! Yay! What art that will be, who knows! I'm very happy about the placing though!

    Go read it if you've not yet!

    10 comments · 213 views
  • 14w, 2d
    BUCK 2014 Fanfiction Panel

    Hi guys and gals!

    BUCK is coming up this Saturday, and is very exciting (if you are going, that is!). Even more exciting than that is that there will be a FANFICTION PANEL starring all your favourite people (and me).

    If you are going to BUCK, please come along and say hi! It will be at 11am on the Saturday morning, more details here:

    Joining me, will be Knighty, Scribbler, Arcanium, Greatodyer and Metaphor

    (You may remember that Scribbler did some amazing readings of some of my stories, and Arc decided Scootaloo sounded like a pirate for our Fimfic charity livestream. I certainly haven't forgotten!)

    Come on, how amazing does that sound! If you're at the con and don't go, your life will be full of tears!

    (No idea if the panel will be filmed and put online, I don't think so, unless anyone is planning on going along with a camera!)

    4 comments · 186 views
  • 14w, 5d
    'Rise' has, uh, risen

    I am a machine! A pony machine! It turns out that after a few weeks of scraping out a few hundred words on another story, the threat of a deadline on this one got me there with time to spare!

    Yup, 'Rise' is now complete, and actually within the word limit. The response has been amazing, and so I really hope it doesn't disappoint. Some of you might be upset it is a self-contained story (though it was always going to be, and the ending was the first thing I thought up). I may return to this idea though, and I have no problem with anyone else wanting to riff off it!

    I ended up above a thousand words above the word limit. Fimfic's word count isn't as accurate as gdocs, but it was still a bit much. I ended up removing some minor bits, but also the firefly section. I will leave it below, and might drop it back in after the contest has finished! So uh, sorry if you liked that bit!

    Something caught her eye. A flicker of light above the enormous entranceway to the castle. It was fire in a jar.

    No. Misty narrowed her eyes, looking closer. She started to storm toward the entrance, a new sense of determination rising. It wasn’t fire. With a leap she rose into the air, ignoring the screaming of her sore wings as they took her closer and closer to the jar.

    It was sitting on a ledge above the door, sending gentle light all around. It wasn’t fire though. She pressed her face against the smooth glass, watching the trapped fireflies within, circling their tiny prison.

    “Don’t worry, I’ll get you out of there!” she whispered urgently, looking this way and that in case a pony should see what she was up to. When she was certain the coast was clear, she hefted herself onto the top of the jar, which seemed to be made out of metal. Despite the obvious join, she could see no gaps in the top. She tried using her sword to pry it apart, but nothing would budge.

    “Damn pony magic!” she cursed, sinking down beside the jar in defeat. She watched her pained reflection, illuminated by the streaks of light from within. An idea formed in her mind; she slowly stood up and hefted her front limbs against the jar. “Okay, little buddies! Hold tight!”

    Straining against the glass, she hefted as hard as she could. It began to scrape against the ledge and then started to violently shudder and topple. Misty fell forwards as the jar launched itself onto the ground, barely managing to not fall herself. Below her, it exploded into a thousand shards of crystal that lit up as the fireflies danced free, soaring into the black of the night and vanishing amongst the stars.

    Misty smiled. She had done it. She had struck a blow against the ponies the like of which had never been seen before. It wasn’t enough though. Winter was still coming. But there was something the ponies didn’t know. Misty was coming for them.

    Now to finish Seapony story!

    5 comments · 286 views
  • 14w, 6d
    EqD Prompt Competition Madness

    Okay guys, I have put everything on hold in a frenzied attempt to actually write a story for the EqD Outside Insight Summer Fanfic Contest. I have posted up what I've done in order to shame myself into finishing it. Another 5k by tomorrow... it's doable!

    Actually, my worry is that it will be too long, as the limit is 15k. But then I guess you all still get a bonus story, so everyone wins!

    Let me know what you think!


    It is about Breezies, but EVEN SO give it a go!

    5 comments · 204 views
  • 17w, 3d
    Video Review: Twilight's Best Friend

    I just got messaged by Emeraldcomet who showed me a video review he did of my story Twilight's Best Friend. I always like to see what other people made of my stories (and if you do something like this, please let me know!)

    It's an old story (early 2011 I believe) but still one of my favourites, if a little rough around the edges in retrospect! Anyway, check out the review here:

    3 comments · 211 views
  • ...

Twilight Sparkle is fed up of her unrequited love for Rainbow Dash. She has decided that the time has come to reveal the passion she has kept hidden for so long - but how? There is only one sane, logical way to do this.

She must become a cloud.

Nothing can go wrong.

First Published
1st Aug 2012
Last Modified
1st Aug 2012
#1 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

YES. Ridin' on cloud...Twi:twilightsheepish:

And then I read the first lines, and I liked where it was going:rainbowwild:

(Does...does this count as vore?)

#2 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Of course!  You couldn't think of a better idea, Twilight.

#3 · 121w, 1d ago · 3 · ·

Twicloud Forever!

Now, on to the story.

One thing to say to that.

Now, Twilight can truly say she's... into Rainbow Dash. :rainbowlaugh:

#4 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

I still say HLT will finish this for you Blue

#5 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Oh lord.

I don't need to say anything else. :twilightoops:

#6 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Them words is shit, eh.

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#8 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

seems legit

#9 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·


Don't you know?

He told you.

He told you Dash was a connoisseur.

#10 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

I should have guessed the author just by looking at the description. Who else could come with such a a idea, and write about Twilight being an inanimate object in love? :derpytongue2:

#11 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Now I'm quite interested in seeing Twilight's life through the water cycle xD

I love TwiDash, and despite the loose, comedic nature of this, it was no exception. Great job!

#12 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·


That was so cute

#13 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·


I...I don't even...

Why is this a great story? How is that a thing? Why do I love it so much?

#14 · 121w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

I completely lost it at the book title. The rest of the story did not disappoint.

Nice job! :yay:

#15 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

This story is... it's just... :rainbowlaugh:

#16 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Twicloud x Rainbow Dash's parched throat are the OTPFTW forever.

#17 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Oh, Blueshift.  You so funny.  :rainbowkiss:  

I think TwiCloud should have hooked up with Raincloud.  He's better for her, anyway.

I look forward to more "very soon".

#18 · 121w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

Not sure if comedy or 'I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream'...

#19 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

this was glorious :rainbowlaugh:

#20 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

What is it with you and turning Twilight into things?

Oh well. -marks to read later-

#21 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·


To be fair I have done far far more stories where Twilight doesn't turn into anything! :twilightblush:

#23 · 121w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

Eeyup, did not see this ending well, and I was right :rainbowhuh:

Poor Rainbow's in for one hell of a surprise

#24 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Oh goddamit it Blue.

#25 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Funny as always, Blueshift. I noticed a few errors while reading; I hope you don’t mind me pointing them out (I know, I know, just like me to be in “editor mode” while reading one of your tales of madness).

> “Daring Do And The You Might Be In Love With Your Best Friend”

Maybe this isn’t so under Brit English, but I’m used to seeing book titles italicized.

> “I’m just the Princess’s star pupil! I only-“

Should be a dash. I think this happened on one other occasion too.

> it wasn’t like her previous experiences with flying, she was no longer trying to force herself up into the air.

There were a few comma splices like this.

> Rainbow Dash continued to tread on the cloud until it got smaller and smaller, it’s fluffy body compacting into rain until finally the last of the cloud-stuff vanished with a pop.

Its/it’s confusion.

As always, good to see you working your very special brand of “what the fuck am I reading” onto the lives of ponies.

#26 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

“Oh no!” Daring Do cried. “I am trapped by this evil magician and literally the only way to free me is if a sexy rainbow maned pegasus makes out with a cute yet surprisingly intelligent librarian! If that doesn’t happen I will die! Forever!”

Best start to a Twidash fic EVER!:twilightsmile::rainbowwild:

#27 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Holy crap, Blueshift writing TwiDash. I was also looking for some hot "pony on cloud" action, but I guess this had enough.

#28 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·


Thanks Vimbert

Pretty much every single book I own over here in ol' Blighty has the titles completely capitalised. Didn't consider it might not be a universal thing!

#29 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·


Well, I'm pretty clueless on what goes on over there, sooo...

I know over here, we have titles of articles or short stories in quotation marks.

I dunno. It's like when we declared independence, suddenly we had to have our OWN GRAMMAR BECAUSE AMERICAAAAAAAAAA

#30 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·



#31 · 121w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

Blueshift, you glorious bastard!

I dont even like twidash but goddamn that was perfect!

#33 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Well, that something right there.

I am going go step over here

#34 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Oh Blueshift, you went and did done dood it again ! :pinkiecrazy:

#35 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Why do I get the feeling you don't like Twi much with how often you do bad things to her in your stories? :rainbowwild:

#36 · 121w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

Move aside, Romeo and Juliet, we have a new tragic love story. :rainbowlaugh:

"Nothing can go wrong."

The universal sign that everything will, in fact, go wrong.

“I don’t know Twilight…” Spike sucked his bottom lip in, eyes rigid with fear. “This sounds like a really bad idea, but I can’t put my finger on why.”

I can put several fingers on why.

#37 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·


#38 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

I absolutely love this story its funny not to serious and does not go on to long I would love read more like it.:heart:

#39 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Nympho Cumulous...I will never look at a purple cloud the same way again

Also good ending lol

#40 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Oh Blueshift, you always know how to tickle my brain in just the right way.




:facehoof:That came out wrong.

#41 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·


Oh no, actually I think she is best pony.

(Or at least best pony equal with Scootaloo!)

#42 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·


#43 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Yet again my mind is filled with "wut" as I finish the latest piece of Twilight being something inanimate.

#44 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Ha! Twilight ponypiss:rainbowlaugh:

#45 · 121w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

What are the odds Twilight develops a new fetish once she's reconstituted?

#46 · 121w, 1d ago · · ·

Okay so not read this yet but seriously? Twilight ships seem so trendy at the moment, especially bizarre ones like this. And Changeling stories. Well I've read the one where she turned herself into a cake to be with Celestia so I might as well read this.

I'm just waiting now for a story where she turns herself into like, a toaster or something that so she can be with Chrysalis...

#47 · 121w, 1d ago · 1 · ·


I invented the weird Twilight ship! :twilightsheepish:

#48 · 121w, 23h ago · · 1 ·

I read the first 45 words and i did worlds hardest facepalm :facehoof:

#49 · 121w, 23h ago · · ·

I know you! You're the guy who wrote "The Star in Yellow!" :pinkiegasp:





..................Uh. And then you made this. This is kind of messed up. I can't say I don't like it, but for the life of me I can't think why. :pinkiecrazy:

#50 · 121w, 23h ago · · ·


Variety is the spice of life my friend!

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