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Blueshift

Joined December 2011
1,974 followers

Stories (48)

  • Nineteen Neighty-Four
    1984 pony style!

    8,346 words · 9,535 views · 842 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Cake Story
    Pinkie Pie thinks Mr Cake is literally a cake
    18,351 words · 4,778 views · 390 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Life is a Lemon
    Lemon Dreams is a pony who thinks she is a lemon
    17,171 words · 4,470 views · 761 likes · 18 dislikes
  • The Terribly Taxing Tribulations of Twilight Sparkle
    Rainbow Dash is determined to get married. The most successful apple orchard in Equestrian history is going broke. Twilight is finding all of this rather suspicious. Just what are her friends up to?
    4,532 words · 4,774 views · 714 likes · 17 dislikes
  • The Star In Yellow
    30,177 words · 6,621 views · 614 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Rise
    14,791 words · 1,299 views · 277 likes · 5 dislikes
  • A Voice In The Dark
    2,084 words · 881 views · 166 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Home Is Where The Harp Is
    6,312 words · 5,160 views · 557 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Luna's Excellent Adventure
    5,862 words · 2,400 views · 162 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Twilight's Best Friend
    11,973 words · 7,441 views · 450 likes · 12 dislikes

Blog Posts (153)


Twilight Sparkle is fed up of her unrequited love for Rainbow Dash. She has decided that the time has come to reveal the passion she has kept hidden for so long - but how? There is only one sane, logical way to do this.

She must become a cloud.

Nothing can go wrong.

First Published
1st Aug 2012
Last Modified
1st Aug 2012

Comments ( 259 )

#1 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

YES. Ridin' on cloud...Twi:twilightsheepish:

And then I read the first lines, and I liked where it was going:rainbowwild:


(Does...does this count as vore?)

#2 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Of course!  You couldn't think of a better idea, Twilight.

#3 · 108w, 2d ago · 3 · ·

Twicloud Forever!

Now, on to the story.

One thing to say to that.

Now, Twilight can truly say she's... into Rainbow Dash. :rainbowlaugh:

#4 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

I still say HLT will finish this for you Blue

#5 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Oh lord.

I don't need to say anything else. :twilightoops:

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#6 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Them words is shit, eh.

#7 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1011711

LA LA LA LA LA

:twilightoops:

#8 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

seems legit

#9 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1011722

Don't you know?

He told you.

He told you Dash was a connoisseur.

#10 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

I should have guessed the author just by looking at the description. Who else could come with such a a idea, and write about Twilight being an inanimate object in love? :derpytongue2:

#11 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Now I'm quite interested in seeing Twilight's life through the water cycle xD

I love TwiDash, and despite the loose, comedic nature of this, it was no exception. Great job!

#12 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

:yay:

That was so cute

#13 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

I'M A FILLY AND WAT IS THIS!?

I...I don't even...

Why is this a great story? How is that a thing? Why do I love it so much?

#14 · 108w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

I completely lost it at the book title. The rest of the story did not disappoint.

Nice job! :yay:

#15 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

This story is... it's just... :rainbowlaugh:

#16 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Twicloud x Rainbow Dash's parched throat are the OTPFTW forever.

#17 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Oh, Blueshift.  You so funny.  :rainbowkiss:  

I think TwiCloud should have hooked up with Raincloud.  He's better for her, anyway.

I look forward to more "very soon".

#18 · 108w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Not sure if comedy or 'I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream'...

#19 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

this was glorious :rainbowlaugh:

#20 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

What is it with you and turning Twilight into things?

Oh well. -marks to read later-

#21 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1011851

To be fair I have done far far more stories where Twilight doesn't turn into anything! :twilightblush:

#23 · 108w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Eeyup, did not see this ending well, and I was right :rainbowhuh:

Poor Rainbow's in for one hell of a surprise

#24 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Oh goddamit it Blue.

#25 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Funny as always, Blueshift. I noticed a few errors while reading; I hope you don’t mind me pointing them out (I know, I know, just like me to be in “editor mode” while reading one of your tales of madness).

> “Daring Do And The You Might Be In Love With Your Best Friend”

Maybe this isn’t so under Brit English, but I’m used to seeing book titles italicized.

> “I’m just the Princess’s star pupil! I only-“

Should be a dash. I think this happened on one other occasion too.

> it wasn’t like her previous experiences with flying, she was no longer trying to force herself up into the air.

There were a few comma splices like this.

> Rainbow Dash continued to tread on the cloud until it got smaller and smaller, it’s fluffy body compacting into rain until finally the last of the cloud-stuff vanished with a pop.

Its/it’s confusion.

As always, good to see you working your very special brand of “what the fuck am I reading” onto the lives of ponies.

#26 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

“Oh no!” Daring Do cried. “I am trapped by this evil magician and literally the only way to free me is if a sexy rainbow maned pegasus makes out with a cute yet surprisingly intelligent librarian! If that doesn’t happen I will die! Forever!”

Best start to a Twidash fic EVER!:twilightsmile::rainbowwild:

#27 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Holy crap, Blueshift writing TwiDash. I was also looking for some hot "pony on cloud" action, but I guess this had enough.

#28 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1011939

Thanks Vimbert

Pretty much every single book I own over here in ol' Blighty has the titles completely capitalised. Didn't consider it might not be a universal thing!

#29 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1012004

Well, I'm pretty clueless on what goes on over there, sooo...

I know over here, we have titles of articles or short stories in quotation marks.

I dunno. It's like when we declared independence, suddenly we had to have our OWN GRAMMAR BECAUSE AMERICAAAAAAAAAA

#30 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Ew.

JMH

#31 · 108w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Blueshift, you glorious bastard!

I dont even like twidash but goddamn that was perfect!

#33 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Well, that was.....er something right there.

I am going go step over here

#34 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Oh Blueshift, you went and did done dood it again ! :pinkiecrazy:

#35 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Why do I get the feeling you don't like Twi much with how often you do bad things to her in your stories? :rainbowwild:

#36 · 108w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Move aside, Romeo and Juliet, we have a new tragic love story. :rainbowlaugh:

"Nothing can go wrong."

The universal sign that everything will, in fact, go wrong.

“I don’t know Twilight…” Spike sucked his bottom lip in, eyes rigid with fear. “This sounds like a really bad idea, but I can’t put my finger on why.”

I can put several fingers on why.

BR
#37 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

:twilightsmile::rainbowwild:

#38 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

I absolutely love this story its funny not to serious and does not go on to long I would love read more like it.:heart:

#39 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Nympho Cumulous...I will never look at a purple cloud the same way again

Also good ending lol

#40 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Oh Blueshift, you always know how to tickle my brain in just the right way.

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:facehoof:That came out wrong.

#41 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1012154

Oh no, actually I think she is best pony.

(Or at least best pony equal with Scootaloo!)

#42 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

...Do...Want...Dat...Cloud...:rainbowderp::pinkiecrazy:

#43 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Yet again my mind is filled with "wut" as I finish the latest piece of Twilight being something inanimate.

#44 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Ha! Twilight ponypiss:rainbowlaugh:

#45 · 108w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

What are the odds Twilight develops a new fetish once she's reconstituted?

#46 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

Okay so not read this yet but seriously? Twilight ships seem so trendy at the moment, especially bizarre ones like this. And Changeling stories. Well I've read the one where she turned herself into a cake to be with Celestia so I might as well read this.

I'm just waiting now for a story where she turns herself into like, a toaster or something that so she can be with Chrysalis...

#47 · 108w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

>>1012375

I invented the weird Twilight ship! :twilightsheepish:

#48 · 108w, 2d ago · · 1 ·

I read the first 45 words and i did worlds hardest facepalm :facehoof:

#49 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

I know you! You're the guy who wrote "The Star in Yellow!" :pinkiegasp:

:pinkiehappy:

:pinkiesmile:

:rainbowhuh:

:rainbowderp:

..................Uh. And then you made this. This is kind of messed up. I can't say I don't like it, but for the life of me I can't think why. :pinkiecrazy:

#50 · 108w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1012392

Variety is the spice of life my friend!

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