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kudzuhaiku
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
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Oh god, he did it.
I sincerely hope there's some one-liners to look forward to.
He's a stallion.
She's a jenny.
Together, they fight crime.
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Nuh uh!
A burro is from south of the border. A donkey could be from anywhere. A burro is a donkey with hot sauce on it.
7346793 so basically the Hispanic compared to Mecican?
*sigh*
O geez. For some reason, I misread the description of Azure as a "burrito." I was thinking, like, a sort of Cheese Sandwich-Boneless thing going on...
Also, more-fluent spanish speakers of the world: as a female burro, would Azure be a "burra"?
7346837 yes and no. If describing her personally yes. If as a race, it is still Burro
A masked wrestler named Guacamelee...
And...he did it.
Burro ≠ Donkey?
7346878 Welp. I bet you have a knack for traumatizing people.
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Is there going to be any species transformation? even temporarily? If so, I may have found Azure's cutie mark for her pony form.
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It's a dark blue poncho, an Azure Serape!
Yam has the same Talent as Ruby Gift. Better luck at life though.
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For saying Ridley Scott's gonna sue somebody?
This Greasy Spoon sounds like a reel piece of work.
I like weird in fact I love weird. Plus it's part of the weed verse so I'm hooked. So here have an insta fav.
I'll read you next time-BFBL
All these puns are a pain in the...
Nope, not gonna do it.
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Neck? You were gonna say 'neck,' right?
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Wait a second... Is this the secret backstory to Hinny of the Hills? Is there gonna be singing?
I already love the atmosphere of this one, it feels very real, while still retaining the flair of the classic comedic crime shows. Yam and Azuro are very likeable.
Well, this should be interesting. Though given how close roaches are to lobsters, they're probably better boiled. Still, I look forward to seeing where you go with this.
Together, they will burro to the bottom of every case!
Oh no it doesn't stop. kudz, I can't read this. kudz, people are going to wonder if I'm ill with all this groaning.
The characters are strong starting out... with a loving relationship of barely tolerating each other.
Funny how if this was written just a little different I would be lamenting the way marriage is written like barely tolerating your partner is the norm... so good job so far.
A stallion and a burro.
Should they not be a sheriff and his deputy keeping watch for outlaws in the Badlands? A sheriff that is well practiced with use of a guitar as a club?
Chandler.
Hammett.
Kudzu Haiku...?
"I yam what I yam"
But what if he needs to burro a lifeline?
I do know of a German company dealing in IT business that specifically hires autists for their special abilities and considers their needs in return. It would be quite absurd if that stayed a single example. If economists were to waste such resources that would, well, make them bad economists. How much of a social component plays into it, that completely depends upon location.
It's always out there how much Equestria is like Real World America. It has some of the cities, cultural and historical components. But also a severe difference - equines, not humans. I cannot say how likely such a move would be for a company.
The lab on the other hand may not be the ones to blame, maybe a company just didn't like the result of an ordered analysis. Or rather, what the lab was going to do with said result. Or it was partially responsible, maybe it didn't like Honey's opinion towards their oh so nice business partners. Maybe they thought their program was a good idea and saw that it wasn't, at least not in this case.
Eh, I'm loosing myself in theories. We need more evidence.
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I agree, we need more to go on before we can pin anything down.
But I think you're on to something.
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By economists do you mean "employers" or the people who run numbers and theorize?
The former would rather easily miss such an opportunity. People do not have unlimited information, and the information they do have is colored by their feelings. If they are looking to hire someone, and the interviewee is a genius who makes them uncomfortable or seems hard to work with, often they'll go for the less skilled but more preferential emotionally employee.
As far as economists go... well, they might make the same mistake with assumptions onto employers. They'll say "so, because you save money or get better employees, they will probably make said decision." When that decision is made considering many other factors than the bottom line, including many unconscious ones.
Bitter winters, eh? ICWYDT....
EDIT: Also found this errorist....
That should be 'your'.
'fronk' is a fun word.
Fronk!
Fronk!
Fronk!
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I meant more of a network of both. Big city, companies, universities, therapists, something like that can be more easily worked out in a big community, that was my line of thought.
Bizarre architecture, oddly-shaped doors... I'm imagining some kind of swanky, multistoried version of Peewee's Playhouse.
An employee of a food research company goes missing. Presumably one who was minimally social, who wouldn't be missed by many. Oh, I don't like where this may be going. I may be jumping to conclusions, but I can see this headed in some dark directions. Still, best to wait for further evidence before worrying any further.
Fear and Loathing in Las Pegasus. Nice.
And his number is 867-5309. Of course it is.
That pony has good taste in food, except he didn't order guacamole.
Bad taste in clothes though.
Dammit, how long have you been waiting to use that?
Edit: wow that comment formatting...
Hurray for pillbox hats. And mexican food and drink.
Ah, yes, the unsavory side of equinocentrism. Togetherness and unity are wonderful ideals, but it can be hard to get them to cross species lines.
Still, Yam and Azure have a most welcoming base of operations in Las Pegasus. Now, let's see how well they can read the writing on the wall...
If you're not sorry, neither am I.
What fun! I am amazed at how you keep so many different stories with such different characters juggled.
Even if you did. What is there to apologize for?
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That pun at the end was a dooser.
7445132 ???*head scratch*
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7445165 Oh okay.
I blame the refried beans.
you could always introduce a diamond dog detective named Samantha. Who had an unfortunate accident diving through a broken window.
She would be called Sam Spayed.
It's midnight and the rum is kicking in is my only excuse.
Northern Hemisphere Ag Tech.
Agriculture. Right.
No, this post isn't edited. Why would you think that?
*facedesk* I wasn't following this... Well, ill catch up now.
And unless this case gives him a jackpot, he will be evicted.
I like this. It reminds me a bit of life when i was younger. I miss that ranch...
Anyhow! I'll await for more.
How long? How long have you wanted to use that?
7360147 Quick Draw Mcgraw, or my personal favorite: El KABONG!!!!!