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The Psychopath


My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

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Samaru163 WILL BE TAKING OVER THIS STORY. In the future, expect to see this story on his page. Edit:2/04/2015 I guess not... No he won't.

(The Forest Guardians are an idea from Samaru163)
Jonathan Polt is a rather kind fellow, although a bit rude every now and then, like any average man. He lives in a fine house in a cul-de-sack where everyone knows everyone. Generally, everyone likes him, but he has what few would consider a major flaw, he has an utter disregard for nature and litters however whenever. He doesn't care. Acid leaking from a battery? In the river! Toxic waste? Feed it to the deer!

However, as a little incident occurs in the neighborhood, he tries to catch a dog that runs into the nearby forest. This is where he is captured by the nearby trees and absorbed within. What happens next would be called a curse. Will you follow this poor character as he tries to cope with his predicament?

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Comments ( 24 )

yeaaaaahhhh..... just reading the description.... I HAZ NO IDEA WHERE THIS IS GOING!!!

Oh my god i Love this! :heart::heart:

Past tense. Please. It's WAY more professional.

after reading: Dafuq? I really have no idea where all this is going...

789539 Agreed, although guessing is half the fun!

788467 She isn't "really" trying to kill him. She is just sadistic.

Psycho. I love you. You know that right?

813361 I just did this to see how it would fit. I need to finish my other story before continuing with this one. I'm quite incapable of multi-tasking, which is why I excel in defense when playing RTS games.

I expect greatness!! :flutterrage:

I mean.. if you don't mind :fluttershyouch:

813641
You play RTS games? What kind?
Maybe even do a crossover story with one!
HA! That would be cool for starcraft. Starcraft and ponies.
Rule 68 if it exists there is pony of it. (or with it)

818709 Any kind, really. Medieval 2 total war gold, age of empires 2 gold, starcraft gold; starcraft 2, Empire total war deluxe edition (meaning I get Napoleon with all expansions for both), Supreme Commander with Forged Alliance, Command and Conquer 3 with Kane's Wrath, World in Conflict, Company of Heroes with Opposing Fronts, Men of War with Assault squad, Dawn of war 2 with its expansions, Dawn of war 1 with Soul storm, and Universe at war : earth assault. Pretty much all the rts games that are on my computer and not my xbox (No. I don't pay gold. I got the console for the games, not the rip-offs that microsoft has been inducing) .

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WOW! You play alot of RTS games.
I've only ever play age of empires 1 and 2 plus expansion packs, an old game called Dark reign and I'll be getting starcraft 1 & 2 soon.
Compared to that you are like a professional league gamer or something.
Not only that but you are a fantastic writer as well!
I bow before your presence of awesomeness!

824024 Ehhh...I'm not a truly professional RTS player. They are certain kinds that I'm best with, like Dawn of War 2 and Men of War, but when they are too fast-paced like the Starcraft games, I can't play. It would seem that I'm still incapable of properly managing my ressouces in these games. That said, I have had a funny moment in Dawn of war 2 retribution.

824051
Then tell us all in a blog post!

824801 Nooo. That'd be a waste of blog space.

I wish this would be continued... Its an awesome idea, and the other person isnt writing anything. Please write more... I gives you mustaches if you do...:moustache:

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