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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 61 )

Darn, I was seriously hoping for some ShiningLight.

Bendy strikes again! :trollestia:

I don't know what sexfully is but I like it. It's so... sexfully.

Haha, both insanely stupid and brilliant at the same time :rainbowlaugh:

Can't get top quality writing like this anywhere else. Stay classy man, glad I followed you lol

A Story Where No Incest Happens For Once

You disappoint me.:trollestia:

Bendy never change, you are epic.

I read the end first and it really save my time. =w=

“But… but… but… butt-butt I love your butt!” he said nervously.

What What in the butt :trollestia:

Holy shit that plot twist.
You're too good for us bendy, we don't deserve you.

AND THEN SHEPARD WALKS DOWN THE STAIRS, HE LOOKS AT TWILIGHT AND SAY'S. "TWILIGHT REPORT TO OFFICERS CABIN. "WE'LL BANG OK."

TWILIGHT LOOKS UP AT HER MOST HANDSOME AND MOST SCRUMPTIOUS HUMAN LOVER AND SHAKES HER FAT BUTT AND SAY'S. "AYE, AYE CAPTAIN.

7367160 You deserve a medal.

You know the way of the Bendy.

He fucks her butt, and due to pony magic inceminates her poo giving birth to shit alicorns. Thinking about it, it sounds like anon territory. :twilightoops:

Butt was mentioned forty-three times.

Silly changeling, to bang Twilight's cherry, he need transform himself into human, not into her brother.

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That's fucking disgusting! :flutterrage: What the hell is wrong with you two anyways? :twilightangry2:

I will give this fic credit for having absolutely NO Incest in it, because I LOATHE incest with a passion.

But's that's about it, everything else is all about butts, which doesn't work for me.

7367567 It's a ship that I have, do I have to be a bad person because I ship something? Oh it must make me a bad person to you, because you hate incest, so anyone who likes it must be evil.

Even if this Story was focused on Alcorn buts

It was still hilarious as hell

Awesome job on this fic

My entire day was very boring

*reaction reading this*

"This person likes butts..."

7367567 Are you happy with yourself, denying someone any conversation at all just because of one thing they said? Am I some horrible individual for saying something? I think you see me as a bad person for saying what I did, and that's ridiculous.

You want to know what's wrong with me? I have a degree of Autism called Asperger's Syndrome, which hinders my ability to act correctly in society or when talking with people, but I've gotten a lot better than I used to be when I was younger. That's what's wrong with me.

A Story Where No Incest Happens For Once

Aww :moustache: I was hoping otherwise my dear Bendy-Sensai.

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:rainbowlaugh: Hahahah! You glorious goober, you made me laugh so hard my throat hurts now, heheh.

Damn goodshow Bendy.

7367567 Just because you don't like something doesn't make it disgusting.

Not as good as your usual brand of bad.

I'm sad Bendy, why would you do this to me the day after my birthday?

7367624 Sorry man, I didn't know. Cause I'm autistic as well.

7367645 I apologize for that.

7367833 It's alright, I just like to get to know people and make friends with people. When someone doesn't give you a chance to do that it isn't really cool.

7367847 I'll be sure not to do that again. Hehe... :twilightblush:

7367858 Hey, I know this is kind of awkward, but how've you been?

7367866 Just wondering, I'd kind of like to get to know you if you'd be up for it.

7367900 Sure, but not right now. Perhaps in 20 hours after 1 a.m. How's that?

7367937 Sounds good, I'll PM you. PM me back when you want to talk.

Rest in peace Incest.

May the Targaryen revive you soon.

7367999 Just wait 5 years for Martin to put the next book out. :ajsmug:

7366746

I needed to make fun of it.


7366751

Indeed, fear the Bendy.


7366775

It's Zapp's word from Futurama.


7366791

Someone needed. to make fun of it.

Might as well be me, Bendy.


7366813

I personally would not call this top quality, but thanks nonetheless.



7366823

Sorry to disappoint, butt I needed to make fun of it. Did I do a good job of it?






7366853

Imdeed, change is bad for me when it comes to writing.




7366926

Way to ruin the experience of a story for yourself.


7367030

A big fat butt.


7367137

I say someone might of saw it coming.


7367160

This needs to be put into a Mass Effect x My Little Pony clopfic.


7367393

Which is a good thing, right?

Any other thoughts?


7367465 indeed he was silly. He must have read some incest fan fiction fiction to give him the idea.


7367578

Don't like pony butts? Heresy!

Also I needed fuller.




7367618

Alicorn butt is butt. Plus I needed butts for fuller and also I really like butts.


7367620

I sure do. I love big fat pony butts and I cannot lie.


7367640

You should of seen this coming, you know how much I dislike incest.


7367677

Are you upset over me, Bendy making fun of incest fan fiction?




7367999

Man, I hate most of that family.

Finally, someone did it right.

I'm surprised at how many people incest upon such a relationship.

7368225 *shrugs* I didn't find it very funny, I just found it kind of funny. You repeated the same word "butt" over and over again, don't you think you could've tried to use different words? Make it a little more interesting and less repetitive?

7368225 No making fun of incest is funny, but I'm upset because this wasn't funny or entertaining to read.

7368823

Yeah, I guess. But you're dealing with Bendy, I'm generally a hit and miss.

It gets even worse when you consider I write things desperately bad.


7368438

Big fat butts.


7368478

Glad you enjoyed this parody of incest fan fictions.

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I knew you disliked foalcon, but not incest, or maybe I did see it and missed it, regardless, a funny story well done.
Hhehehe :yay:

This seems like it could be really funny. I mean, falling over, barely breathing type of funny.

But it isn't. It really isn't.

Maybe if you had set up a typical (oh god it's horrible that we can say "typical" in this context) scene that looks like it could have led to incest only for Twilight to react with a flat ewww, maybe with the Shining changeling honestly being surprised shocked that she said no-a priceless response on any character based in an incest clopfic that's suddenly thrown into a more realistic scenario. Instead, there's no real suffering here-the changeling doesn't really react in any way other than a cardboard cutout of a stereotypical douche bag, and Twilight just seems off so even her distaste doesn't really come across as much, the narration itself isn't even entertaining - I could go on. As it is, there's no real humor here, which is a bloody shame. This seemed to hold so much promise, but...

Yeah, it falls flat on its face.

I was going to read this, and then I saw WHO wrote it. I get the feeling I already know how the story will go, and how it will end, :rainbowlaugh:

7368734

That's part of the humor. It's supposed to be stupid while making a basic amount of sense. It's ironically bad, and in the way presented, generally humorous.

7367393
The good people of FIM Fiction commends your dedication.

7370322 I don't know if you're just trolling or actually hoping to gain high quality storytelling about how a stallion wants to bang his sister's fat butt.

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