I saw this and immidiately thought of how funny it's going to be! Can't wait!

Like!

Just please don't end with "and then she woke up and found it was all a...". Okay?

i asserere ad hoc fabula et annuntiabit primum

>>781925781925

Great minds think alike.

A lesbian who doesn't like lesbians? My kinda lesbian. OPPOSE ALL THE LESBIAN LOVING MALES!  

this is amazing,

great job with developing Kate's character

Im not usually one for HiE stories, especially the shipping ones.

But this looks to be pretty damn good, and amusing. Keep it up.

YES.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS STORY CONCEPT AND THAT DESCRIPTION.

I must say, this is rather well written.

Is Twilight going to keep her safe or throw her to the ponies?

If Twilight decides to be merciful and save the poor soul, how curious will she be? Near dissection curiosity levels?

EDIT: Author's note, stop hiding from me...

hilarious and original concept. Will read.

Image: http://jdoe.fstudio.com/images/UncleSam-YouAreSoFucked.jpg

I like where this is going though, keep on a-goin'.

Laughed audibly, making myself look like an idiot for giggling at plain text. I'll definitely be following this one

Well, Well,  this is a twist of the normal things. I think I'll check up on this some more later

unique? I ab-so-lu-tely agree, tracked and....

MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Possible Rape?  

Image: http://i.imgur.com/JdpYT.gif

I laughed for about all of this, keep it up!

Just joking. I hate lesbian sex

Why does everyone like lesbian clopfics so much?

I can't wait to,see whath molestia will do

The scene going on behind me was a cross between the most intense bits of 28 days later and the hills have eyes. I had a flock, a literal flock of ponies fanning out and chasing me down the street, while the rest made other preparations.

i lol'd

"Note to self: Ponies like to chase things."

Yay! Sounds great, can't wait for more!

I don't know why, but I imagined Kate's roomate to look like Joan Jett. I have no idea why.

I got back from dinner and could not believe the amount of positive responses. I wrote this purely for fun and was not expecting it to be so well received, so it was a great surprise. Thanks to everyone who liked/favorited/commented, I'll definitely be continuing this. On to the comment roundup

>>781925781925

Oh I have plans alright

>>782022782022

That's my second most hated storytelling device (The first being needlessly killing off a main character at the end), so I can promise whichever way this goes it will definitely not end like that

>>782045782045

Shhh. She doesn't know she's a lesbian yet. Actually, I don't even know if she's a lesbian yet... or do I?

>>782104782104

Thank you, I was a bit worried the intro (non-equestrian segment) was overly long so it's nice to have feedback.

>>782147782147

Will continue to defy HiE cliches to keep things fresh. And who knows, she might escape shipping altogether (granted, the odds are not exactly in her favor though)

>>782161782161

Well, I'd say Twi will try to keep her more base instincts under control... for a while

>>782306782306

Ideally, the next chapter will be up at some point tomorrow.

>>782473782473

But it's so much more fun when things are consensual. Haha, seriously though, this probably won't venture into actual clop territory, though it might drift damn close. If I did ever have a moment of insanity and decide to write a clop-segment of this, it would be a one-shot, 'technically-separate-from-the-story-but-still-related' sort of thing.

  >>782882782882

While you might be waiting for a few chapters, I'm not opposed to the idea of eventually bringing her to ponyville for a visit. Actually, I rather like it.

>>782996782996

That's been the most liberating thing about writing a first person HiE so far, being able use movie / pop culture references. Definitely more of that coming up.

>>783285783285

Woah. We... might be psychically linked

Nice story and what do ya know   and are perverts oh also Fluttershy

This made me laugh so much XD

Murphy's Law is having fun

>the element of loyalty be precise

You accidentally a word

>28 days later and the hills have eyes

Also, proper nouns should be capitalized

Fun with physics: Terminal velocity is about 120mph for a human body. So assuming the constant G and air resistance are roughly the same in Equestria as on Earth, "roughly 5 minutes" of falling means she's 10 miles up when she got that answer. That's above the troposphere and somewhere in the middle of the stratosphere. It would be really, REALLY cold.

I'm finding a lot to like here. Your snarky protagonist is a blast, and everything about the setup is wrong in such a wonderfully right kind of way. Despite the note you put on the end, I didn't think this was morbid at all. I'm going to be tracking this one for sure.

Oh, and if the story ends "and then Kate woke up from her delusion, hit the ground, and died" then I will hunt you down so I can smack you upside the head.

This was hilarious! I love the premise and the comedic delivery was great. I'll be looking forward to seeing more of this gem.

Ahhh, a good old refreshing spin on an overused plot line. Must read.

Wasn't sure what to make of this at first

Growing on me, though

Blame it on a sneeze, brilliant, I love it.

Twilight was fine......UNTIL YOU WENT NERD MODE!!!!

I'm liking this story. HiE fics usually have the same, boring human characters, even the supposedly good ones. Having such a different character here, and one with an uncommon problem (at least its uncommon from what I've seen), is much more interesting.

i dont know what to think?  

but i know this is kick ass !

Enjoyable. Although I would stab someone to be in her position currently.

Feature box CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!1

I NEED MOAR.

"Can’t abandon a ‘friend’/mouth jumper in need if she makes good pancakes, right?"  OMC, it's like you read my mind! I mean, I WOULD agree, but I can make some kick-ass pancakes myself, so... XD But I DO understand your reasoning! Carry on! :3 (Yeah, I'm a guy that can cook. Get over it. XD *Is going on the assumption that since you say 'I' in the fic, you are indeed a Pegasister/female Brony, If this is wrong, then I apologize! XD*)

"Et tu, Dash?" (Should be Dashie, IMO, if only to better match the syllable number of the quote. XD)

"I lied. You’re totally not adorable, give me my platonic kiss back.

… Er.  Actually, come to think of it, never mind."

I mean, I'll admit I've been roflmao for most of the fic, but that... Killed me. :( Forced me to use up the Reraise I had cast on myself...

Overall, LOVED ALL of the 'Note to self's', but there's some minor work needed, mostly for punctuation missing or not used right. It's not HORRIBLE, but there's enough periods missing at the end of sentences here and there to be noticeable. I'd be willing to run through it really quick to fix it, but you'd have to have Gdocs to fix it easily, I think... Oh well. TO THE NEXT CHAPTER! DEFONZI! ... I mean, ~ALLONS-Y!~

And for this AMAZING fic, I is a messenger bearing gifts!

Image: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/106/a/d/no_flowers_for_you_by_clk300-d4wf2wi.png

... Oops. Uhh... Lemme find you another?

this is so grat.

more ... we need more.

o hi treg>>788545788545

This seems to be entertaining.

What is it with all the ponies trying to get in the human's pants. They're crazy I tell you!

Twilight just had a nergasm

Oh boy this can only get funnier once the princess get in on the act too

Haha. This is pretty good so far. I don't normally like HiE stories, and the only reason I decided to try this one was because my favorite television character's name is Kate. Glad I decided to read it.

Did Twilight just horngasm? And that fast?

She must've reallllly been turned on by Kate...

...Wow.

There truly is bliss in obliviousness, feigned or not.

Tracking this for the hilarity.

>>788555788555

Everypony knows you never go full nerdmode

Somewhere on Earth  two people dislike this story.

i will love and Tolerate Them

.. Bwahahahha! That was absolutely hillarious XD

... I predict pain and misery incoming.

What's next? Transformation magick?

Okay, messenger bearing gifts take two!

Image: http://chzbronies.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-but-thats-what-i-wanted.png

... DAMMIT!!!

(Eagerly awaiting the next chapter! Thanks for the fic!)

Hilarity

I'm pretty sure I wasn't the only one sitting here like " Lez ponies? Surely he's not talking about... " * Reads Description * XD

sarcasm?

ponies?

lesbians?

oh my.

Me gusta.

Don't read a lot of human in Equestria fics, but this is pretty good. The stories description in the feature box caught my attention as something original. I'll be tracking to see where you go with this.

Did Twilight just magiculate?

I approve of these entire story on so very many levels...especially with regards to the terrifying, eldritch abomination/Joker behavior from Pinkie.  

Though...one tiny nitpick...I don't believe I've ever seen the show refered to as "Dr. Who," because its not, when you think about it, a title; its his name.  Completely random thing to point out, so sorry, it was just something that struck me, and my brain wouldn't let me go without mentioning it.

Otherwise, as far as the ponies are concerned...again, dead brill.  Poor, poor non-lesbian Kate.

Love it.

Love everything about it.

holy ass this is fucking ridiculous, i love it

This was amusing.

I'm sure the main character won't have to worry if she works on her endurance running(Which she'll be doing a lot of.). Humans do have the highest endurance of any land animal.

>>788822788822

That fast? She's been close to Kate for almost a full day. Whatever "effect" Kate has on the mares had plenty of time to take hold.

Also, LOVE IT!

or the weeping angels in Dr. Who.

Doctor Who.

>>788885788885 o hi there...agreed this is hilarious

as with ch 1: LOL ROFL MOAR PLZ!

Sneezed... riiiiight...

This...I'm going to enjoy this very much...keep the funny coming...

This is really interesting, I hope to see more soon.

what do you think twilight's face looked like, this this or this or maybe it was this or this..... all i know is i went then then i just couldn't stop laughing!! a sneeze!!! right

Ah, plenty of "Oh crap." moments to go around!

About the ending there...

"What do you know! Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?"

Every other featured story seems to have something to do with lesbianism. It must be good stuff...

did...did twilight just like, jizz herself????????:NEED MOAR

The premise is good, very good. Will read later, but faving cause I like this concept and wanted to do it before.:rarity wink:

Read and it is GENISE, I commandeer  you to write more of this.  

It looks like she has

*sunglasses*

Magic fingers

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

This is what I thought when the ponies were chasing her.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nAjMbsRlaY#t=4m18s

Let me guess, the main character is now a pony. :(

You have know idea how much joy this story brings me!

I loved how Kate as it were, fell into Equestria. I've been growing sick and tired of the trope: 'I was hit by a car, lorry, a train, plane or suicide'

"Or I’ll see a bowl of petunias."

Oh, how I laughed at the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference.

Kate really does feel like a 'real' character -- I loved her thought processes.

Have you thought about this going up on EqD?

Love your work, please never stop!

.Awesome, a rare topic and even rarer done proper.

Good Job

Again, you have more then demonstrated your skill in writting!

Want more...Kate...

Whoa whoa whoa whoa..... WHOA WHOA!

Lois, this is not my Batman cup.

>>788545788545

huh

hi treg

I am amused.

[HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND]

Another!

Twilightlicious: "JIZZ, FROM, mah horn; don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut. Wasn't my fault you were rubbing my---"

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>>789022789022

Doctor Who is the name of the show. The phrase is said multiple times after he introduces himself as "The Doctor", the response being "Doctor who?"

His name is The Doctor, not Doctor Who. And you always spell the word Doctor properly. No abbreviating.

Hats off, Kate. That was one hell of a smooth save.

I usually don't like HiE, but this is actually pretty funny. Well played, good sir/madam.

...Why do they always have to watch Netflix and have a smartphone?

Well, at least it's a girl for once...

I'll watch where this is going...

:I Joker-Pinkie?

...Well, there went sleep for the next few days...

She sounds like the most interesting WOMAN in the world. "I don't always subconsciously seduce other females, but when I do, I prefer Ponies".

Her mission? Find actual friendship without being shipped.

Image: http://writingfrommyheart.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/challenge-accepted.png

I still don't understand the end really. :/ Did she like... jizz or something?

That was one HELL of a lifeline that she threw Twilight there.

>>790818790818 HAHA...

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>>782045782045

lol

>>790864790864:

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Pelor, Apollo, and Celestia, that was amazing!  I was howling with laughter.  I have clicked all three of the little areas that indicate approval of this story.

What what is this I don't even...  Ok tracking just because this is a crack fic on cra... wait that's redundant.

Usually I don't care for first person narratives, especially those involving humans   However, this has grown on me and so I will give it a chance.  Please proceed.

"Heh... sneezes. I'll be right back."

This is, to simply put, fantasmagorical.

I'm enjoying this immensely. Good show.

i am really looking forward to what effect she has on Celestia and/or Luna if she meets them

I can admit i wasn't expecting the story to play out as well as it has done. i find this quite funny and the perspective writing style suits it well. i look forward to the next chapter.