He was a pony on a mission: Get nutella for EVERYPONY! Who better to help than the logic-defying pastry chef of Sugar Cube Corner.
BEWARE: It's silly, and full of words that sound alike. There are going to be things you don't understand. I hold no responsibility for damage to lungs, desks, computer screens or anything else that might be expensive. I will, however, claim responsibility for crushed dreams and broken psyches, this includes nightmares and happy delusions or hallucinations.
Shameless self-insert is shameless.
Enjoy!
Also, Epic WIN= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGJb2s7fstE&feature=g-user-u
Also, also for the cover, I put it together but Waichy Wubs Wu provided by ThatFatBrony.
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So this is what you meant...
my barnums are prepared, don't try anything funny.
*Meanwhile in Nutella HQ*
It's all going as planned. Excellent... MHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Carry On
I've nerver tried nuttella, and I'm not really a big fan of poems actually. I liked the premise of Pinkie Pie helping bring more sweetness into Equestria. If I got anything from this story it's an addition to my shopping list next time I go out to see what all the fuss is about(and might have got me thinking what I would bring to Equestria if I was there you know hypothetically). Thats my two bits now gimme more TGBM! You know... when its ready.
Son, I'm dissapoint.
No really, that was totally underwhelming.
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You have no idea how much I lol at you taking this seriously.
TGBM AWAAAAAAAAAAY!
As Laich's editor chief, I have to say I didn't edit this. Because he came to me with it at about 2 AM and told me to read it and tell me what I thought. Well, what he really said was:
[6/19/2012 1:51:44 PM] Laichonious Raposo: my mind is a diabolical hedge maze my friend
[6/19/2012 1:51:44 PM] Laichonious Raposo: [Link to our super secret Google-docs headquarters removed for secrecy's sake]
[6/19/2012 6:29:10 PM] Laichonious Raposo: What have I done?
But I knew what he meant.
Basically Laich is insane and you're all lucky I have to deal with him before you do, at least normally for things like TGBM. But no, this is the raw stuff that I dive into each time I edit. Helps that I'm almost as insane. But only almost.
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We live to please.
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I am so glad you primary edit and I just catch the bad grammar that slips through.
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that was low
Ah ha ha ha ha... ha... I think you should check youtube.
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Really...
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But in all seriousness, I don't have to do that much. If anything, it is Laichonious who should feel offended... His grammar can be HORRIBLE sometimes.
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My grammar... horrible...
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What is this? Laichonious AND Fluttershy crying...?
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THIS IS DELICIOUS~!
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I sang out loud. Did you?
You know I'm bored out of my skull when I actually decide to read this.
That time has come
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Welcome to the insane club bra!