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Okhlahoma Beat-Down's Stories (6)

Happy Campers
Engineer and Sniper are both campers. Engineer and Sniper are good friends. But how will their friendship hold up when they're sent to a universe filled with things they think shouldn't exist? And why are their replacements so...mechanical?
15,986 words · 1,726 views · 283 likes · 16 dislikes
Luna and the Dovakiin (Poem)
Luna is stopped by the Dragonborn of Tamriel. Cue; an argument with the voice and Canterlot voice.
3,491 words · 817 views · 28 likes · 3 dislikes
Clash of the Legends
A trio of moronic, incompetent guards have a fall out with the three princesses. Combat ensues.
37,048 words · 316 views · 17 likes · 2 dislikes
I told you to go right
My friends and I get lost, then end up in Equestria. Awooga, Awooga, bad story alert!
102,951 words · 870 views · 68 likes · 23 dislikes
Luna's Mod
3,136 words · 76 views · 8 likes · 1 dislikes
SMP-5N
15,429 words · 310 views · 15 likes · 7 dislikes

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Luna and the Dovakiin (Poem) by Okhlahoma Beat-Down

Comedy Random Crossover Human

Luna accidentally ends up arguing with Tamriel's Dragonborn. They begin a poetic argument involving knees, swords, shouting, and magic. What could possibly go wrong?

I do intend to add more, then link all of the encounters together. These are not different stories.

Luna and The Dovakiin · 18th Jun 2012

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Celestia and The Jarl of Whiterun · 18th Jun 2012

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The guard and The Guard · 19th Jun 2012

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Fluttershy and the Daedra · 19th Jun 2012

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Cadence and The Bandit · 20th Jun 2012

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Discord and Sheograth · 20th Jun 2012

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Twilight and Arngeir · 20th Jun 2012

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Pinkie Pie and Cicero · 8th Jul 2012

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Fluttershy and Alduin · 10th Jul 2012

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Lyra and the Bard · 10th Jul 2012

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Winona and Barbas · 4th Aug 2012

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Last Modified
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PistolWhip

#1 · Chapter 1 · 48w, 1d ago ·

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I was smiling like an idiot the whole way through it :pinkiehappy: Good Show sir!

sargecadet

#2 · Chapter 4 · 48w, 1d ago ·

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Great poems. I heard them in Zecora's voice actually. Keep up the good work :pinkiehappy:

MyDigitalHazard

#3 · Chapter 4 · 48w, 22h ago ·

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This *Points at Fic* This Is Good, GIVE ME MOAR! :flutterrage:

Tardis of Dr Whooves

#4 · Chapter 4 · 48w, 20h ago ·

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FUS RO DAH!!!!! (╯ಠ益ಠ）╯︵ ┻━┻

Image: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/202/242/gif%20fus%20ro%20dah.gif

Poptard

#5 · Chapter 2 · 48w, 17h ago ·

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Royal guards don't have knee protection. Why, I bet they used to all be Wonderbolts!

#6 · Chapter 3 · 48w, 15h ago ·

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.....What?

MyDigitalHazard

#7 · Chapter 5 · 47w, 6d ago ·

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OMG I LOVE THIS! :rainbowlaugh:

MyDigitalHazard

#8 · Chapter 6 · 47w, 6d ago ·

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:rainbowwild: Awesome!

deus mortis

#9 · Chapter 7 · 47w, 6d ago ·

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this is awesome

#10 · Chapter 7 · 47w, 6d ago ·

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I lol'd at all of them.

#11 · Chapter 7 · 47w, 4d ago ·

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:fluttershyouch:

({}) :rainbowwild:

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:raritycry:

:eeyup:

Sorry, jst thought this might look funny. Time to find out.

#12 · Chapter 7 · 47w, 7h ago ·

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I keep reading these in Jarl Balgruuf's voice, these are still fucking awesome

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra.png

Ravenmane

#13 · Chapter 6 · 46w, 2d ago ·

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Yor Toor Shul, classy. I savor using it thanks to the trollestia mod. I don't like SW's version, besides Nexus has funner things...

Ravenmane

#14 · Chapter 7 · 46w, 2d ago ·

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I don't want to be a nitpicker, but isn't it SEVEN thousand steps..?

Okhlahoma Beat-Down

#15 · Chapter 7 · 46w, 1d ago ·

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Ravenmane, it probably is but I can't be bothered counting them.

Okhlahoma Beat-Down

#16 · Chapter 7 · 45w, 2d ago ·

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Any more ideas? I've begun work on possibly the most insane combination yet...

Ravenmane

#17 · Chapter 8 · 45w, 2d ago ·

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Geez, and I just did that quest last night...

Okhlahoma Beat-Down

#18 · Chapter 8 · 45w, 1d ago ·

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Oh dear, did Ohkly beat ya to it?

Champion of the Void

#19 · Chapter 9 · 45w, 1d ago ·

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Aw man! :applecry:

And here I thought that he was going to get "the stare".

how sad.

oh and one more thing:

FIRST!!!!

Ravenmane

#20 · Chapter 9 · 45w, 1d ago ·

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>>887707887707 I know what you mean, I was expecting the stare as soon as I saw the title for the chapter

Attrition

#21 · Chapter 9 · 45w, 1d ago ·

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what we really need: Stares vs Shouts :derpyderp2:

Conker

#22 · Chapter 10 · 45w, 16h ago ·

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:pinkiehappy: NARF

Okhlahoma Beat-Down

#23 · Chapter 11 · 41w, 3d ago ·

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Yeah, I could have used Sheogorath. But seriously, why the buck would Clavicus Vile be turned into a door?

Ravenmane

#24 · Chapter 11 · 41w, 3d ago ·

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*rereads the chapter* uhhhhh.... :rainbowhuh:

Okhlahoma Beat-Down

#25 · Chapter 11 · 40w, 3d ago ·

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THE WABBAJACK!

CECUNSC

#26 · Chapter 10 · 16w, 3d ago ·

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LYRE! GET IT RIGHT!!!

Okhlahoma Beat-Down

#27 · Chapter 10 · 16w, 3d ago ·

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>>20276462027646 Christ, calm down. :facehoof:

#28 · Chapter 11 · 3w, 5d ago ·

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there is no difference between fighting and debating in the dragon tongue.

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