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Joined February 2012
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Distrance's Stories (5)

Praise the Sun!
Solaire of Astora finds himself in Equestria (Dark Souls crossover)
21,726 words · 1,241 views · 73 likes · 5 dislikes
Kindred Souls
Twilight Sparkle is a witness to life's wonders, but all good things must end.
1,417 words · 512 views · 20 likes · 2 dislikes
Equestrian Creeper
You find yourself in Equestria but you are invisible.
1,801 words · 458 views · 18 likes · 5 dislikes
A False World
In the land of Equestria, not all is at it seems. A pony brings this world a terrible truth.
4,875 words · 328 views · 10 likes · 2 dislikes
Actual Carnivore Shia LeBeouf
1,632 words · 469 views · 18 likes · 8 dislikes

Distrance's Blog (64)

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Actual Carnivore Shia LeBeouf by Distrance

Comedy Random Human

Your walking in the woods; There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him...

I cried manly tears.

-CosmicAfro

After reading this beautiful work of art I am now naming my thirteen children 'Distrance'.

-Tytyvm

Why am I here?

-Owlor

First Published
19th Jun 2012

Last Modified
19th Jun 2012

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#1 · 52w, 1d ago ·

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Carnivore not cannibal...I GET IT ITS LIKE PONIES IN EQUESTRIA DONT EAT MEAT

I readed this

SosukeRyou

#2 · 52w, 1d ago ·

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Image: http://anongallery.org/img/2/6/what-is-this-i-dont-even-spiderman.jpg

rhysofpeace

#3 · 52w, 1d ago ·

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sir i salute thee for that was pure undiluted brilliance :rainbowlaugh:

Image: http://t.qkme.me/3ovdho.jpg

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#4 · 52w, 19h ago ·

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YOU. I REMEMBER YOU! :heart:

Distrance

#5 · 52w, 18h ago ·

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Image: http://houseofraeve.com/lj/GIFS/spongebob_squee_small.gif

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#6 · 52w, 18h ago ·

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>>774371774371 *Hugs*

CosmicAfro

#7 · 50w, 3d ago ·

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Hey, what the heck... I never read this or even quoted it.

Distrance

#8 · 50w, 3d ago ·

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:raritywink: That's the joke, mate.

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#9 · 40w, 6d ago ·

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Alrighty then.

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