Headcanons of a Palace Guard

I'm a palace guard.

So, my life is pretty dull. All I do is stand around waiting for something I'm guarding to be under threat.

And since that never happens, I gotta find a way to entertain myself.

See that stallion over there? He's searching all of Canterlot for his pants!

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The Bricklayer

The Bricklayer #1 · May 14th, 2016 · 4 · ·

You gotta pity these guys. They either have the most boring job, or face things so powerful they can't stop them.

CanterlotGuardian

CanterlotGuardian #2 · May 14th, 2016 · · ·

This was pretty nice. I'd like to see some more musings.

Scorch215

Scorch215 #3 · May 14th, 2016 · 1 · ·

This was very entertaining. J wouldn't mind following this guy around some more and get his thoughts on other things

UnlicensedBrony

UnlicensedBrony #4 · May 14th, 2016 · 1 · ·

Huh! This is really, really good The title caught my eye, and I'm glad I checked it out!

You write very well! It's a clever and entertaining little story, and I like your narrative style a lot. I'd definitely be interested in reading some of those stories, if mister "Palace Guard" gets around to them

The dragon hunter

The dragon hunter #5 · May 14th, 2016 · 1 · ·

Nice story

I see them go, and I think....
“Take me with you....”

7214940 Yeah, it's not easy being a royal guard.

Hopeful_Ink_Hoof

Hopeful_Ink_Hoof #6 · May 15th, 2016 · 1 · ·

Although that leaves the question of how he reacts when Twilight becomes a princess, or the whole Tirek event.

HB_DS2013

HB_DS2013 #7 · May 16th, 2016 · 2 · ·

“Honey, where are my paaaaaaaaaants?!”

I can't imagine Fancy Pants saying this in his fancy, aristocratic accent. Also, LEGO Movie reference?

Midnitemist

Midnitemist #8 · May 28th, 2016 · · ·

7218393 yeah I would read that it would make an interesting epilogue. heck maybe the guard even gets transferred to the Palace of friendship, I mean just imagine that back stories he could make up with the residents of ponyville