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DrakeyC


Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

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The life and adventures of Maud Pie.

Pre-read by Mythril Moth and RT Stephens

Chapters (7)
Comments ( 30 )

This one was a little...
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...maudlin.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

At least Maud now has plenty of inspiration for the next seventy or so rock poems.

"Wow. What a surprisingly suspenseful and compelling story. I totally get what she sees in him now."

Seriously though, this is so not suspenseful it's actually interesting. So unfunny it's funny. How do you do this? Teach me your secrets...

First Gummy, now Maud? So, are seemingly emotionless people secretly philosophical? ...I'm off to visit an old teacher of mine.

One other thing: Discord knew what happened while he was petrified. So... "It's Discord so don't question it" or "Different kind of petrification"? Which headcanon is the better one?

7217928 Discord don't question it. :rainbowwild:

7217928 Cockatrice petrification and Elements of Harmony petrification probably follow different laws.

Maud totally has the power to self-petrify. At the end of all time, there will only be alicorns and Maud.

They don’t eat, they don’t sleep, they don’t read, they don’t work, they don’t pay taxes, they don’t need to watch their weight, and they don’t have to worry about finding an apartment in Manehattan with the current state of the housing market being what it is. They have no worries, no problems, no concerns. They just are.”

Wow there's a lot of underlining stress going on in that paragraph. Poor Maud must be going through a tough time.

:facehoof: Maud Pie, everybody.

"And this is why when I was a filly I drank sugar rum until I was permanently silly!" :pinkiehappy:

“You underestimate my power.” :)

Ri2

I think Maud can do it. She's the strongest pony in Equestria, after all.

Faved. If only for the chapter involving Thorax

Yep, Maud would like the Dragonlands. And confuse the hell out of the dragons.

Ooooooh. That was soooooo cuuuuuuuttte!

I can TOTALLY see Maud doing this! I love that you turned it into a short story!

hahaha cough cough hahahahahah I cant stop hahahahah!

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Given her rock-eating abilities, I half expect it to turn out she's part dragon somehow. But I guess it's just that pony magic can get weird.

And so a Boulder is born.

And so Darth Maud was born!

And so a pony moved to the dragon lands.

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That should be "Mine wife" or "Wife mine". <.< Definitely not "thine".

“I don’t suppose you keep a deck of playing cards around, do you?”

Ha, ha, beautiful little twist, and surprisingly it fits Fluttershy, nice story... :yay:

Huh, I forgot about this. Also the description features a well-known extremist, and yet there's no extremism in this chapter. I am disappointed by this false advertising, the rocks should have stood up and declared "Not all rocks are the same!" and campaigned for social justice about being blamed for all the downfalls of Equestria. That would have been more authentic to the description. RLM!

Show, don't tell. And poor Discord, getting Worf'd like that.

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