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If a Slenderman falls in the forest, does anyone care?

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Season 6 Spoilers!

The ceremony to elect the next Dragon Lord is always a momentous occasion. Dragons from every universe go to witness it. They also commentate, complain, and talk about dietary issues.

It's sort of sad, really.

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This is not inaccurate.

that last line was golden :pinkiehappy: Oh quiet Miss. Pie!:duck:
:moustache: She's right it's not fat. . .:raritystarry::facehoof:

This was a hilarious read :rainbowlaugh: Those other references to dragons would warrant the Crossover tag, no?

bahamut really can't talk, he wears armor in at least three of his incarnations, uses a lance and is humanoid in at least one.

Once again, glad people are liking my weird takes on episodes!

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Oops! Good point. Tags amended.

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Another mistake! I've sadly never played Final Fantasy. Luckily I can claim he doesn't exactly speak here, as you can't tell who's talking. Saved by my carelessness once more.

7131493 just noting because honestly bahamut is on a different level then most of the other dragons, he's considered a god amongst summon creatures who are already god like.

Bahamut, you wear armor in at least three incarnation. and quite frankly torch is rather smart to wear outer armor. Look at Smaug, he was a perfect killing machine, but due to a small gap in his scale he got killed (SNAP) like that.

What's wrong Seath? Mad cuz you gonna die one day cuz you ain't got scales?

Bitch ain't even got legs

AIN'T EVEN! GOT! LEGS!

We even got this crystal shit that makes us double immortal, and we don't even need it!

DON'T! EVEN! NEED IT!

How does it feel Seath... To be a bitch...

“I was sick that day. Too many wizards for breakfast.”

Do I detect a reference to the Enchanted Forest Chronicles?

Also I have a feeling that all the adult dragons know how to dispell the summoning thing the dragon lord can do. That or he specifically only called for dragons under a certain age.

Further I think that the dragons just have the dragon lord as a thing solely to watch the younger dragons.

SHE wants to talk about marshmallow issues?

One of your funniest stories. Keep it up.

what makes me sad is that this is way, way better than the actual episode. wtf were they thinking?

also, completely obligatory orig09.deviantart.net/53c6/f/2012/331/d/1/rarity_is_a_marshmallow____by_ollis100-d5mc64u.png

Thank you, and it was probably for the best that the exact dialogue of each dragon was not precisely stated. In my head the list of possible awesome dragons kept rising and there were at least 2 sets of Bahamut/Tiamat in the mix! (Warning: For me I counted only One Bahamut for qualifications of Final Fantasy Representation)

That last dragon has made an eternal enemy this day. Rarity Crab-bane, mistress of the dancing blades, does not forgive or forget cracks about her waistline!

Well, that was a fun read. Headcanon tentatively accepted. :rainbowlaugh:

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OH God! I loved that reference~ XD

I'm Dead! :rainbowlaugh:

I liked your Alduin reference.

Honestly, the whole meeting was pretty boring, I brought a book and read it behind an outcropping. After that I made funny faces at the old grouches chatting. I ate a few rubies afterwords. :moustache:

Good story. A few typos, but a very fun read.

You know it would be interesting to see the Metallic Dragons of Dungeons & Dragons get involved in this as well as they generally do have Good in their alignment, albeit with an ego problem.

7135814 better idea. we take every universe with dragons in it that we can find, and then we stuff as many as possible into a crossover fic while still retaining quality!

Who were the ones talking: I could barely tell.

And I didn't see a Spyro reference anywhere.

I reviewed this story as part of Read It Now Reviews #76.

My review can be found here.

7131493 Simple law of crossovers: If there is dragons, expect one from Skyrim.

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