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  • 47w, 5h

    Pank pone is 2wiggly4u.


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  • 50w, 1d
    Please check out this story, it won't disappoint you!

    Yeah, yeah, I don't do anything anymore, but that doesn't mean other people don't. Shinzakura, one of my favorite authors on this site, just posted a new story. Please have a gander, it's an excellent read, and it got me in the Hearth's Warming spirit: Kind Hearts & Coronets

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  • 54w, 2d

    So out of flipping nowhere four people followed me today, even though I haven't written a single goddamn thing in over a year. Explain yourselves.

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  • 62w, 2d
    So..."I Love You Princess Luna" Radio Play...Not Even Joking Man...

    Seriously bro...this is a thing...seriously guize this is so cool.

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  • 72w, 2d
    I'm doing it! I'm doing it!

    So despite what I said in my last post I am forcing myself to write something. It's hard, for the reasons I mentioned, but I'm the type of hyper-neurotic who easily develops complexes, and I'm not going to develop an "I can't write" complex, even if it drives me insane in other ways. I've actually got enough to post several chapters, but I can't because the only chapter I've actually finished is in the middle of the story. It's part of a new strategy I've developed to keep the act of typing from driving me batshit insane; I just keep jumping back and forth from chapter to chapter, writing bits and pieces as my interest holds, to keep the reality of the madness-inducing key-clicking my fingers must perform in the back of my mind.

    Anyway I can already tell that this is by far the longest thing I will have ever written. It's got all the usual themes that have proven themselves in my most popular stories: gore, torture, and sexual violence. However I've also incorporated some of the stuff I've done in my sillier stories, namely "Pinkie Gets Wet," so there's a lot of poetic/lyrical parts, as well as a more overarching narrative than I've probably ever done before.

    All in all, though it pales in comparison to the kind of stuff people like Bronystories do, it's the most ambitious thing I've attempted yet as far as pony fanfics go. And I'm going to finish it. By Luna I'm going to finish this no matter what it does to me, because I need to do it for me, and I want to do it for you, my friends. I will post this within the next week. That is a promise.

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#1 · 127w, 4d ago · 5 · ·

Conflicted. Read about a third of this, and you've actually got a decent mind for comedy. At the same time, no. No to this.

#2 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

I haven't read this and I am already :rainbowhuh:

#3 · 127w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS?  :fluttercry:  :raritycry:  :pinkiesick:

#4 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

What is this... I don't even. >.>

#5 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

I felt sick while reading this. Wow. Just wow.

#6 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

What the fuck did I just read?

#7 · 127w, 4d ago · 9 · ·

Say it for me, Spiderman!

#8 · 127w, 4d ago · · 3 ·

This is what they do with chickens in slaughter house.

#9 · 127w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

Somebody wants attention badly. Well, prepare to get it in droves.

#10 · 127w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

I mean really, this is just....

I've managed to read cupcakes, but honestly! ಠ_ಠ

#12 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

As much as I normally dislike gore, this was actually a pretty good story. Only a handful of grammar mistakes, several scenes that made me laugh, and the characters were given consistent characterizations that didn't deviate from the actual show other than the darkness of it.

#13 · 127w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

Just read the description and already wanted your head. *scootaloo fan*

I'm gonna read it while loading my shotgun.:pinkiecrazy:

#15 · 127w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

#17 · 127w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

I'm going to feed you your family.

#18 · 127w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

>>757447 dude im with ya i read this story three days ago and i had to get a new monitor and also deal with the cops about a firearms discharge

#19 · 127w, 4d ago · 3 · 8 ·

No... Scootaloo is awesome no matter how annoying she is! THAT'S why i enjoyed cupcakes! Because Dash dies in cupcakes, and to be honest Dash deserves to die in this fandom. :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy: Thumbs down

#20 · 127w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>757378 my reaction exactly after i had shot 12 gauge buckshot through my monitor and through my wall

#22 · 127w, 4d ago · 5 · ·

How is this Slice of Life? Does this shit happen in real life?!

#23 · 127w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

You....You son of a bitch. could you...?:fluttercry::fluttercry:

I have no words. I'm gonna make a random story about all my OCs hugging Scootaloo for 100 chapters now.

Buck you.

#25 · 127w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

this. this must be a scootaloo hate fic. or the author has one too many mental health problems. this makes me question some peoples sanity.

#26 · 127w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

I managed to get my fist right through my monitor from rage.:flutterrage:

#27 · 127w, 4d ago · 2 · ·


#28 · 127w, 4d ago · 8 · 2 ·

This isn't funny, creepy, disturbing, or even the slightest bit unnerving. In fact, I didn't even flinch. You went way to far to the point of stupidity. Cupcakes did it perfect, it knew the exact moment when to stop before it went overboard. This just makes you seem like a mentally deficient child screaming for attention. This was just bad, so bad in fact that I won't even give you a funny meme about how much this sucked. But you know, the worst part is that it committed the worst crime possible for a story... it was boring.

Now, if you are really serious about writing, stop with whatever this is and actually try. Just don't waste our time again.

#29 · 127w, 4d ago · 4 · ·

I have no words to describe this sick filth

#30 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

I love your sense of humour, and from what I've read (first few paragraphs) this is really well-written.

Though I just couldn't be bothered to go on past the first break.

#31 · 127w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

To gather attention through something as aimless as this is absolutely revolting. Not the content, but the fact that you're so hungry for popularity that you'll take anything thrown at you.

I find that very sad.

#32 · 127w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

You have subjugated me to one of the most disturbing fics I have ever read. Consider this fic a job well done on that end as you are now on par with Cupcakes and Sweet Apple Massacre, my most two hated fics. Scootaloo is my favorite and after reading this, I want to drive a burning bus full of children into your house with you in it. Thumb down, and I think you have more on your way.

#34 · 127w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

Author Here!

      Wow...I really didn't expect much of a response to this...I figured people would just write it off as stupid senseless violence (which it is) and ignore it. I'm glad some people can see the humor in it...the intention was to create something so hyperbolically disgusting that it couldn't be taken seriously. Also I had my head in a handle of gin and just felt the need to piss a bunch of people off :raritywink:. In truth I like Scootaloo, I just knew that, being that she's so cute and innocent and has a large fan base, this was the best way to rile everybody up. Anyway, I'm honored to be hated by all of you, and especially by those who compare it to cupcakes, which is my favorite story ever.


#35 · 127w, 4d ago · 5 · ·

What surprises me the most is how very well written and on-character the mane 6 were...

#36 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·


To a point.

Brainbleach anyone?

#37 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

>>757832No thanks. Honestly this wasn't even that bad. Call me crazy but I enjoyed it to a point just like Cupcakes. :pinkiecrazy:

#38 · 127w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

I... Wha... WTF!!!

What they did to poor little Scootaloo... I would not do that even to my worst enemy.

Dear Author of this dark, gory, abomination:

My fist, Your face.

#41 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

Hmmm, ok, first read, I was like "what the fuck?" But now......THIS!!!

#42 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

lmao oh god that was so wrong. I dunno why I wanted to read it, but I did. And oh god lol. Such a horrible idea, but gotta say, you pulled it off well.

#43 · 127w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

no, just no.... NO!

#44 · 127w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

I liked reading it.

What the fuck is wrong with me.

#45 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

Lots of love and tolerance going on here guys.

( I feel like I'm going to regret saying that but oh well)

#47 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

>>757522 Yep I did this last week SOO FUN:pinkiecrazy:

#48 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

Good? I think..............

#49 · 127w, 4d ago · · ·

DEAR SWEET MOTHER FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!:twilightoops::twilightoops::twilight oops:*rips out eyeballs and barfs on them*

#50 · 127w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>757520 She also has a wingboner.

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