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Twilight Sparkle gets hurt. The natural response is to let slip a bad word. But as she lets out said word of bad, something interrupts her. This is surprising, but not unexpected. Random happenings occur in Ponyville all the time. But then it happens again. And again. Pretty soon Twilight Sparkle suspects that there's some larger force at play. It's time to science the fyay! out of this!
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That last line
Thank you. I needed that laugh. Upvoted
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I basically wrote the story just so I could deliver that punchline. I'm glad you enjoyed it though.
XxTwilightSparkleDoritosMountainDewPu$$ySlayerHeisenbergxX rekt Princess Celestia.
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I needed a good laugh today. Though I wasn't expecting to laugh that hard
*It's
*its
Perhaps italicificate 'case study participant' for emphasisness
Do you mean "can't"?
Needs an apostrophe or something
Princess Celestia?"
"Yes, Twilight?"
"With all due respect," Twilight huffed. "Go fuck yourself."
Best kind in the fic!
7086467
All fixed.
Thanks for pointing that out.
7086621 The thanking is mutual
I forgot to mention this:
There are 2 spaces between these sentences
In the beginning of the story, you called Twilight an alicorn.
Funny story, have a like.
7086863
I can't believe I made that mistake.
And then Celestia is like, "I'll take your advice under consideration. Maybe you need to get some yourself. You seem tense for some reason."
7087465
I don't think that's a sequel I'll pursue...
Is Fluttershy related to Ned Flanders? But this was f
ing funny.
That was awesome.
7086902 Eh, we all make them.
Have an upvote! It get the feeling that Discord may have given her the idea and love when it happens to Manehatten.
7092063
Hmm... That gives me an idea for a potential spin-off/sequel/maybe an extra chapter... If my brain decides to cooperate, that is.
Well done. I heard the Final Fantasy win fanfare at that last line... alongside me laughing. I feel for Twilight, too; sometimes you just need to relax with a good book and let me world go fu
itself.
That was awesome! I feel like this was inspired slightly from one of the time loops. Is that correct?
7095395
More a combination of cynicism, Lesson Zero, and the fact that the closest to cursing you get from the show is AJ saying "horseapples" and the like.
Twilight in a nutshell:
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I love it when the ponies are made to be like this, i find it funny as hell. especially twilight, reminds me of how the mentally advanced series ponies are.
And Manehattan hasn't spontaneously combusted from the spontaneous censorship?
I wonder if Celestia has ever picked a semi-common word and had it censored just to confuse ponies?
LOL that was good.
I know I should be shaking my head out of how out of character Celestia and possibly Twilight are but this was funny either way. That ending...
7087903
Fluttershy's just a cotton headed ninny muggins.
7096221 Ah, good ol' Markimoo.
Up Vote!
Up the creepy factor by censoring Twi's last line, implying that Celestia is trying to protect Twilight from the terrible truth! 4KIDS Entertainment is behind it all!
(Why yes, I have watches all of Yu-gi-oh: The Abridged Series! How did you know?)
"...and that is how we got the New Mare in the Moon."
Could have kept the gag going by "cutting to black" mid-swear. Just saying.
7101215
I was tempted, but I felt that continuing the joke wouldn't have had the same effect as the ending I went with. Especially after the reader finds out that it's technically a localized spell.
7101561 Fair enough. It's a good story either way.
amusing.
A name like Love Crafter I admit I more expected sci-fi horror.
Still, terrific story, it definitely made me laugh!
7107977
Who's to say Twilight isn't after a literal stallion heart?
This whole thing was worth it just for that punchline.
7086277 What he said, but again.
7097675 Um... Isn't that exactly what's happened? I'm pretty sure words like fuck, shit, and damn, are fairly common, you motherf... did I just hear a knock at my door?
7099003 They also tried to censor Light Yagami from DeathNote. What? You never saw the TeamDattebayo version of DeathNote: The Abridged Series. It's, like, super-special-awesome. Waaaayyy better than Naruto.
Red alert! Red alert! Head cannon incoming!
Celestia: OK.
Twilight: Umm... what are you do- OH SHIT!!! I didn't that mean literally! Although I think I like what I see.
A great little read.
from cursing
7111110
Fixed. Thank you for pointing that out.
7111284 Not a problem, paying it on, I have amazing readers who constantly barrage me with typo fixes
7108846
Maybe for some people they are common but if I ever here one of those words drop in my family I know trouble is about to go down because my family doesn't cuss. If I drop one it is a very deliberate decision (I'm seriously angry or am making a certain point).
What I meant was what if Celestia censored "I" or "We" or "pony."
Amusing idea, but it feels like everyone in the story is a bit too mean spirited for it to be really funny.
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Really? I tried limiting that to Twilight. I tried keeping everyone else as close to character as possible.
Bad Pony.
7113135 Well, in-character except for the small fact that none of them seem to be reacting to Twilight becoming a foul-mouthed pony whose dialogue crosses the amusingly exasperated line and ends up just being uncomfortable. Her very first line was her cursing at Spike and he didn't so much as blink.
flutter shy drunk hmm that might explain a extra side to the gala?