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I haven't read a story quite like this in a while. At least, if my mammary recalls correctly.
Definitely the cream of the crop.
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God fucking damn it.
Now i normally don't read 2nd person fics but this is truly "the cream of the crop" in that section.
Really, i actually liked this a lot
Have a pretty pink pony
Noticed these two things.
This was gold.
Havent seen Milky in awhile and could definitely use more of her.
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I my god! Best mature story ever
"That's right. Take it you whore,"
welp now i have something to say when i give my friends something to drink.
Actually im pretty sure all mares have udders, of differing sizes depending on breed and foal stage. Hehe.
7068499 I dunno. I feel like Milky lact subtlety. She was really dairying her roommate's ire by constantly buttering him up like that.
All the yes
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I tried for a lactation pun, but couldn't think of one. Well done.
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Goddammit dudes, Goddammit
7068548 IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!! Also, have a like because LOL
Screw drinking from a cup I want it from the source.
7068804 Ok now you're just milking it.
7068930 Of course I'm milking it. It's a great way to shake things up around here, which is something that I udderly enjoy.
I was grinning like an idiot through the whole thing.
7068806 Yes drink all of that white liquid.
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I laughed
7069593 Don't have a cow, we're just having a tit of pun.
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Seriously. Don't be so sour.
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I think they're just udderly, fed up with us by now. Just wholely done.
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I feel like yall are just milking it at this point.
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The last parts are what really made this for me. Thank you xD
There is Anon's way or Milky way's :^)
This comment section needs Jesus.
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This comment section is proof that god is dead and we killed him. Might as well frolic in the ashes.
Got some legendairy puns in the comments section. I'd meant to skim through, but ended up reading the whole thing.
Mooving on now, for reasons... not shame, reasons.
Liked the story, and appreciated the writing of Milky. You don't see much of her on this site.
The puns lack tact, are bad in taste, and terribly sour...
Damn it all, why did I do this
7069959 Maybe. . . Perhaps we should have nippled this in the bud. If it goes on much longer, we're gonna get creamed.
For those of you just now reading through these comments, you may want to just skim through quickly. If you only let yourself see 1 or 2 percent of it, the puns should go right pasteurize.
7069962 As I already said, of curds we are. These are just too much fun to churn out.
Seriously, though, in spite of all these dairy puns, I haven't even touched cheese puns. I won't, as I feel that it might be too much of a stretch, but if the right story came along. . . do you have any idea how many kinds of cheese there are? Even WE would start to tire of the puns before the end.
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Oh, my fucking GAWD-FUCKING DAMN IT! THAT'S IT!
I'M GOIN' TO BED.
FUCK THIS SHIT.
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>do you have any idea how many kinds of cheese there are?
...do you even need to ask?
7070452 Probably not. You and I would Master Splinter that shit. The Ninety-Nine Cheese Punza would become a thing, and the hatred and adoration that it inspired would destroy
--and exalt-- both of us.
7070372 Why? Is he lactose intolerant, or pun sensitive? This thread makes it hard to tell the difference.
I hope it's the former, because lactose intolerant God sounds like the beginning of a good Monty Python skit.
So one gives vannila, but does the other give chocolate?
7070481 It also sounds like something that needs to exist, like right now. Quick! Internet Go!
She doesn't have an udder though.
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No we wouldn't. The way you said that was just cheesy, and as far as the 'right story' is concerned, your mention of cheese has its wheels turning. Now hopefully these cheese puns aren't Grating on anybody's nerves, hopefully this will simmer down before something gets melted. Now I hope your not felling blue from all the cheese puns because most of the time cheese is grate, and is almost never holier than thou.
I gonna leave it here.
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Oh! I missed that when I clicked the link. Ok, everything is in order then.
I would never refuse milk for any reason ever, but alright. This was good. I only disliked about 2% of it, but those parts I skimmed over.
Beautiful. Absolutely bloody beautiful. I'd love some more banter between these two, but you did an astoundingly awesome job on this.
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I like your udderstanding of the delicate balance of good puns and sour puns.
I think its mostly the smell.
P.S
Just read all the comments and thank god I wasn't here when it first came up because the amount of puns being slung would have killed lesser men.
Thankfully I am a terrible almighty eldritch god and I can only chuckle at these puns and feel terrible for the sins of my past.
Everyone who posted a pun, line up so I can strangle you.
7070936 I dairyou.
These puns are udderly ridiculous. I don't have any beef with this story anyways.
I fucking lost it.
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Be laughing so hard your sides will be orbiting the milky way.
I went on the internet last week and I found this:
Reminded me of this fic...somehow.
Also, the cow is actually making itself thirstier by doing this.