What if Applebloom really was a wacky wavy inflatable arm-flailing tube filly? Here's a day in her life.
I couldn't sleep and this happened.
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"No time for goodbye," he said as he faded away. "Don't put your life in someone's hands; they're bound to steal it away. Don't hide your mistakes, 'cause they'll find you, burn you."
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Dafuq did I just read?
I'm not entirely sure I....
I just....
I'm can't say anything about this.....
I'm going to go back to writing my story...
and never come back....
Half of me wants to whoop with joy, half of me wants to weep at the tragedy of her existence, half of my (an amalgamation of one half of each those two halves) wants to consider the nature of her being happy with her lot in life while teh OTHeR half (the rest of those first two halves) is strongly intoning 'dafuq?'
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Alright then...
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W-what... what should i be feeling!? I'm sad and happy and angry and so confused. So very very confused.
Wow. That was, like, deep.
Like, what if we're all just wavy arm things, stuck flailing around while "the man" blows air up our butts.
Wavy 'Bloom should totally break free and soar through the skys.
Well, it took me two hours to get passed that 502 error, gotta hope this comment goes through too.
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Ahh, the sounds of da fuq'ery. The laughs that were had were of epic scale.
Thank y'all for commenting. It was fun to write and then annoying to get the word count from 700 to 1000.
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Blank comment?
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It's okay. Like I said, I couldn't sleep. WWIAF Applebloom was stuck in my head and I thought 'Has anyone done a fic on this? Time for some lolz.' Now you know what happens when I want to sleep and it doesn't happen... Also, I hope you return for other stories that aren't so.... this.
...Fridge horror, much?
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I had to look that up. What horrific realization did you come to?
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Just... not really anything specific, but if that was actually Applebloom the filly and (I assume) she got her cutie mark for something like that... and that's how her family members treat her now... OK, I guess that's kind of specific. Cutie marks are kind of powerful, huh?
The horror! The horror! (As one pony would say.)
Definitely a minor form of nightmare fuel for me...
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Well that's....odd. Nah, in this, she was always a WWIAF Applebloom; she's been with the family so long she thinks of them as siblings. The idea this could create nightmare fuel for you pleases me, however.
Alright, scratch that. It's hilarious. I'm sticking with your idea now. Cutie mark totally changed her into a WWIAF.
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...What have I done?
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Well, it looks like a .gif to me. Not sure what went wrong.
My god, you did it.
This story was good. YOU MADE A STORY LIKE THIS GOOD
Good job!
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Thank you for the kind words.
... Do this to all the ponies (I can't seem to get the idea of Rainbow Dash as a fridge out of my head, now...)
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Rainbow Dash as a fridge? I don't seem to recall that meme... Care to refresh my memory?
874087 It's not a meme (as far as I know, at any rate). Just a "What if (insert random pony here) were a (insert random inanimate object here)" kind of thing, like what you've done with Applebloom here.
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Well with Applebloom, after that Hearts and Hooves day episode released (I think it was that episode), people were putting up her arms flailing with the Wacky Wavey Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man commercial from Family Guy. (think it was family guy that thing came from) So I had it stuck in my head.
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This amuses me. Good work, Staple!
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"She let gravity take it's hold of her."
Gotta watch your possessive pronouns and apostrophes; they're tricky buggers, always sneaking off together...