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    Princess: 1. Physics: O.
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    This is Moonstuck on crystal meth.
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  • T Pippin' Ain't Easy

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  • T The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog

    A human finds himself in Equestria... He decides to forsake Ponyville and see the world instead.
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    Boba Fett attempts the greatest hunt of his career.
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  • E Rocketmare

    One pony. One trip. One way. No regrets.
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  • E Daring Do and the Honor Among Thieves

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  • Tuesday
    Storytime With Rust, Vol. III

    23 comments · 182 views
  • 1w, 3d
    New Legend Chapter Tomorrow

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  • 1w, 6d
    Writing Has Resumed! (Plus Update Thoughts)

    All multi-part stories are currently up and running.  Now that I actually have free time, I've been quite busy.  Here are the current unpublished chapter lengths:

    The Legend:  4,050

    Dead or Alive: 1,000

    Dark Side of the Moon: 2,343

    Pippin' Ain't Easy: 900

    Daring Do and the Honor Among Thieves: 2,197


    As for my thoughts on the site update... holy shit!  Everything's so pretty!  Except... there's something... odd.. here...

    Racing Starlight is ranked 230th on Fimfiction. It is the 84,361st longest story and can be found in 439 bookshelves, being tracked by 271 users

    What the hell.  That joke fic I wrote two years ago while completely smashed is my top rated story?

    Clearly I need to start hitting the sauce again.

    17 comments · 144 views
  • 3w, 6d
    Writing for all stories resumes shortly

    Did it.  Passed comp.  Graduate Friday.  Done with Naval Nuclear Power School.

    Gimme a few days to rest.  Then...

    Then?

    It begins.

    The Legend.  Dark Side of the Moon.  The Boba Fett Epic.  Pippin Aint Easy.  The Rocketmare sequel (Interstellar).  All these, and other crazy ideas I had but hadn't the time to vomit from my noggin.  It'd been building up, guys, and now I'm about to ejaculate my words all over your faces.

    Open wide...

    19 comments · 179 views
  • 7w, 1d
    happy birthday mister rust

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F***ing beautiful.

>>926419

I agree.  Let us sit back and watch the fireworks.

#3 · 115w, 3d ago · 4 · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

YES!!!!!!!!!! :flutterrage:

Edit:

You know, after reading the line where the guard raised his middle finger as a greeting to Ginger, I just had to stop reading for about 5 min.......BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I COULD'NT SEE!!!!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Oh god, I can't wait for the day when Echo's vision becomes reality!

#4 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

YES! YES! YES!

#6 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

Instant win

#7 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

Yes yes yes yes yes YES! Finally here!

>>1024726


Edit: Dear lord, the formatting... it's.... it's beautiful :fluttercry:

Avi
#8 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

Wohooo!!!

#9 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

>>1030282 Well, fail.

From the highest peaks of the Crystal Mountains, hmmm, that I have to see...

#11 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

My computer froze when I clicked this and I raped my left-click. I was screaming, "CLICK IT! CLIIIIIICK!"

#12 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

Finally!!!!! Mother of balls!

#13 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

Yes! It's finally here!

#14 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

Yesssss. Good, good, let the legend flow into you....

#15 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

I love you!

#16 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

HOLY JESUS FUCKING SHIT ON A CRACKER

And the wait is finally over.... MY GOD WHAT A STORY.

#19 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!

#20 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

IT'S HERE. DEAR SWEET RUST IT'S HEAR! I  CRY TEARS OF JOY NOW. :raritycry: :raritycry: :raritycry:

#21 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

AHHHHH!!! ^________^ That update made my night.

#22 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

I'm going to read it right now! And I'm sorry about your father... :fluttershysad:

IT LIVES! This is going to be great :twilightsmile:

The very end would be like if "Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness" came to the Xbox and turned into an RPG.

So much want. Please make an achievment for every chapter. I love them now.

Well my reading list just crashed and burned. This is at the top now.

#26 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

Dude. I fucking squeed. I was like Twilight when she got her cutiemark, when I saw this had been published. YES! :pinkiehappy:

And... Sorry bout your father, dude. ;_;

I'm in your story, fuckin' it up :trollestia:

Weeeeow! Just in the time it took me to read chapter one, the likes jumped from 14 to 47.

#29 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKMw_dA2uyQ

Theme music.

Actually, there's a method that Bushmen use to escape a fire.... they make a firebreak. They light the grass AHEAD of them in a line. By the time the fire BEHIND them has caught up, the fire AHEAD has burnt out, and they can walk (with a few singed toes) on the ashes.

Now, I wonder what you're gonna do with him...

#32 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

This part of the "Chess Game of the Gods" collab or you still doing your own thing?

I enjoy the end. Quite the tip off to some older RPGs.

A new companion arrives! Welcome Zanza (Sansa from Game of thrones?) :twilightsmile:

YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

Finally, I once again get to read the brilliance that is Rust :twilightsmile:

Yay! Red Vs Blue reference.

..... I love these guys.... the new pack members are kind of abrupt, but oh well.

lol

Yer arms off!

no it isnt!

Yes it is its right there on the floor!

its just a flesh wound!!!

#40 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

Now I have a second story to look forward to after I read the Ballad...

YES!

YES!:twistnerd:

#41 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

>>1024726 fucking gold man, have been wating for this forever and cant wait for more!

keep up the good work :yay:

Shrek reference!!!! I officially love you, your writing style is perfect :) keep doing what you are doing!

Many lolz were had:rainbowlaugh:

Ah introductions, always good. And telepathy link with Daring? I can see that being something, i don't know but something will definately go wrong with that, I can already tell.

Echo has a pack now? When did THAT happen?

... How did i not notice this until just now? :rainbowhuh:

I guess i forgot to check for about a week...

"An' in the mornin'?  I'm makin' waffles."  

Now my absolute Favorite.

#47 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

aaawwwww yeah! Echo is back baby. this is one hell of a great saturday. Echo in the evening, Bleach at night. fuck yeah!:yay:

Wow, this seems to be the start of an RPG.

#49 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

This pretty much shot my expectations to the moon, almost literally, it blew my mind, it was that good :twilightsmile::twilightsmile::raritystarry::raritystarry::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy::derpytongue2::yay::yay::yay:

#50 · 115w, 3d ago · · · [I - Third] Hot Flash ·

MY BODY IS READY.

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