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The Lunar Toaster


For thousands of years I lay dormant. Now I rise for I am THE Lunar Toaster! Enjoy your toast.

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It’s been a few days since I arrived in this strange, strange world. I was certainly terrified of the things that I’ve seen so far, but it eventually switched over from being utterly scared shitless, to being curious of the surroundings around me. If it’s anything, I’d say that I’m happier to be here rather than back at home. I mean, there’s virtually no pollution, and it’s outstandingly beautiful. However, the residents here in this tiny little town are interesting to say the least.

So I made this out of more boredom, but I actually enjoyed typing it.
And Baritone read it to me. :)
This is NOT a little mermaid story. Don't let that decieve you.

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Comments ( 14 )

The pizza is aggressive
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:rainbowlaugh: God damn it

Also...

She waltzes up to me and gives me a normal hug for once.

Don't think I want to know what the alternative is.

This chapter was just as funny as the last, I'm still smiling right now as I type this out!

the syringe filling with black liquid.

Am I the only one who think that Chance's blood being black is weird ?

Because wielding a pizza is perfect. The pizza is agressive. 

Yes channel the power of angry pizzas, you moron.

9385318
Oh damn, that's a first for me. Thank you for the motivation my man. Lemme find a computer and I'll pick it up.

9385504
It took me a year. I didn't even get a computer its a phone!

There you go. It took me 3 freakin' years to make that happen. I guess I just needed some life lessons in persistence for me to realize that.

3 years worth waiting pal :raritystarry:

Hope you're doing well. I know it's been a while but I still remember our shitposting fondly!

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Yeah, I'm definitely alright nowadays. I've gotta type out another chapter still and I've been slacking.

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