...You know Discordant just got on EqD right?

You know what? I'm going to be nice and say that's just a coincidence. Reading!

more please

CONTINUE!!!! please, please! PLEASE?!

  this was as adorable as it was hilarious. he found a loopyhole and heart. please continue?

Now this is going to be good. How will everypony react when they find out who Scootaloo's new dad is?

>>738653738653

four to five paragraphs in...

UGH! It's TREE HOUSE! Not tree-house, not treehouse, TREE HOUSE!!!!!!

OMG never laughed that hard ever oh and for celestia

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ROFL!!!!!!! wow...this is one of the most random things I've ever read. can't wait to see more!

Okay, I'm finished reading.

...THAT! WAS! BRILLIANT!Iloveitiloveitiloveititiloveitiloveititiloveitiloveititiloveitiloveititiloveitiloveititiloveitiloveititiloveitiloveititiloveitiloveititiloveitiloveit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Discord is the single most best father/crazed ADD-diagnosed criminal/narrator EVAR!!!!

>>738653738653

I just noticed that, just now! I can't believe it! Is it really that impossible to have an original thought nowadays!?

Ah well, I suppose while the basic story of Discord adopts Scootaloo may be shared with many, no way the story will pan out like anybody plans it to pan out.

Sorry about the Treehouse. I'm glad you like Discord.

>>738667738667

Of course I'll continue!

>>738712738712

You think this is random? Read my other fic, the Dragon Princess. ( Yes, this is blatant self-advertising, go read!)

>>738708738708

Glad you like it. I strive for 'never laughed that hard'.

Oh my God!!! I just choked on my glass of milk! This is hysterical!!!! I hope you keep updating. You really got the randomness down! :D

>>738819738819 Not a problem *goes off to read*

OK I really like "Discordant" but this seems better mainly because in this one he's actually becoming her dad! So I shall wait for more to appear. Liked and faved!

oh i drew a picture for this story if you want to use it  

I bet that when Celestia saw the papers, she derped! derp.

>>738875738875 well be glad you just choked on it and didn't drink the glass instead.

I have but one thing to say to you:

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one of the strangest things that happened when discord was in charge was...

the irs, legal system, various red tapes and bureaucracy in general

STARTED MAKING SENSE!

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In discord equestria TAXES PAY YOU!

>>738875738875

I'm glad! I find a lot of Discord redemption stories don't quite get the randomness down.

>>739070739070

You drew a picture!? nobody's ever drawn me a picture before! gimme gimme gimme!

>>739574739574

>>739795739795   http://applecider1412.deviantart.com/#/d53dzpa

done free hand on MS paint. ^^; i don't have my laptop with my tablet so it was done on paint

Fast update because that is one evil cliffhanger! I can expect Twilight to be shocked. Pinkie to be excited, yet astounded. Fluttershy will be scared. Applejack will be angry I think and Rainbow Dash will be furious. Rarity will faint instantly.

You want a glass of chocolate milk!? Bitch please!

Hmm... The plot is either really good or really bad, by bad I mean Discord gets turned to stone by doing something to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon for Scoots not that it would be bad just end bad.

MOAR!!!

>>739856739856

Thanks Hard Cider!

>>743994743994

Oh please, give me some credit. The plot won't be that predictable.

Yes! Only two chapters, and it has a feature box!

>>744008744008

darn it, I was about to point out the feature box....

looks like I was 3min and 52 seconds late as I type this.

Also I had seen discordant but I just passed since it sounded more like he was just playing tempter or something, this one she actually gets him as a dad

yay!

Edit: ack, this also wasn't in my favorites, oh well, problem solved

I'm looking forward to how Cheerilee fits in here.

P.S. You got me thinking:  Why didn't Cadance have any royal duties, canon or otherwise?

Cadence the princess/godess of shipping

Loved it really can't wait to see ponyvilles reaction Discords return and the reasons behind it. I really loved the humor in this chapter the bunnie and Pinkie chasing Twilight trying to eat her that's comedy i hope to see more of that as the story goes on. One last question who know's about Discord being free and Scootaloo's new dad?

Lol, I look forward to any shipping that happens at the party with Cadence.

ohhhh this is getting good!!! will he prank rainbow dash?!! i wanna see EVERYONE'S REACTION TO HIM BEING BACK!!!!

>>744024744024

Thank you A Mess!

>>744034744034

Probably because she doesn't have her own celestial body to command. Or she's generally too much of a bunny ears lawyer to be taken seriously. At least, those are my interpretations.

>>744069744069

Yup! All the Cadence fics I've read so far are mushy stuff with her and Shining Armor and they give her about as much personality as the early Disney cartoons. I figure it's time to explore who these two are when they're in their lives outside of each other.

>>744079744079

Oh, probably everypony knows. It would be pretty unethical to move the most dangerous creature in the world next door to everypony and not give them fair warning to run away if they wanted. The reactions will be many and varied, and I hope they'll be funny too.

>>744092744092

Oh, I do too.

Discord is the greatest narrator. Ever. Of all time.

That sheogorathed Discord, or this's discorded Sheogorath?

Wait, Sheogorath already discorded, or, shall I say, disordered

So many wonderful opportunities for Discord to spread chaos!

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon can easily be his first targets as they always bully Scootaloo.

I can't wait and see how this will turn out, but I can imagine that Discord will begin to think Scootaloo as his daughter and actually will try to stay in good, as much as possible for a spirit of chaos, and not get turned into stone.

Because

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OVENS

>>745556745556

Eeyup. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon will get theirs. But i think you'll be surprised at how that scene plays out.

>>746481746481

i want more

Holy Discord no dislikes! I love this story!

>>748459748459

Despite the fact that you totally jinxed it, 5 days later we STILL have no dislikes.

I guess this story is just _that_ good.

>>775078775078 Celesia: *Her jaw almosts drops on the floor*

LOL!!! discord tugging in scoots.. tht was pretty hilarious XD

keep up the good work!

>>775078775078 >>775832775832

>>785648785648

If you thought him tucking her into bed was hilarious, wait till you see what I have next.

>>743994743994 technically that would be fighting for scootaloo so thats both breaking a rule and following another positive and a negitive they ar equal so it equals zero (as long as what he deoes to dt and ss isn't too bad)

Parenting Problems 101 : Discord Version

discord your doomed

okay i couldn't hold my laugh in anymore at pinkie's "PINYATA" part

I loved the part with Cheerilee ! I was laughing my ass off!

>>738875738875 Was it by any chance CHOCOLATE milk?

This is one of the best ideas for fic ever!

And your writing style is pretty damn good.

Please continute writing this story!

This is awsome! Oh Discord, Y U SO AWESOME /)^3^(\!

Oh,  Lumiere, why can't you stay in your own story? Discord's relationship with Shining Armor is really reminding me of Q's relationship with either Rikker or Picard.

EDIT: Sweetiebell seems to want Scootaloo to give up on Discord and join her family....hmmm ....

Yes....Yes to my yes for my yes,

I think i like this Disord to the real one. I feel like I this is the kind of Discord I'd like to have a beer with.

Discord is best daddy

Fruit religion?! This story gets better and better! More, please?

"The candlestick they animated kept trying to hit on a feather duster."

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I REFRET NOTHING! lol and I think discord changed looked at the fruit that wanted to be free! And he saved the fruit and turned it into a bird also it's nice that Sweetie Belle is okay with them i though in a magical land of ponies they would accept there parents issue's without it concerning the offspring issue's

Discord adopting Scootaloo? This (totally awesome) fic has one of the most original plotlines i've seen in a long time!

Update soon so I can see where this is going!!

I have to say, this is a really interesting idea, if a little confusing at times. I was really raising eyebrows at Discord's explanation of Chaos and its nature. I'm still not entirely sure how it's meant to work or anything like that. But hey. What else can you expect from Discord I guess...

Still, I'm very intrigued by this premise, and it has gotten to be quite amusing. I'll have to see where this is going.

"...a surprising number of tables followed a warrior’s creed, vowing the deaths of toes everywhere. "

Silly author, toes have been outlawed in Equestria!

This is fantastic! :D

“Ah!” Discord could tell Sweetie Belle was nervous because Applebloom’s tackle hug had brought her to where Discord could see her."

Whoops. Pretty sure it should be Scootaloo.

enjoyed keep working on it

"She tried to get Scootaloo to choose somepony else, anypony else, even Celestia herself, but Scootaloo was set to have Discord as her parent. "

Scootalo, daughter of Celestia.

Damn, that needs a story itself.

I love it! this is a really good story and I cant wait to see more

>>792504792504 It already does.  I think that it's called "Scootamom" but I may be confusing it with another fic.

>>790914790914 >>791175791175 >>791299791299

Thanks!

>>791201791201 >>791317791317 >>791331791331

Discord approves!

>>791267791267

Yay! I never saw any Q episodes of Star Trek myself, but I'm glad I could get something like that down.

>>791522791522

I felt the need to clarify on that point. In most Discord redemption fics, Discord is either wildly out of character, or he's full of chaos but a friendly sort of chaos. And if appealing to Discord's chaos would make him change, then I'd be all for that. But it's not the friendly sort of chaos. Discord is, specifically, the god of Chaos and Disharmony. Most writers tend to forget that last part. His chaos speil is to remind everyone that this is Discord. He takes things apart. And if it doesn't make sense, it's because he didn't go into full detail. Discord is a complicated being, and explaining his powers to a regular pony is like explaining nuclear fusion to an ant.

>>791697791697

Wait a minute, why is there a dislike!? Who did that? Whyyyyy?

totally loved it, but I think you kinda messed up the names at the part where sweetie belle goes back to talk to scoots... maybe you should look that over again.

anyway.. keep up the good work!

i needs more!

I kind of feel sorry for discord I mean think how hard it is for him not only taking care of a filly but having to learn stuff over again as old as he is and as set in stone his mannnerisms are

epic David Attenborough entered my mind at the begining....

I'm loving this more than i probably should

only one real issue, there seems to be an identity confusion in Ch3 with the CMC and sweetie's conversation with scootaloo

kinda hard to tell who's doing/saying what

can't wait for more though

"Ah!” Discord could tell Sweetie Belle was nervous because Applebloom’s tackle hug had brought her to where Discord could see her. “I… uh… I gotta go Scootaloo… don’t worry, Applebloom will come around… just remember… uh…” Sweetie Belle squeezed out of Scootaloo’s hug. “Family can’t be replaced, alright? Remember that. You can have plenty of parents, but…” She blushed. “Only one… Mom and Dad… Doesn’t have to be Discord… And you’ll always have at least one sister.” Sweetie Belle blushed at her admittance, and rushed back to the club house before Scootaloo could bury her in another hug."

Are you sure its applebloom that tackle hug Sweetie belle?

in all seriousness, Discord's version of harmony and friendship is the most spot on version i have ever seen yet... and i am actually a little scared of that

also, yay sweetie belle! good for you to show how to be a good friend.

overall, kick-flank story, please keep up the good work.

Discord, you cannot long resist the power of Scootaloo!

>>801023801023

Personally, I'm feeling vindicated myself.

>>793375793375 >>797269797269 >>797500797500

New rule! The next time any of you spots an error, thank you for notifying me, but check the other comments first to see if you're the first person commenting on the error of not. Thank you. I will correct the identity crisis now.

>>795606795606 >>801023801023

Just what I was going for! The perfect mix of empathy and horror! Do you cheer for Discord's redemption? Or do you wait in fear, wondering how short lived the redemption will be?

Thank you all for your support! I'm so glad you're liking this!

>>811766811766 I'm glad that discord gets a chance to reedeem himself. I never thought it was fair for him to be punished when he never hurt somepony and was trying to have a little fun

>>792574792574 i think i saw that one too. the premise was that scootaloo was secretly the daughter of Celestia. It was kept a secret because of some political issues... that's all i remember of it though. didnt read it, just came across it.

>>811766811766 just wanted to let you know, i seriously hope that Discord gets his redemption. I always saw order and chaos as more neutral elements of life, but are just often mistaken for good and evil, respectively. The reason i believe this is that both can help just as much as they can hurt. Too much order can be oppressive and can limit your freedom, while chaos can also bring good things to others.

>>812343812343 That's the one!  Personally, I've only read the first chapter.

>>812405812405 What you need is balance.

>>812536812536 exactly!

i believe that there is a balance to everything, and that we need just as much bad as we need good. that is just how life is. but not everything is black and white, right and wrong, good and evil. there are some things in life that are neutral until it is used by one side, whether they are good or not. Then it is good or evil for the time it is being used.

>>811766811766

sorry bout tht

keep up the good work anyway

>>811766811766

oops sorry, did poke through the comments a bit, but i guess not enough

my bad

>>812013812013 >>814393814393

Oh, absolutely! A little more chaos in the world is a great thing. But here's where I disagree with most Discord redeemers and here's where my fic will differ: Discord is not the spirit of chaos. That's only part of him. He's the spirit of chaos and DISHARMONY. Disharmony being the more lethal version of chaos. Yes, he's funny, but he also destroys things, sometimes living thinking things, for fun. My fic will focus more on the redemption of disharmony then the redemption of chaos.

>>814435814435 >>815597815597

It's alright. It's nice to have mistakes pointed out. It just gets annoying when they're pointed out repeatedly.

>>815787815787 ah. i tend to forget about the disharmony part of Discord.

This is one of the best things I've ever read.

This is so AWESOME!

>>791267791267 funny you should mention that. discord's voice actor also happens to be the actor who played Q.

>>833490833490 Oh I know that! That was the reason I said it. Oh John De Lancie, he's so cool!

On... Hiatus? WHY THE BUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

i can't not read this in the voice that was used in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

IT's JUST SO AWESOME!!!

'Bite me Celestia. Chaos rules'

You're the greatest humor author ever :U You do fabulous with Discord.

>>791697791697 actually, Pony's have toes.  They are kind of....behind the outer shell of the hoof...or something.  Not really anywhere the tables could get to.  Well...except for Spike and Gilda.

This is amazing! I award you 5/5 mustaches!

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Keep it up!

more please more

Any news on an update?

BEST DISCORD STORY EVER

This is off of hiatus?

Strangescape. I have a new word I like a lot. Also, those two brats(or rather brat and accomplice), got what they deserve.

first! great chapter as always, and it's nice to see ya back after all this time. hope your charity work made a dent in whatever it was for!

>>791697791697

Which is why Spike is the mortal enemy of tables everywhere.