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BattleSwine
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I'll try making something up for cover art if ya like.
It could be fun. I'll keep watching it. So far it's written well enough. You get a thumbs up!
Heres something I made up that you could use for Cover Art: A New Element Cover Art
Oh no!!!! If having a pony nurse isn't bad enough sending
To give a letter to
is even worse D:
736456 Thanks! I appreciate it! I'll put it up right away!
Lol that's a new take on an old theme. This might turn out to be pretty good. Go on...
Interesting. I dunno what to make of the narrator's thoughts. Is he genuinely a dick, or is he just apprehensive due to his odd situation? Or maybe he thinks it's all a dream and doesn't care what happens because soon he'll awake and everything will be normal?
Keep us posted
739475 He's lived a hard life. I'll explain later. Let's just say he has his reasons for the way he acts.
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Right. I'm just thinking out loud here, lol
*reads scene with pinky*
IT'S RAPIN TIME....
nahh but good chapter though, very original set up using the seven sins as antagonists while making the character a sarcastic ass but still a lovable character. i just hope you don't go the obvious and unoriginal route of "hue-manz are eeeeeviiiiille!" because that is SLOWLY. GETTING. ON. MY. NERVES!
Have mustache good fellow.
good
need to wait for more 
I really like it so far. Hopefully we get some moar soon!
Story is going to be watched. Looks nice for now. I have hope that you are not going to ponified this guy into pony. I am not a big fun of transforming humans. Story with human is much more fun when he/she look like homo sapiens.
OH. EM. GE. Can't wait for more.
SWEET CELESTIA
EPIC CLIFFHANGER! John wasn't being ironic, he was just following a logical thought pattern, and yes, this is going to be one of those fics with music in it. Deal with it. We'll see if I can update faster this time, and actually finish the first chapter of Switcheroo. Also, favorites and tracks are great, but make sure to leave a comment, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Lololololol. Ok Battle, with this chapter this story is ending up in my favourites! Thanks to epic ending with "I REALLY hope i don't end up fucking a cartoon horse."
warm and fuzzy inside? lol
Lmfao! Didnt see that one coming! Damn you and your cliffhanger...
I am the main character in a badly-written fanfiction.
That's hilarious. I almost yelled out "HA!" like John did when Pinkie Pie said that something that I forgot and I'm to lazy to check.
"They said i was overreacting..." 804535
> Red was, to say the least, concerned.
I had a Penumbra flashback right there.
anyway, awesome chapter
Well...hopefully Pinkie will leave the grudge and get along with John...If ya know what I mean? ;:3
Also....the following is VERY relevant to the cliffhanger! ಠuà²
I'M SO RELEVANT!
Moar. OK. Yes.
819917 Oh, do not worry, my friend. I have plans...
something tells me when john goes to leave the library he get a face full of party cannon after he freaks the fuck out of course
OH GOD HES AWARE OF THE FOURTH WALL! WE CANT AFFORD ANY MORE BREACHES! CODE RED! CODE RED!
I demand moar! Where are next chapters?
WHERE IS THE REST?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS IT?!?!
we are waiting
913353>>913353>>1010895 Sorry it's taking so long guys. The next chapter is kind of long but it's almost finished.
We will continue to wait for you
my god... the last paragraph made laugh soo hard... and ii'm trying not to wake the rest of my family....
also, nice job re-kindling the Morgan-Freeman-is-better-than-god phenomenon
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Re-kindle? Me and my family came up with that because my Mom (Christian) kept pointing out that my siblings and Dad (Athiests or Agnostic) would say God when we didn't believe he existed. So we decided the Morgan Freeman was God and Michael Clarke Duncan was Jesus.
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well, nice job about Michael Clarke Duncan being jesus, but ever since the movie: Bruce Almighty, the internet went on, and on about how Morgan Freeman was god. sorry for bursting your bubble about that, just thought you knew.
1024407 I know. We had that before we noticed the internet used it. I live in a house full of geniuses.
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i doff my hat to you...
....... Pinkie scares me....
1027746 Well, that was fast...
1027758 I get bored. And check my email every 5 minuets.
Thou shalt acquire alcohol damnit! NOW!!!
whoo new chap finally and loving the cupcakes vibe but i love pinkie pls dont make her a villain
Well, its two in the morning here, so i'm gonna go to bed...
Conversation between Brain, Mouth and others...... priceless
And about Pinkie I'm not worry of her. I am sure that her "tools" are some prank thingies! And this fancy chair she have is only for incapacitating purposes... you now, for tickling our human until he confides all his since and "rape" on poor Pinkie.
awesome
The idea with the brain, mouth etc. conversations was epic.
Need moar as soon as possible
YAY IS PINKIMINIA!
:3
poor poor john
just kidding maby pinkie wont get him some crazed pony will and they will rip out his guts and decarate him like a chrimas tree
Oh lord. Pinkie is about to get real in this joint.
Well I finally read. Now I can state the time honored word of MORE.
1073036 Yup, more of this lovely drug is needed.
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