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    Bigwig6666's Stories (5)

    • Fluttershy's Giant
      Iron Giant crossover/adaptation.

      19,389 words · 2,725 views · 238 likes · 6 dislikes
    • Half-Life 2: Episode E
      Half-Life 2 meets MLP
      9,946 words · 1,190 views · 114 likes · 3 dislikes
    • Harmless Shenanigans(?) With Princess Luna
      After some pressure from her sister, Princess Luna decides to join up for a dating website in order to meet a nice pony and settle down. Who she finds, however, has more in common with her than you would think.
      20,916 words · 3,932 views · 1,590 likes · 108 dislikes
    • The Apology
      I'm sorry dearest sister. For everything.
      1,516 words · 1,416 views · 140 likes · 6 dislikes
    • When The Sky Falls
      6,054 words · 1,240 views · 75 likes · 3 dislikes
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    After some pressure from her sister, Princess Luna decides to join up for a dating website in order to meet a nice pony and settle down. Who she finds, however, has more in common with her than you would think.

    Teen for sexual themes and a bit of adult humour.

    Contains a large portion of ridiculousness and shenanigans. Caution is advised.

    First Published
    12th Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    30th Oct 2012

    Comments ( 204 )

    #1 · Chapter 7 · 36w, 4d ago · · ·
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    There used to be a LOT more chapters than just 7 (Author's Note notwithstanding)

    I'm guessing they're being rewritten? I was just past the part where we find out the truth about Omi.

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 4d ago · 1 · ·
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    Of course it's silly, that's why we're reading it here! :pinkiehappy:

    #3 · Chapter 7 · 36w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I love this story!  Loved the Star Wars reference in this chapter as well! :pinkiehappy:

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Note: Up until the eighth or so chapter, it will be mostly the same story with only a few minor corrections and a few things removed or added.

    That's fine, I need to reread this anyways.

    It turns out that the two Lunas, or Tuna if you will,

    ohgod wat

    That's a pretty good joke.

    It also makes me uncomfortable (in multiple ways) about the sandwiches I made yesterday.

    #5 · Chapter 5 · 36w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Uh... I think you took Discord out. So maybe she shouldn't mention chatting with him.

    #6 · Chapter 5 · 36w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1231674

    I noticed the same thing

    #7 · Chapter 5 · 36w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Lol. A jeff dunham reference.

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 36w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Luv And Faved Again!

    #9 · Chapter 2 · 36w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Lolz on This Chapter!

    #10 · Chapter 4 · 36w, 4d ago · · ·
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    The chef started back. "State your name rank and intention!" he demanded and regained his composer at somepony stealing into his kitchen.

    Luna stepped into the light. "Princess Luna. Princess..." she paused and rubbed her chin. "Fun." she grinned like a madpony.

    Doctor Whooves Getting Interrogated when He Appeared In Twilight's Spaceship....(Vid Reference on Youtube I Guess...?)

    :twilightsmile: : State your name, rank and intention!

    Doctor ; The Doctor, Doctor, Fun!

    #11 · Chapter 7 · 36w, 3d ago · · ·
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    "as red as the fields of roses outside the Dark Tower". Your coolness factor has been increased :rainbowdetermined2:.  Dark Tower references make my day.  Thankee Sai:twilightsheepish:

    #12 · Chapter 5 · 36w, 3d ago · · ·
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    #13 · Chapter 4 · 36w, 3d ago · · ·
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    You know, ever since the statue garden was shown, I've often wondered if Celestia uses it as her version of "capital punishment". Truly horrifying if you think about it;  trapped in an endless hell from which there is no escape.

    #14 · Chapter 7 · 36w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Ooooooh so brittish Its brilliant :twilightsheepish:

    #15 · Chapter 7 · 36w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Im glad you got rid of the discord meeting lulu so soon because im pretty sure celestia would never let discord be free of his prison not even a little bit free.

    #16 · Chapter 1 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·
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    :yay:

    #17 · Chapter 3 · 35w, 21h ago · · ·
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    Ah the dreaded hangover. Thankfully a feeling I don't know very well. I'm 18 so the worst I ever got was an annoying headache and even then I've had worse than that headache. 1 pill cleared that right up and I'd puked the previous night. My point is made clear here:

    PS due to internet obligation: first

    War
    #18 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    What is it, updates? Thats rid..., ah screw it, this storys awesome

    #19 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    An update?  Is the world about to end?  It can't; I haven't finished my story, yet. :pinkiegasp:

    Ah, yes.  Sick sibling silliness.  Celestia:  WIN!  Luna: Pwned!

    #20 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Oh no, Lyra's caught whiff *face-palms* prepare for shit-storm level omega!

    #21 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Intermission music - genius.

    This chapter was amazing!:pinkiehappy:

    #22 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    oh, it begins the real shitstorm

    #23 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I've got to say that i'm very happy that you rewrote this it's much better this way. Great chapter by the way, loved Celestia

    #24 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    These really no point to rate it mature if theres no clop.

    #25 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Why is it labled alternate universe?

    #26 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Trollestia strikes again!  Fantastic :trollestia:.

    #27 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    well then...awkward innuendos aside that made me get disturbing images, I am happy that you are back to writting this. I just hope that you don't overboard with them so I can sleep at night. Also I suggest Spike read fifty shades of grey if he is into "that type of story"

    #28 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    God dammit, Bigwig, I think we can figure out what brekkie is on our own!

    #29 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    moved to fast
    Should be "too"; I hate that one

    You're going to Ponyville.
    Forgot the quote at the end

    No words be spoken
    I think there's a "could" missing there

    #30 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    wait, so Spike is reading "magazines", that he "isn't old enough to read", in the common room, with Twilight right next to him? thats... thats wierd.

    #31 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I dont know why... but I think I shall be favoriting this one

    It just draws me in for some reason:rainbowlaugh:

    #32 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Sister has sex with a human version of herself...Trollestia says "Me Gusta" :trollestia:

    #33 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1310288 The chapters that used to exist had enough clop for it to warrant a mature rating, so he probably plans to add it back in later on.

    #34 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1310289 Humie version of ponies. Might take that tag off tho.

    >>1310345 yeah well, 'Murricans be dumb. As well as most of Europe. And part of Asia. And e'rrywhere else not Britain.

    >>1310288 'S not, 's Teen.

    #35 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1310805 ima delete ur comment b4 u gets banned.

    #36 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Sweet:pinkiehappy:

    #37 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1310825

    GAH! now i dont know what was said!

    #38 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1310866 (s)he was a firster :applejackunsure: Don't want anyone gettin banned on my stuff.

    #39 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1310792

    The original had... A complete total of no clop, or even innuendo. The only thing that would warrant the tag was a short mention of foreplay.

    >>1310821

    ERMAGHERD! BIGWIG WRITING TEEN!

    Will there be clop?

    Because you just very much skipped over it, seems suspicious.

    #40 · Chapter 1 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Look Mr.Bubbles, a good fic

    #41 · Chapter 6 · 34w, 4d ago · 2 · ·
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    This story is strange to say the least

    #42 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1310867

    so wait? its illegal to go "first!".....:trixieshiftleft:

    or am i missing something, I AM new to the site....:trixieshiftright:

    #43 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Pinkie want MOAR:pinkiehappy:

    #44 · Chapter 5 · 34w, 4d ago · 1 · ·
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    the untranslated version

    luna:alsikhflkanfhoeifhkdnkj,fgbyfuyiediuwhdiu *starts laughing*

    lulu:olfsdvldfhjdhfljneafljhlfjefbkjefbkjef pspsapaspnfgeufiwlgkuk *gets kissed passes out*

    luna:awwww*passes out*

    #45 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Good story :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

    And I think that there will be some strange moments if(When, my bad) Lulu meets the Mane Six  she will know variosu things about them despite not having met.

    LYRA KNOWS!!:pinkiegasp: Or will anyways, I am looking forwards to updates and seeing what happens :twilightsmile:

    #46 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I need to write a Lyra/Gilda('s Hands) shipfic.

    #47 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1311081 As of recently, administrators/ops on this site are banning people who comment first and just say "FIRST!", rather than give criticism or just say what they like.

    #48 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Ima just tell y'all that brekkie is a semi Canadian thing too. I should know, I am Canadian. :yay: Canada FTW!

    #49 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I'm Australian and I call breakfast brekkie sometimes.

    So it's not just British. Unless I stole it from the British. But how?

    #50 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    wow, i have to say, your taste in music is alot like mine. (Shouldn't forget Alestorm though. FEAR THE PIRATE METAL)  I dawwed at quite a bit, and also agree with the choice of games. You Know how to pick em. Lookin forward to more.

    Double stache. :moustache::moustache:

    #51 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1311940 ive only ever heard it in england so... Heh

    #52 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1312087 there will be pirate and pirate music themes in later chapters

    #53 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Brekkie, also used in Canada.

    #54 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I couldn't facepalm more when I recognized dat Mass Effect reference... YOU CAN'T JUST... DO THAT! :twilightangry2:

    #55 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    ummmm.... this looks a lot like an earlier chapter, care to explain what happened? where is human celestia?

    #56 · Chapter 6 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    okay... was this not the story with a house on the outside of ponyville with a banderbear in it and an evil mouse that destroyed xbox cables?

    are you revising it?

    i just remember a story that goes a lot differently past ch. 6.:rainbowderp:

    please respond, i am so confused.

    #57 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1312691 re-wrote it. srsly there's been loads of stuff bout it.

    #58 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Loved the ending :pinkiehappy:

    Another fantabulous chapter!

    #59 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    *Brekkie- It's an Aussie thing, too.

    #60 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>1310821 This. This is why I want to leave America.

    Also I used to say brekkie all the time when I was younger.

    #61 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Wait. What happen? Did you revised the chapters? I don't get it.....

    #62 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    I love thise story its just good and i liked the game puns cant wat for ch 9:pinkiehappy:

    #63 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Ok. Even if some of us wouldn't have gotten the idea what "brekkie" means, after the next sentence it was clear as day what it meant.

    But everyone should be able to figure that out.

    Good that you put it up back again. Love this story and would've been very sad if it would be taken away just like this.

    Bronydragon:moustache:

    #64 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1313659 well some people be verra dumb.

    #65 · Chapter 7 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Cute. :) Also, yeah, Star Wars reference. Nice. :twilightsmile:

    #66 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    ... Canadian? Canadienne? Oh dear god, they've claimed Equestria as their own already! We're too late! *RAGEFACE*

    #67 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    #68 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1313817

    Sadly. It's relly a shame.

    Bronydragon:moustache:

    #69 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    A few doors down the street, a mint green unicorn suddenly gave a violent shudder, and started to grin. She knew not why, but she knew that whatever it was...

    It was coming.

    .

    My thoughts immediately after reading that.

    #70 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1311940

    i have to concur with Captain. Brony, i have lived in new zealand all my life and i always call it brekkie. come to think of just about everyone i know calls it brekkie on occasion, but that might have something to do with NZ and Australia (even though NZ is by far the better of the two... lol) still being apart of the common wealth, huh, is Canada part of the common wealth? i mean half of it is french, so i assume it's not but i honestly don't know

    #71 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>1318036

    I call conspiracy! It's a conspiracy I tell you!

    The world must never know!

    #72 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    #73 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1318036

    hahahahahahahaha lol

    that just made my day :rainbowlaugh:

    #74 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1318036

    I'm Not Half-FRENCH! just because I Live there Now....

    Even thought i'm American and i Speak French....

    You guys Will Never Understand Me....

    But, We're not Half-French Just Coz they are in Quebec...

    If Pauline Marois Does What needed to be done, Quebec will maybe become a country and french will perish in Canada.

    #75 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1320305 your own comment made your day? :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright: What're you smoking?

    #76 · Chapter 2 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I'm liking this story so far, and......

    I think I need to marry Luna. :rainbowwild:

    She's a gamer, listens to heavy metal, drinks beer, plays guitar.. (trails off)

    :pinkiegasp: I'VE BEEN PONIFIED!

    #77 · Chapter 3 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Hehe, good thing I'm not Lulu, otherwise I woulda played that guitar to wake up Luna. :twilightsheepish:

    Hangover or not, I'm playin that guitar! :pinkiehappy:

    #78 · Chapter 5 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    "Celestia's boring" ..... LMFAO! That just made my day. :pinkiehappy:

    #79 · Chapter 6 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    [SPOILERS] :derpytongue2:

    Luna's mouth opened slightly wider as she almost reached Lulu's face.

    And then.

    "Bleeehhhhh!" Luna vomited all down Lulu's top.

    "Oh come on!" Lulu cried and shoved the princess back into her seat.

    ROTFLMFAO! :rainbowlaugh:

    #80 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    "Squee" :pinkiehappy: You mentioned Canada.

    Sorry, just had a Canada-Actually-Got-Mentioned-In-Something moment.

    Can you tell I'm Canadian? :twilightsheepish:

    #81 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1321019

    oh shit , no i meant it towards captain brony not my own comment:derpytongue2:

    #82 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>1321004

    hey i am sorry if i offended you, i didn't mean that the people are half french what i meant was that it is my understanding that half of canada was populated by french settlers and the other half by english settlers, if that makes any sense? it does in my head but i may have just put it into words rather poorly

    #83 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1323876 lol daft twat :rainbowlaugh:

    #84 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1323881

    BTW I Was Joking....

    BUt First, French People Just Came Here And Said Out Loud : FIRST

    And Spread the news around Europe, Then The English Came and Colonised The rest of the space remaining...

    French People were a tiny tiny tiny tiny minority...

    Near the Year 1790s - 1800s , the English burned down the parlement built by the French because they were offended by ridiculous rules they imposed....

    That's why Ottawa is now the capital and Montreal, just a big city, not  Canada's Capital.....

    Now, This Conflict came back to life and Paulne Marois, Quebec's Prime minister wants the Independence from Quebec and make it a country.....

    Even if we have over 30,000,000,000$ in debt to Canada's Gouv. (30 Billion, I'm Not Mistaken)

    #85 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1324744

    Fun facts,

    1) In $30,000,000,000 the dollar sign comes before the number. That's so we know its a monetary amount.

    2) $30,000,000,000 is the amount of shits that I give for ponies.

    I give many a shits the ponies.


    Edit: new chapter pweeze :applecry:

    #86 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1325846

    WELP!

    Guess I am Used to Write in Franch more than English...coz in Frech You put The Dollar Sign After....

    But Think About It, $30,000,000,000 ( 30 Billion ) in Debt, and she wants to make Quebec a Country....Which will be poor....

    <(And What About The English People In Motreal or Everywhere else in Quebec?)

    Good Question SweetieBelle, What 'bout the Minority of English People and The Immigrants who speaks English and not French????

    A : Well, They're Screwed

    :unsuresweetie:<(Awwww)

    Fun Fact :

    The Day She Got Elected and Was Supposed To Do A Speech In Front Of People After she Won, A Guy Came With An AK-47, Killed One guy and then his gun broke. (somehow) That Guy Wanted to Kill Her Because she wanted to make Quebec a Country.

    #87 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1326611 shut up.

    #88 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1326611

    That's stupid. Shooting people. :pinkiesick:

    I have heard a few horror stories about businesses putting up English signage in the 90's and getting rocks thrown through their window.

    Also their is a difference between wanting something and perusing it.

    Example: I want to finish my masters, I can't afford it. Wait this is a similar situation.

    Ah here we go.

    I get attacked by swallows at work for walking by their nest which is right next to the door to work. They attack me because I am security and don't stay on the path. I want to do something about it but I don't because I know they are about to leave to fly south and then I can...

    Ok third times the charm. I want to get a girlfriend, but girls do not find me attractive, I am not repulsive I just fall into the safe friend / adopted brother category...

    I want to come up with a example, but I am too lazy to spend more than a minute writing this.

    :moustache:

    #89 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1326673

    I have heard a few horror stories about businesses putting up English signage in the 90's and getting rocks thrown through their window.

    True Story And That Stopped until 2-3 Years ago.....

    #90 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1326734 did u ignore my comment? Stfu. I'm in a very bad mood and you are pissing me off.

    #91 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1326880

    Sorry, I'm Using My IE.

    Don't Get That Mad.

    You Just Ruins Everyone's Day Like This.

    #92 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>1326880

    sorry to hear about the badness of your mood.....

    if it makes you feel any better, i absolutely love this story and think you're an awesome author :pinkiehappy:

    #93 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 13h ago · · ·
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    >>1327124

    Just... no. Think before you write your next comment (if you do indeed write one). It's already been made clear your input is not wanted.

    >>1326880

    >>1330093

    I'm sorry you're feeling so bad Bigwig6666. You've done an amazing job with this story so far, and like Samy said you are an amazing author. :pinkiehappy:

    #94 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 12h ago · · ·
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    #96 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 1h ago · · ·
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    Now, I think Lulu has gone into shock. You may want to get her something to eat. Preferably not yourself."

    Luna gazed at Lulu's face, stuck in mid-squee. "That's not a bad idea," she admitted and nuzzled the human's arm. Then she froze and stared at her sister with an open mouth.

    Why do you have to make me laugh so loud that I wake up my brother? He gets cranky if he doesn't get to sleep:rainbowwild:

    #97 · Chapter 8 · 34w, 1h ago · · ·
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    >>1336672 Because.

    #98 · Chapter 2 · 33w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I would marry either if i had the chance:pinkiecrazy:

    #99 · Chapter 8 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Breakie is Aussie as well ya know... Meh

    #100 · Chapter 8 · 33w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>1343879 is what i changed it to now acceptable? :derpytongue2:

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