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The speaking of rhymes. Zecora has never spoken without rhyme, but... what happens when she can't rhyme?

First Published
12th Jun 2012
Last Modified
12th Jun 2012
#1 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

A rhyme for an orange, we must arrange

;)

#2 · 123w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

But... what happens next? I HAVE TO KNOW!

#3 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

Did you mean to mark this "Complete"?

#4 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: Hilarious!

#5 · 123w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

Fedora rhymes with Zecora.  It's a type of hat, did you not know that?

#6 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

This was perfect.

Bravo to your rhyming, sir. :yay:

#7 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

Hilarious fic. Who knew Zecora's one weakness was an inability to form a coherent rhyme?

#8 · 123w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

Your own name doesn’t even rhyme with anything.

I need to find a really good dictionary ''where's Sweetie Belle?''

:rainbowlaugh: Somone! Give this filly a cutie mark!

#9 · 123w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

She shoulda used 'door hinge'...

Goodness, that was brilliant. Well done on your rhymes.

#10 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT???? MOAR PLEASE!!:pinkiehappy: loved it by the wat:twilightsmile:

#11 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

Waht a twist

Anyway, this was great to read, and I'm still laughing in the end. A few grammar errors are presnt, but not enough to set a reader off. Good job.

#13 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

Another great story.

Congrats again, Sorren.

#14 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

Door hinge! :rainbowlaugh:

#15 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

Brilliant. This honestly deserves the feature box.

#16 · 123w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

Not sure what to do with "orange" or "silver" though... :twilightsmile:

Still an absolutely hilarious read!

#17 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

One has found a orange fruit full of orange

#18 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>736082

They may not have Fedoras in Equestria, or, if they do, they may not be called that.

#19 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>736728

That seems more like only a partial rhyme to me....not sure. Just doesn't sound right. Personal opinions, though, eh?

#20 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

Brony master sent me

#21 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>737685

Does it honestly matter?  Don't nit pick the small stuff

#22 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>738181

No, it doesn't matter. I'm glad we are in agreement.

#23 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>738311

Then why bring it up in the first place?

#24 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>738723

*Shrugs*

#26 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·
#27 · 123w, 4d ago · · 1 ·

>>738842 To solve the issue. Fedora is a half-rhyme and as far as I have seen, fedora's don't exist in the canon mlp world yet.

>>736728 Flora is just a fairly unknown word that is not normally used at the end of a sentence. And really, who the hay says flora anymore?

>>738842 And I'm not an imbicile, I know what a fedora is. I kind of own and wear one.

And alas, all arguement is over.

#28 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>738882

It was part of the rhyme scheme, never said anything about you being an imbicile.

#29 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>738894 It was the way you asked it. (Quote) "It's a type of hat, did you not know that?"

Quote suggests you are unearthing the idea of a fedora to me for the first time with a condescending tone.

#30 · 123w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>736039 DOOR HENGE, DOOR HENGE RHYMES WITH ORANGE.

I loved this story :pinkiehappy:

#31 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>738903

It was the only type of rhyme I could think of at the time.  You're digging to deep to find something that isn't there, no insult was intended.  Ever.

#32 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>738918 Okay, none insult taken.

#33 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

That was hilarious!

Fun fact: 'dreamt' is the only English word that enda in 'mt'. I think.

#34 · 123w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

>>738882

I say flora. Hope this doesn't count as me being a smartflank.

#35 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

Orange may not be shared against all whorange

#36 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

Gorange rhymes with orange. On QI they mentioned it, it means to binge on something. Blorange is apparently a place in Wales.

Or you could just use the word Door Hinge.

There you go Apple Bloom, there's a few.

Great Story Sorren. Thanks to Bronymaster for recommending it:pinkiehappy:

#37 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fun read Sorren, consider this favorited! :twilightsmile:

#38 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>739078 Yes, but all of that would be cheating, and ponies don't have a Wales

#39 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>739090 Thank you for favoriting. Every favorite puts me a twitch closer to featured!

#40 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>739094 Gorange is cheating? It's the only one word in the English language that rhymes with orange. But if that was added it probably wouldn't be as good a story as it is.:rainbowwild:

#41 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>739101

Twitchy twitch? Twitchy twitch!?! :pinkiegasp:

I wish you the best of luck, I assume this will get on the front page no problem :derpytongue2:

#42 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>739208 Not if updates for stories that were popular months ago keep coming out. I'm getting pushed down the list by Anthropology and Discordant.

#43 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>739209

I've heard of Anthropology, but not Discordant... Luckily Bronymaster is shamelessly plugging this one-shot, and since I checked this out earlier today, the views, thumbs up, and favorites have jumped up quite a bit :pinkiehappy:

#44 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>739235 I have my hooves crossed. If I don't get these butterflies out of my stomach I'm going float away with nearvous jitters.

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#45 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

One of the applebloom's is still uncapitalized.

#46 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>739505 shoot, where!?

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#47 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>739511

and an everfree forest, somewhere that I don't remember

omg

sorry, I just got back from a college thing, and I'm really tired.

BR
#48 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>738882 Fluttershy says "flora" in "The ticket master"

#49 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

I... I... :rainbowlaugh:

#50 · 123w, 4d ago · · ·

>>739519

You could assume that she didn't think of it at the moment Applebloom told her her name didn't rhyme. She was freaking out and not thinking straight, after all.

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