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totallynotabrony's Stories (59)

Silent but Deadly
Fluttershy is a submarine captain ... What did you think it was about?
1,758 words · 738 views · 123 likes · 0 dislikes
The Night Shift
What do you do when you've been turned into a vampire? For Cheerilee, the answer is "get a second job."
23,047 words · 4,154 views · 431 likes · 8 dislikes
The Adventures of Cyborg Braeburn
Exactly what it sounds like
8,696 words · 1,478 views · 138 likes · 1 dislikes
MVP
Twilight finds the sports section of an ancient newspaper. The pony on the front page looks strangely familiar...
1,763 words · 1,123 views · 132 likes · 1 dislikes
More Dreams
32,520 words · 2,689 views · 286 likes · 6 dislikes
Celestia visits the Colbert Report
2,581 words · 9,020 views · 798 likes · 28 dislikes
Tooth and Nail
25,199 words · 5,425 views · 699 likes · 24 dislikes
The Adventures of Vampire Cheerilee
6,864 words · 4,712 views · 382 likes · 11 dislikes
Miller
38,914 words · 3,001 views · 419 likes · 13 dislikes
The Adventures of Trixie if Her Father Was a Badass Alien
17,606 words · 1,077 views · 152 likes · 3 dislikes

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Kill Spike by totallynotabrony

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Random Alternate Universe

Rarity (The Bride) has come to kill Rainbow Dash (Vernita Green)

This is the opening scene of a now-canceled ponified Kill Bill story. I wrote this a couple of months ago, but the story was never finished. I recently rediscovered it in my archive and decided to post it.

Cover art by Queen-Le-Fra-Fra