Within this glittery lemur cage you shall find a collection of (super) short horse word scenes written to match the requests/prompts of various members of the marsupial alumni. Topics range from the serious to the silly, from the kaizo to the catastrophic, from pieces of shipping to pieces of... well... you know... shenaniganical. The one common element to these is pastel horse women and the antics that they partake in. A secondary element, of course, is Skirtsian randimosity.
You have been forewarned.
Chapters (12)
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Ha! Awesome. I laughed when all subtlety was dropped and they started openly arguing. Oh man, if you're going to tweak each prompt a bit like this, it's going to be a lot of fun.
Oh my god
Cute, fuzzy and pink all over.
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Weel done, cutty sark and blost!
Now just imagine Maud saying all her dialogue. You'll be there for a while
This was great
I love this.
This is great.
And Twilight quietly grooms the earth ponies of Ponyville into a surprisingly unstoppable militia under the tutelage of General Pie. They'll never see the revolution coming.
Heh. Luna's outburst at the end had a chuckle from me
Everyone loves a good listener.
Also, Hedonism Octavia is a fantastic mental image, and I thank you for it.
This is far too amusing for its own good, especially the geology puns. Good God, the geology puns.
Well, that was certainly Skirtsian
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Maud's geological channelling of Flankspeare is just too wonderful for words! Bravo!
What.
*would make a compliment, but is too busy laughing at how hilariously funny this chapter is*
Every time I see Chun-Li with that demented expression, I know I'm in for something... special. I'm never disappointed.
Ok, I'll admit it, it took me two minutes to stop laughing.........Ok three minutes.
Happy. Flogging.
I expected appledash. I did not expect that ending.
I don't know what I was expecting to happen... certaintly not that.
Why isnt Blueblood drooling at the perfection of bombastic politico that is Trixie?
And as for the request, well, thats what she gets for taking on the Bolivian Navy on manouvers in the South Atlantic. :kryten:
"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defence?"
I suspect this wouldnt be an episode, even though it certainly deserves to be.
And I thought that "Drunk Tavi vision" scene would be the tops...that ending.
Tank, he's not your average reptile
Holy alliteration, Batman!
Wow, that was adorable. I need to read more fanfics with domestic scenes like this.
Also, this is one of the best terms I've heard in a good while.
What a well read pony.
OK, this is the chapter that takes this collection from thumbed up, to faved.
"Might is not measured in might."
Uh-huh.
I loved this so much.
The banana peel actually has just as much nutrition, if not more, than the banana itself.
Is this why everyone refuses to notice the Elements of Harmony on the streets? Because they use all their prestige to use siren fossils as dildos?
I never liked FiW that much.
So now Twilight Sparkle is a mentally challenged dragon.
I can dig it.
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Excuse me, I need to buy a goat for my girlfriend.
Much pun. Utter hilarity.
I don't know why, but I lost it at that line.
Probably one of the best uses of comedic and excessive prose I've seen on this site with a wonderful hilarious twist at the end.
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I really oughtta read all of these if they're this good!
If I might be so bold, this is the first time I've ever given a shit about Octavia.
She is without a doubt the least classy pony ever.
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ALL OF MY YES RIGHT NOW!
Awesome chapter! New prompt for ya: sequel of this prompt!
Yet another demonstration of destructive defenestration.
Spike gets All the Swag.
So, between Twilight and Zecora, who would be best to train Spike up in the best ways to make a Princess Very happy indeed?
Didnt the Magical Acorn Of Rejuvination end up in the place it was meant to be, or did Scratt come along and run off with it again?
How Mature is Spike?
He can Grow to fit Any situation.
Quite honestly, I'd fav this if it was an independent story.
For some unknown reason, this reminds me of a scene from Labyrinth.
Wizard Chess reference from Harry Potter.
The Princess Bride reference.
I'm sure there were other references, but I can't place them.
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And here I was counting on you to get all the others.
I'd assume the "weird glowing triangle" is referring to the Triforce, though.
That was awesome and hilarious.
7078233 I think the Oak of Oakenstein is supposed to be a Gravity Falls reference to Old Goldy: vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/gravityfalls/images/6/64/S2e5_goldy.png/revision/latest?cb=20140924172802
I would call that an unfortunate choice of words. Just you wait, it won't take long.