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A little blue monstrosity has stolen a dragon egg from the arcane tower. Celestia begins a chase that may only last a few minutes, but not a single vase will survive.

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OMG THESE GUYS!

...Spyro crossover.
With the Blue Thieves.
Cunning.

Though, you know, the best way to kill a blue thief is to use a windmill-shaped hunk of metal. Send it flying into the air, they'll never see it coming.
That or just supercharge.

OMG! I never would of thought of this... And I call myself a Spyro fan...

I did not read the story I just saw the picture in the newest updates and yelled out NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! woke up my roommate from down stairs.

for the first time i must ask. What the FUCK did i just read?oh well it was good. i hated those little thieves so irritating

I have absolutely no idea what's going on besides one of those little pricks from Spyro annoying Celes... who is apparently a bloodthirsty maniac. NO IDEA WHATSOEVER!

Site needs more Spyro crossovers. Some pretty good ones and one... lousy one (The characters do NOT act like that, Cynder doesn't try to kill ponies that quickly and SPYRO DOES NOT CRY!). Sorry, but this was as enjoyable to read as it was insane. Which is to say exceedingly so. Good job mate.

I, Must, read, because, Spyro, reference, NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH! HEhehehe!

PLEASE tell me that Luna's pet Shoggoth will be canon with Equestria's Crazies!!!:pinkiehappy:

After reading, I am so confused, but in a entertained way, good job sir. :moustache:

I was wrong. It wasn't that. I'm glad. Still hilarious as hell though.

I hated those enemies from Spyro, that laugh, almost as mocking as Duck Hunt Dog's. I mean I could probably kick their asses with ease today, which is something I find with older games, they're a lot easier to me than newer games. Also, I think I know where that little blue bandit is going after all this.

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....Those...filthy....bastards... *goes to kick those thieve's asses*

i know how celestia feels! those guys were sooooo annoying, i wanted to shoot them as well. awesome fic btw. a like and fav from me.

Funny as hell and Ajsnfndhfnrisnfkeu

ok, now that we know celestia has a gun she loves named betsy, twilight needs to steal it and kill zombie celestia with it for the halloween story. being killed by something you love, how horrible

Well, that was good. I don't know if I will survive the next few moments of confusion but I can safely say- *Dead*

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My first thoughts exactly.

Anyway, about the story itself. It seemed that it could have had a tiny bit more description. Other ponies would have been around... how would they react to their Princess running around, willy nilly, after a blue thief with a dragon egg? And an explanation as to why Discord is back would help us understand this headcanon. Wouldn't the Princess be surprised if he just came back? And Luna's character was a teensy-tiny bit off.

I'll give it seven of ten stars. :applejackunsure: Could use a bit of polishing in some places, but a creative, original plot.

1503537 This a side-story to Equestria's Crazies, you need to read that to understand the story's background.

Having once chased one of those buggers for an hour straight in my childhood, I know exactly the sort of murderous rage Celestia is currently feeling. :flutterrage:

what the fuck thorax, what the actual fuck.

1501784 I always did hate chasing down those thieves, did you know that they reappear in a way in Spyro 2 RIpto's Rampage in the level Shady Osasis, this time having stolen 3 magic lamps and an extra mission given by one of the hippos there is to stop them (the thieves are a little bit different but still repeat the nah-nah-nah-nah-nah and run around in circles), if you complete the challenge you recieve an orb. :trixieshiftright:

1503537
Um. Would you be surprised if you happen to know that this story was written in 40 min while author was playing pokemon game? :rainbowlaugh:
It is a doodle. What artists usually draw in low amount of time to just let creativeness flow. It is not supposed to be serious.

But about Luna character. She is not off if you read Equestria Crazies.
However, to know what actually is going on, go read http://www.fimfiction.net/story/4588/The-Return-of-His-Harmony
This is where this universe alternates from Canon world and... Things go south. Or north. :rainbowhuh: Wait, maybe things went left, right?

1503537
Fair enough review, I should have mentioned it was part of a much larger series (One I've been working on for almost a year.)
As well, this was just me writing as I went, as Will and his Xatu shoved a ball Psychic up our asses.

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Hm. I might check it out later on! :scootangel:

1506138
Thank you :P

1506509
No problem! I strive to read! :rainbowwild:

.... I just now read this... Why did I put off reading this again? :pinkiecrazy:

The Nostalgia!

Nice story but those things from Spyro. Argh, every time I saw them I just wished Spyro had a long range gun of some sort or something, those things were so annoying. But seeing Celestia`s reaction to the whole thing was hilarious as was Luna`s interaction with that thing....

Oh sweet, feathery Celestia...:pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp:

An H.P. Lovecraft reference?:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

You sir, have become my favourite author from this moment on; take all my stars! (Which is sadly, only one)

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Oh sweet Sun and Moon, I couldn't remember what Shuggy was and then I scrolled through the chapter, hit the bottom, and crapped my pants.

No words can express how much I love this

the thief... oh i hate that little mother f:twilightangry2:ker.

....I can't wait for Celly to find a Cactaur.

shuggy is adorable!:rainbowkiss:

Likes, and Shuggy is awesome :twilightsmile:

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Thank you :D, Hopefully I'll bring Shuggy back (If you liked this story you should check out Equestria's Crazies this was originally a chapter for it, but I split it for some unknown reason.)

It has Discord, Nightmare Moon, Sombra, Celestia, Luna and Chrysalis all living in the castle together :P

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Shuggy is truly the best pet.

so thats a shoggoth...kinda glad i've never seen one in a game or otherwise animated in that case. looks like something at least 10X more disturbing than the malboro's of final fantasy and those things are NASTY monsters

Damn, and remember the red and green ones from Tree Tops? Those guys were nearly impossible.

Oh my god! I remember these dudes, bane of my existance in my childhood and i still have that game!:pinkiehappy: I HATED THOSE GUYS!! As much as i hated that one Level in Crash Bandicoot 2 trying to get the Gem :raritycry:

Such fond memories...:scootangel:

3849914 Is it that one with the speed ramps? The amount of lives i lost!

Wow, the nostalgia this story invokes brings a tear to my eye. v-v

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!

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