Applejack can't hide her deep, romantic, pure, but also totally freaky-deaky love for Rainbow Dash one minute longer. But Rainbow Dash is training with the Wonderbolts—what is Applejack to do? The solution: Disguise herself as a pegasus, despite the fact that she can neither fly nor walk on clouds. What could possibly go wrong?
Absolutely nothing.
This story was cowritten by KwirkyJ, whom I thank for writing at least half of the actual words.
Entered into the fourth AppleDash group contest with the categories "Deepest, Darkest Secret" and "A Place Outside of Ponyville".
Well... it definitely stands out from the crowd. I don't know if I'm qualified to say if that's a good or bad thing.
This is utterly rediculous so far. i love it
It's different for an appledash story. It's... new.
I personally don't like it but it could be worse.
3.5 out of ten
This is beyond parody. This is a parody of parodies. I didn't really like it at all.
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1/10 Sorry but, no just no.
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I had NO IDEA what was going on at all.
I see what you did there.
I don't see why people reacted so negatively to this story. It's delightfully absurd. The only issue I have with it is that Dash appears to be in Academy training while Starlight is a thing. Beyond that, this is indeed the farce to end all farces. Thank you for it.
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Well, this was written between seasons 5 and 6. At that time, Dash was not yet a full-fledged Wonderbolt, and Starlight's redeemed personality was not 100% established, so there ya go. Glad you liked it - people certainly had their doubts about it at first.
that's ridiculously kinky and i love it
lol
that makes so much sense
lol
equestrian warfare can be stupidly creative sometimes
lol
starlight not taking any shit from the goofiness of this fight is hilarious
lol
you tell 'em, starlight
this is a hilarious ending to starlight's story