Apple Acres and Sugar Cube Corners proudly presents, Real Mares of Genius...
Real Mares of Genius... bow~~.
We act fast with our salutes to you, Ms. Adrenaline Junkie Fan-Girl.
Ms. Adrenaline Junkie Fan-Mare~~~~! Wo~~~!
On the ground you're as fast as an ace farm worker. But in the sky, not even air can keep up with your tail.
Breaking all the rules and barriers~~~!
You put pegasi to shame on whole new levels, and are right proud of it. And why shouldn't you be? You're the best flier Equestria has ever seen.
Equestria equaling Ponyville~~~!
If only your heroes could see your talents. Sure they've seen a great deal of it for a near count of three times, but they just couldn't soak in the awesome.
Fourth to fifteenth try's the charm~~~!
But until that day, you settle for best of your town and title of best in Equestria.
Self apointed titles are the best~~~!
So take a load off and keep stretching those wings, champ. You're the best around, nothing's going to keep you down.
Ms. Adrenaline Junkie Fan-Mare~~~! Woosh~~!
Time for a royal public service announcement from Princess Luna...
"A grave matter has become known by myself. Our Equestria is plagued. Do not be alarmed, I assure thee that your Princess is taking acts against it. But, should thee become aware of how to cure this plight, I beg of thee to bring it before mine own presence. Together... I am certain we will be able to vanquish this growing threat of multitude of trolls. True, I have vanquished trolls in my past, but I had no idea that trolls have multiplied to such levels. These creatures of destruction must be put an end to before they grow too much. I am also sad to say that my beloved sister has been infected by one of these beasts. But, rest assured; I will find the cure to the Troll illness and stop the evolution of my sister into -as it has been dubbed- Trollestia. I thank thee for thy time."
This has been a royal public service announcement from Princess Luna...