By Starswirl's flea-bitten beard, writing clops is so difficult...

OK, this was written as an experiment so if you have anything to say about it, you may trash me as much as you like... Nopony's probably going to read it anyway.

Oh, and by the way, this isn't your usual romance-turned-clop, it's even more usual clop-turned-romance...

Image: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lltzgnHi5F1qzib3wo1_400.jpg

There's a part where she said "Ohh Dahie!" might want to fix that

OK you get a thumb-up just for the hillairious hint at RariJack!

OSSIM!!

Oh my.

Lol at AJ and Rarity.

Yes clop is hard. But worth it.

HA! nice.

Image: http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/oh-god-why-meme.jpg

MFW.

But Hilarious fic anyhow. :p The ending at least.

This was good! And oh you, Rarity.  

Me likey.

>>728633728633

Clops not the only thing that's hard.

And by that I mean Bruce Lees abs of course.

I liked it

Image: http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002651329/57207182_George_Takei_oh_my_xlarge.jpeg

Image: http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/0b/16/funny,memes,my,little,pony-0b162a072bb4b7a4064aa2b671da0406_h.jpg

Image: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/148/295/34588%20-%20clop%20computer%20rainbow_dash.jpg?1310666333

Image: http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/damn+right+i+m+clopping+_644426a4128addc8e8dbff6d1004d46f.jpg

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That sums up what I went through while reading this. It was good and you should feel good.

I enjoyed it! Nothing really pulled me out of the story.

The Principality of Zeon approves of this clop.

>>728535728535

Crap, no matter how much you edit some errors always prevail... Thanks for pointing that out.

>>728570728570 >>728583728583 >>728614728614 >>728633728633 >>728643728643 >>728671728671 >>728691728691 >>728998728998 >>729008729008 >>729468729468 >>729476729476 >>729652729652 >>730123730123 >>730193730193

Wow, thanks all for such a positive response. It sure surprised me...

And yeah, I'm a secret supporter of AJ and Rarity.

>>730988730988

Don't worry. I think AJ and Rarity are secret supporters of Rarijack, too. Don't tell anypony, though.

Me mucho gusta. Great job!

"You really are the fastest in Equestria, Dashie."

Had to laugh a bit there, nice line. Anyway, nice fic, I enjoyed it.

I am very surprised at this. very well written and the plot line really worked. good work and keep readin'

>>731412731412

Glad you enjoyed it.

>>731740731740

Glad you liked it. And I scored some laughs. YEAH!

Image: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/274/141/56f.gif

>>732222732222

I am very surprised at this. very well written

Now I'm very surprised at THIS. Thank you, though. Myself, I was afraid (still am, in fact) that the story was rather shitty, considering how hard it was for me to write... Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Pure awesome

.... Is it bad that I'm a girl and I found this.... FANTASTIC!!!

i ed it

Rarity x Applejack at the end! LOLOLOL

I wholly approve of this.

Keep up the good work.

Nice.

>>734031734031

HA, I always suspected Sweetie of enjoying clop! Turns I was right.

>>734314734314

: "Why, darling, whatever do you mean?"

>>732893732893 >>734065734065 >>734735734735 >>734849734849

Whoa, the positive response keeps coming... I'm almost as surprised as I'm flattered. Thanks, y'all.

i like that pic that was taken from one of the .mov series SWAG

>>737260737260

True. For the love of Celestia's three-color mane, I cannot draw for my life. But I can at least take some screenshots and use some free-as-speech vectors to create an... interesting mash-up.

>>737282737282cool im wondering what program you used to make that pic?=adobe,paint, what program

because i use adobe

>>737301737301

This was such a simple, 3-layer pic that Gimp was enough. Adobe would probably be much too complicated for me, it's (I think) more suitable for ponies more into graphics.

>>738086738086cool

Good story. I think it would be nice if you made a sequel with what happened with Rarity and Applejack.

>>740333740333

That's an... interesting proposition. Who knows, who knows.

EDIT: Oh, and thank you.

Everyone, I have a question. I read erotic fanfics more than most of you, but I can't clip to them. I just can't if I'm reading it as appose  to watching it.

>>749272749272

I cannot find a question in the statement you mentioned.

Anyway I'm not sure whether I could help or if you're actually asking for help here...

Do one on rarity and applejack please

>>768887768887

I have something in mind for them but it will have to wait a couple of days.

nice!!

>>811742811742

Thanks! The story goes nicely with your avatar.

>>918200918200

Image: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/026/futuramafry.jpg

Those two emoticons can convey so many different things that I'm really not sure what you meant.

Seriously had so much love for this ;_;!! I don't read a lot of clop, being a girl, so when I do I either am in them mood for nothing but clop, or clop with romance. This is absolutely perfect :heart

Seriously, I have so much love for PinkiexDash so I loved this so much. I felt you had an amazing story, and the emotions were fantastic, I literally felt teary eyed ;_;

You're fantastic, don't doubt yourself, seriously!!

Not bad. I came across this randomly, and I enjoyed it.

Oh, and the 2nd last line you have an extra 'the' before 'noon'. Were you were trying to say 'the noon battle' or something?

Good job anyway. Have a thumb.

>>10084881008488

Thank you very much for words so kind. I had no idea I could cause an emotional reaction with clop, probably because I'm a guy and all. It's a great thing to know.

>>10100511010051

Thank you kindly. I have no idea what I wanted to write then, so I decided to simply remove the offending 'the'. Thanks for the heads-up.

So we did a dramatic reading of your clopfic, (giving you credit obviously) and will be posting it on youtube shortly. I hope you don't mind some teasing.. okay a lot of teasing but we do that to everyone. We enjoyed your story. It made us laugh. A lot. One of us almost cried.

If you're interested in watching the video of us reading this, check out our youtube channel "CacophonyStories." Video should be up in about 2 days.

Thanks

--Douchebags from Cacophony.

>>10336721033672

I didn't know you could do a dramatic reading of a clopfic. The idea itself is hilarious.

Either way, I don't mind. Post away, I'm sure all of us need a good laugh from time to time.

It is a rather slow start in our intro but once we start reading it, it's great. Just be prepared for every little thing about your writing to be bashed upon with the hammer of comedy... or osmething like that. :P

>>10355311035531

I only hope you hired some girls to do the dialogues...

And yeah, I'm pretty sure you will hammer me and my clop head-deep into the ground. Ah, if I cared about that I wouldn't have written it in the first place.

But seriously, don't let the guys do the dialogues. It will sound... weird.

I should probably tell you we aren't exactly.... professional. At all. Pretty much, we film ourselves reading it, as we bash upon, laugh at, cry at, etc. to the clop/gorefics we read. So sorry if that is rather disappointing, but it's pretty much two guys reading clop/gorefics because it's hilarious. Still it's fun to see reactions and such.

>>10359521035952

Yes, I was aware of that, I visited your youtube channel. My comment was more of a joke, not to be taken seriously.

I can understand laughing at horse porn, but gore? Don't you find it at least slightly disturbing? Ah well, tastes differ, I suppose.

Oh yeah we find it disturbing. We read them because.. well I'm not sure why. We don't really enjoy it at all. Least I don't (Eli) ;) What we really like doing is just bashing hard on the grammar, spelling, and just the overall plot of the stories. Truthfully, I hate doing gore fics especially. I, personally, don't clop (though I don't have problems with people who do), but it's a funny past time we have.

The gore aspect is more for straight shock value. It's not the gore that's funny, it's watching Eli and myself mortify ourselves. That's the humor.

Also, I thought reading the dialogue as guys makes the story better.

--(Colin)

Well-written clop and I am a sucker for PinkieDash!

Silver out!

>>16908371690837

Well-written and clop are hard to put together in the same sentence. Thanks, though.

>>16946051694605

Yeah, I know. I usually stay away but every once in a while I find a decent one.

Silver out!

I dont usually like clops but... this was good.

>>18902001890200

I used to convince myself that I don't read it, too. Until I wrote one.

Glad you liked it.