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Joined February 2012
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    Lurks-no-More's Stories (13)

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      Princess Celestia will at last get a taste of Twilight Sparkle.

      1,520 words · 10,715 views · 1,425 likes · 21 dislikes
    • Trouble Sleeping
      It's Luna's first morning in Canterlot, and she's having trouble getting sleep.
      1,435 words · 9,334 views · 601 likes · 8 dislikes
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      Lyra wants to participate in the Running of the Leaves... in her own inimitable style.
      3,502 words · 2,549 views · 206 likes · 2 dislikes
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      Luna prepares for her Nightmare Night trip to Ponyville, when Celestia shows up...
      1,762 words · 1,377 views · 112 likes · 1 dislikes
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      2,754 words · 773 views · 80 likes · 2 dislikes
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      3,047 words · 491 views · 26 likes · 0 dislikes
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    After seeing "Luna Eclipsed", a lot of people were asking why Celestia let her sister dear go out to Ponyville, all decked up as the Metal Queen of Darkness, complete with bat-guards and a murderchariot right out of Nightmare Night stories. Shouldn't she have told her sister about how things had changed, and that her grand entrance might backfire?

    Here, then, is my take of how Celestia's attempts went. It turns out that Luna can out-flank her scheming sister sometimes!

    First Published
    8th Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    8th Jun 2012

    Comments ( 16 )

    #1 · 50w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Her plan all along.

    Luna got swaaaag.:moustache:

    #2 · 50w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >She'd immediately renamed them after her ancient charioteers

    Those are some seriously tolerant employees, right there. I don't think I'd let my boss pull that, lunar princess or no.

    #3 · 50w, 1d ago · · ·
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    > Metal Queen Of Darkness

    Yeah pretty much. That shit was pretty fuckin' metal if I do say so myself.

    Metal Metldown - Judas Priest

    #4 · 50w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>713978

    Maybe they have "official guard names" that act as titles or something, for just when they're on the job. Off duty they're Joe McPegasus and Twinkie.

    #5 · 50w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Robes of Living Darkness With Thousand Unblinking Eyes!

    All my yes!

    #6 · 50w, 22h ago · · ·
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    >>713978

    >>714442

    Yes, Phobos and Deimos are just the names Luna uses for her guards. Their civilian names haven't changed.

    >>714698

    Luna does have somewhat macabre tastes, yes. Macabre but awesome!

    #7 · 50w, 22h ago · · ·
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    Very believable of Luna to have that OTHER robe. Bet she'll sing like something out of Nightwish.

    #8 · 50w, 20h ago · · ·
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    I would give anything in the world to fly that chariot.

    #9 · 50w, 19h ago · · ·
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    #10 · 49w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I like this, this is how I see Luna too. She probably thinks spiders are super cute and hates kittens and baby ducks.

    #11 · 49w, 14h ago · · ·
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    Was her chariot named Mars? Because Phobos and Deimos are the moons of Mars. And I like the idea of enchanted armour that makes all guards look the same, it makes a lot of sense. I think I kind of recognise it, though - did you come up with it, and if not, where did you get if from?

    But for the story, it was pretty fun. Thumbs up, would read again.

    #12 · 49w, 4h ago · · ·
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    >>753271 Phobos and Deimos mean "Fear" and "Dread", respectively, and seemed to go nicely with how Luna was portrayed in Luna Eclipsed - a bit archaic, self-consciously regal, earnestly awkward, and unintentionally terrifying!

    The idea of the enchanted armor making the guards uniform is not my idea, but I like it a lot. Unfortunately, I can't say where I picked it up from, or where it originated. It's a fairly wide-spread piece of fanon.

    #13 · 42w, 13h ago · 1 · ·
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    >>720244  In the Chessverse stories, Luna used  to have a Mega-Tarantula, still can't remember the name.  Celestia hid the thing in a jungle temple shrotly after Luna's banishment.

    1000 years later and Griffin the griffin is nearly killed by the damn thing.

    And Luna finds a NEW pet spider named Mitzy...whom is a normal-ish tarantula....which is immune to fire.  And stubborn....and when I say 'immune to fire' I mean this bitch WILL NOT DIE!  LAVA CAN'T EVEN KILL IT!

    So, yeah......

    Luna thinks spiders are teh cuteness

    #14 · 41w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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    Silly Luna. The Robes of Living Darkness with A Thousand Unblinking Eyes should only be brought out for major affairs of state. And for traumatizing your nephew. But mostly major affairs of state.

    #15 · 41w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1029617

    If I could draw worth squat, I'd so do a pic of Luna wearing the Robes.

    #16 · 29w, 4d ago · · ·
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