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As a favor to Twilight, Pinkie Pie goes to the Crystal Empire to help Princess Cadance plan her baby shower. Everything goes well... at least until one pony falls into a coma and another pony gets zapped back in time where she becomes a child's plaything.

It's a long story...


-Written as a gift for Super Trampoline in Obselescence's Jinglemas Compilation.
-Cover Art graciously drawn by Zaponator.

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"Has Shining kept you locked up in the throne room all this time?!" Twilight stammered.

"Hehehe... no." Shining shifted her weight on the cushions.

I think that's a typo.


And then it got weird. As in Skirtsian weird. What did I just read.

8/10 would read again.

Pinkie Pie Goes on a Rollicking Adventure Through Time and Plushies, Almost As If She Was Launched From a Love Trampoline, and Then Doughnuts Happen

That title was so long that even Super Trampoline was filled with fear! (SUPER TRAMPOLINE) Anyways... Good, good :rainbowkiss:

Across the bathroom, a hoof pounded against the doorframe as someone tried turning the locked doorknob from outside. "Twilight?! Open this door!" Shining Armor's voice cracked. "You'd better not be soaking my action figures again! Those things are in mint condition!"

Twilight stuck her tongue out from where she waded. "That's what you get for sneaking into my bedroom without asking!"

"Yeah!" Pinkie hollered. "Goblin King!"

Jareth has left the building. :pinkiesad2:

But, Pinkie used a Polaroid when taking a photo riding the waterfall.

Twilight blinked back at her. "Of course, Smarty Pants! Now quick! Continue reading!" The filly squirmed beneath the sheets. "I wanna find out what happens to Daring next!"

"She inspires an awesome pegasus with a broken wing to break into a hospital and wake up half the town."

Of course Pinkie would use the Correct A word. :rainbowlaugh:

Well the last Skirts tale involving doughnuts is one of my top 5 fanfics ever so this should be a treat!

I was reading the stories in that compilation, and the minute I read the second paragraph of this, I knew it was yours.

Well done, though, I really liked it.

Awwww...

An adorable, delightful Twinkie, with delicious kaizo filling. Thank you for it. :twilightsmile:

I really enjoyed this. It was adorable, and then bittersweet, and then just regular sweet. :heart:

oh my God. this makes me remembering my childhood so much. when you think I can take on the world, but in realityI just another person.
man, I wish I played less video game and watched cartoon so my perception on realty wasn't screwed.

Dat title tho.
Someone has to say it.

"Heehee..." Twilight leaned in to nuzzle the Captain. "Well, maybe you can learn to relax things a little while I'm here." She winked. "After all... how much safer can a kingdom be when there are two alicorns present?"

Said the entirety of seasons 1-5.:ajbemused:

Goddammit, Skirts.

This was adorable and kaizo as fudge. Good job, fuzzmuffin.

Dangit. Now I've got the fuzzies.

"Hmmmmm..." Pinkie rubbed her felt chin. "Sounds super foolish and dangerous." She blinked, smiling wide. "Let's do it!"

Best line.

Hap

Laughing and crying, in the same story.

I'm almost scared to read this.

Like seriously.

Time travel involving Pinkie Pie, but just in spirit but still her.
Well alrighty then!

Still a fun read though!

Also, Twi's eyes flashing pink with Pinkie. As long as it's not a form of mind control, it's innocent enough.

I think this is the best Smarty Pants story I've ever read.

Editing nitpick:

Princess Cadance looked up from a luxurious pile of cushions where the alicorn lay.

Maybe I'm spartan, but these feel like unnecessary words.

What is this madness I have brought upon us? :pinkiegasp:

6822840 I eat titles this short for breakfast.

Absolutely adorable, funny, a dash of actual drama and tension. All the while my brain hurts.

Yep, this is a genuine Pinkie Pie perspective fic.

Absolute shit.

A sweet little story! The way you worked the time travel into the narrative and made everything connect was pretty cool, and the scenes with filly Twi were super cute.

I'm just here for the donuts... :duck::trollestia:

This was absolutely adorable and left me grinning ear to ear throughout.

I came for the kaizo, but I stayed for the cute.

I absolutely loved how Pinkie just went with the flow each time she got zapped back in time. That is totally Pinkie Pie.

Thanks for a very amusing and engrossing story. :pinkiesmile:

I must say, I loved this a LOOOOOOOT more than the description led me to believe I would. It was random, but also had a meaningful plot. You've done it again; get another fave :pinkiesmile:

Shining nevertheless cleared her throat.

Shining cleared Twilight's throat? Sounds awkward.

"Buh?" Pinkie buh'd.

That's the sort of "dafuk did I just read" that I was expecting by the title. But this was actually good and well written.
Also this...

"Ever since Cadance and I moved in together, I've... experienced things."
"Hubba hubba hubbbbba..." Pinkie waggled her eyebrows

6889131 EVEN THE GREAT SPEEDWAGON IS! THEN WHO WON'T?! (btw, Speedwagon is senpai)

Quite the accurate title you have there.

"Okay..." Pinkie winked. "So... like... Starswirl, Clover the Clever, and the Goblin King walk into the bar."
"Aaaaaaaand?" Twilight sing-songed. "What does the bartender saaaaaay?"
"'Hey! The library's across the street, ya nerds!'"

Thou hast slain me! I lay here, Of breath no more! Take my treasure!
*dies* :moustache:THE TREASURE IS TRAPPED AND I'M NOT DEAD!:pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh:
GG.

Thanks for writing this skirts. Sorry took me so long to read it

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