The concept alone is worth a severed thumb.

I don't what... BAHHWWWWWWW

Buck yes! , Gah now I want some skittles!

I was in a bad mood when I started reading, but when I finished the story, everything was like:

Whoaaaaaaa...

Were those Skittles laced?

Oh gosh! I laughed so hard at Dash's reaction to that first Skittle! She did seem almost utterly enamored with them! In some ways, I wanted it to just keep going and going on forever!

Now I want to squeeze the life out of Rainbow Dash for being so unbearably cute! ...and I'm suddenly craving Skittles...

Well done!

>>716765716765 I know I want some as well... Alas I have 5 family fun bags all for my lonesome

>>716858716858

GIVE ME SOOOOOME!

that made me lol so hard i think i broke my laugh box

thats gonna take a while to recover from. impressive!

>>716862716862 muhaha they're all mine! mine!

Methinks Pinkie modified those Skittles in some way...

...can I haz one (or eight)?

>>716637716637 It belongs to my drunken mind, I'm afraid! I'll make sure to pass it on though.

>>716645716645 Was it cute? I didn't realise Dash was being cute...

>>716656716656 Truth be told, I haven't had skittles in ages. I must buy some to celebrate.

>>716930716930 Silly author, skittles don't come from a red packet. All you have to do...uh, all Rainbow Dash has to do is clop and BAM, Skittles.

taste the rainbow more like devour the god dammed thing I laughed so hard

I wonder what would happen if she tried airheads.

>>716741716741 I'm glad it cheered up your day! As for the question, I have no clue. I'll have to ask drunk-me sometime, as I don't even remember writing this...

>>716765716765 I think she was totally enamoured, and I'm glad you laughed! I think because of the success of this story, I'm going to have to buy some skittles...

>>716824716824 Thank you! It means a lot to me.

>>716865716865 Hahah, that picture made me laugh. One spike, just for you.

>>716885716885 It's always great to hear someone enjoyed my story, even to the point of broken laughing boxes. Thanks for saying so!

>>716915716915 Maybe she did...maybe she did. Sadly, I have no Skittles in my possession right now. Ultra sad-unhappy face.

>>717060717060 lolz

>>716959716959 Ah, but she didn't about that way...I guess one day she'll find out. On that day, I'll be there to write a story about it.

>>716991716991 Thank you! It's the only way to eat skittles, anyway...

>>717003717003 That's another story for another day, my friend...Perhaps the day in which I learn what airheads are.

>>717084717084 Where did Pinkie get the skittles?

>>716865716865

Win.

>"And that's how I became Rainbow's drug dealer!"

>>717119717119 Pinkie defies the laws of life, not the just the laws of physics. Does that answer suffice? Or she just bought them.

>>717336717336 She bought the results of RD's clop? Meh, I don't blame her.

>>717351717351 No wonder your name is Kinky Pie...

>>717360717360 I don't see how skittles being the results of Dash's clop and Pinkie buying them qualifies as kinky, but whatever.

That was pretty good! A few syntax errors here and there, but nothing serious. Good little story.

Kudos.

>>717386717386 The fact that you don't blame her for the product being produced by clop. I dunno, it just seemed...kinky.

>>717390717390 Thank you! I'll be sure to check over it again.

>>717462717462 I don't blame her because it's skittles. SKITTLES.

>>717483717483 Okay! I give up. But you have to admit, skittles are kind of...kinky.

>>717502717502 If you put it that way, it kinda is...

you know, there was a comic that said Rainbow Dash's ponylicious food is Skittles.

aside from that, Dash has offitcally tasted the rainbow.

Image: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9DMMuoTGPlU/TIk4BOsVoVI/AAAAAAAAACs/yE3My0TXufc/s1600/double_rainbow.jpg

Hold on, if Rainbow Dash eats the Rainbow, isn't that ponybalism?  

Then Dash becomes hopelessy addicted to Skittles and resorts to selling herself on the street to pay Pinkie for another shot.

If you guys want me, I'll be buying some Skittles.

Now, we can only hope that Skittles will see the obvious marketing ploy, and put her on the bag. I'd buy em. Just sayin. Anyways, good little story! Made me laugh, and there was some definite d'aww at Dash getting a proper reward for all her hard work. Please keep writing, I'll keep reading.

>>718504718504 Not exactly, because skittles are the results of her clop.

>>718169718169 Yep, she definitely has. I'll have to keep an eye out for that comic though. Anything to do with skittles...

>>718504718504 Maybe it is, but who's keeping count? Certainly not Dashie.

>>718919718919 That's the unofficial part 2, but yes - that was eventually where it was going. I think.

>>719405719405 Just a heads up, you probably won't experience anything like Dash did. That being said, who knows? Skittles are always amazing.

>>720196720196 I would too, believe me - I'd be first in line. Happy to know you laughed, and thank you, I will continue. Thinking of doing these kind of simple, yet complex stories for all the mane 6. Might be quite an interesting project...

Ah reminds me of my first taste of skittles. lol

>>717386717386

If that's really where Skittles come from, then my favorite candy just became about 220% cooler.

>>724565724565 You know it.

>>716741716741 yes didnt you know that it is quite common to lace such sweets with acid

>>731098731098 .......

Of course I did, it was a jokish thing...

thanks to stiory, i shall now be buying 30 bags of skittles

weird

Well... ah... I liked it! *upvotes*

Lol. It's like a drug to RD!

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_rainbowkiss_flip.png

Oh my gosh! I remember reading this when it first came out! I think it might even have subconsciously inspired my story 'The Cupcake Files'.

it!

>>11767251176725 Glad it was inspiring, then. Might have to pay it a visit...

>>11767571176757

Truthfully, it's not that great. Just something I work on during writer's blocks and waiting for feedback from my friends. But yeah, that would be awesome!

hold up, Rainbow Dash eatting Skittes? I fave now! And I sensed a bit of Rainbow Pie...is that true? If it is I'm a really big fan of the romance and I'm hoping for more...onto the next one! And damn bro, you can write in a very expert form even when drunk..now that's bad ass...can you teach me how?

>>11881661188166 Buy me a drink and I'll think about it. In all seriousness, thank you, but I don't know. Some of it is just normal writing, though--had to add a few more words to come under EqD submission guidelines. And yes, it may have been tipping a slight romance at the end.

I have a sudden urge to eat skittles.   I wander why?

I do not remember what Skittles taste like, nor any instance where I have actually tried them.

I suppose I should try them... !

Ah Skittles... I have only tasted one in my life (a red one, I still remember) .... the rest was M&M's and Smarties lol

Image: //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Rainbow_Dash.png

Why aren't there skittles for sale in my High School?

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Wwaaait i dont get it what was in the skittles?

>>16158891615889 Nothing, just skittles. Because they're awesome.

Proof that Skittles are god, but that still doesn't mean I have to like them.

>>16842191684219 You... you don't like Skittles? My whole life has been a lie...

>>16877121687712 When did I ever give you the hint that I did like them? And you've only known me for like three months! How has that ruined your entire life?

>>16877931687793 Because I thought it was impossible to not like Skittles...

>>16878041687804 Maybe for you Earthlings, but not me.

...OH FUCK!! Abort mission, abort mission!

>>16878161687816 Who said Earthlings were mentioned?

Beam me up, Scotty!

>>16879261687926 Me. I said that you were the Earthling, dammit!

Not First!

Stories like this always make me crave skittles

>mfw I dont have any skittles

Fuck, now I want Skittles!

» Mike

There are two things that are generally true regarding these kind of stories and this has fulfilled both. One, they are fricking hilarious. Two, the comments are as well.

Good work, you should get hammered more often.

This was positively hilarious!

Now I want Skittles, I'm sad now...