47w, 4dChess Game of the Gods
I suppose we should start, hello, my name is Austin, and I am a brony. I am the strongest person at my school in the 'avoid and tire out’ kind of way and the most annoying bastard you will ever meet, a lot call me a bully, while my buds just call me ‘the ultimate troll’. I am about 6‘4“ and have blond hair and deep blue eye, I wear a camouflage hunting hat and a tee-shirt with ‘kiss me I’m Irish’ on it along with blue jeans with rips in the knees, just your typical badass. Anyway you don’t want to hear all of that, let’s really get started.
“Hold still!” Yelled one of the schools ‘tough’ kids yelled as I avoided another punch.
“I don’t feel like harming my beautiful!” I yelled at him and ducked out of the way of another blow. ‘fuck, no time, need to end this now.’ I rolled to one side and got up, he charged at me with his fist in the air....
Giving me a straight shot at his face with a chair, good thing I sorta know this guy, he can take a hit. The chair broke on contact and he fell to the ground, with only a black eye. “Damn dude, what the hell does it take to cut you with blunt objects?” I chuckled lightly and turned to his stunned friend. “Take care of godzilla here, I need to bounce.” I ran out of the school and down the street, passing some random bystanders when a hobo stepped in my way. “Watch it buddy!” I spun around him and ran around the corner to just see him standing there.
Oh fuck, teleporting hobo, shit’s about to go down.
“You have quite a athletic build.” He stated, creeper, senses, tingling. “But that’s not why I stopped you.” He looked up slightly fo I could see that crazy grin, yellow teeth and all.
“I hope your not going to ask me to brush your teeth, I recommend Colgate tho.” We both chuckled, so he must be a brony, sweet.
“No my boy, I just wish to ask you something.” I gave him a questioning look, dat grin, it pisses me off for some reason.
“Go right on ahead, nothing could go wrong.” Yup I just said that, fuck you universe.
“Very well then, would you like to go to Equestria.” ....
“You have my attention.”
“What would you like to be?” I had to think this over a bit.
“Nothing that’s helpless, something that can fly and hit hard, not a griffin, something a bit more, with built in weapons and can take a good amount of hits before it goes down, a dragon is too big and would be too easy to spot, I don’t know.” He kept up that stupid fucking grin, I feel like punching this guy.
“And what about your friends and family?”
“I don’t give a hoot, friends just stick around to not feel my wrath and family is look for a way to get rid of me and my swag.” His grin faded a bit then came back full force.
“Well, shoulden’t keep you waiting.” Wait, what? He pulled out a brick and chucked it at me.
“This is why you don’t talk to strangers...” I mumbled and tried to get out of the way, then I found out I couldn’t move. “Oh fuck this is going to hurt...” It connected with my face and I blacked out.
‘Ow, fuck, did I drink a keg or something?’ I thought and rolled over. ‘oh wait, a brick went into my face, thrown by a hobo, wonderful.’ I grumbled something and tried to sit up, but I coulden’t for some reason. ‘Motherfucker, I’m not that hurt am I?’ I rolled onto my stomach and pushed up......wait.
I can feel something swishing around behind me,
I feel right on my arms.
Fuck loading I need to open my damn eyes. I opened my eyes slowly and looked around, I was in a forest, a jungle looking biome, the sounds of birds chirping in the trees could be heard all around. ‘Where the fuck am I?’ I wondered and, as I moved my head, I could feel something on my neck. I moved my paw......
My eyes shot wide open as I looked at the paw, MY paw. “Arghrar?!” I went from shocked to confused. “Grrarer?” I coulden’t talk! Not in English anyway. ‘Dammit looks like I’m thinking until I can find out how the fuck to talk. Wait, I can’t talk but I can growl and shit?’ I moved my paw up to my neck, and sure enough I had a large patch of fur, like a mane or something. ‘Must find a pond or something, hopefully I can walk right.’ I set my paw somewhat in front of me and pulled myself forward, I thought it would be harder to walk on four legs. I broke into a slow jog then I full out sprinted, jumping over the undergrowth like it was nothing. ‘Holy fuck I’m awesomely fast! Hopefully I still have my good looks.’ I growl-chuckled as I entered a large clearing with a good sized lake in the middle. I walked over to the water and got a good look at myself.......... I’m a fucking manticore. I had a grayish fur color for my mane, getting slightly darker as it went out, and lucky for me I still had my hat. ‘Fuck yes...’ I took my hat off my head and looked at it, nothing out of the ordinary.
I put it back on my head and took a drink from the lake, it was refreshing to say the least. ‘Alright Austin, your a manticore, thats fucking fantastic. But then again that brings up the problem that you can’t talk and ponies would be afraid of you, maybe except Fluttershy, but I don’t think I am anyway near Ponyville, hell this isen’t even the Everfree.” I facepawed and walked back over to the jungle, my stomach growled. ‘Better find some food.’ I looked around until I saw a dear, my oh my how unlucky this dear’s day is. I dropped down into a stalking like stance and snuck towards it, my paws making no sound as I approached. I heard a twig snap to my left, so did the dear, we both looked towards the sound and a arrow shot out and right into the dears chest, I could tell it was a heart shot when the dear fell over and didn’t get back up. ‘Holy shit dude, nice shot.’ I sat up and nodded my head. I walked over to the dear and pulled out the arrow, I spun around just in time to see another arrow coming at me. *Badass mode turn on, estimated time of shut down 5 seconds.* Time slowed down as my eyesight got 20% better, my reflexes went sky rocketing, and I felt like a million bucks. I reached forward and grabbed the arrow, snapping it in half in my grip. *Out of time, try again later.* Aw dammit.
I dropped the two halfs of the arrow and began to back up. “What the, how did it do that?” I heard some whispers.
“It must know of our hunting methods.”
“But how can it? It is just a manticore.”
“Approach slowly. No sudden movements.” I was about to start shaking. I was dead if they decided to attack again, badass mode is still in cooldown. From the bushes a team of 5 cat looking people stood up, weapons like spears and daggers drawn. I sat down and stared at them with a calm look. Might as well die looking cool. “Get the kill.” The lead one ordered, he had what looked like black and white fur and held a spear. He walked towards me slowly, and in some sort of crouch. I looked behind me and focused on lowering my tail, which it complied. “You are not a normal beast...” He spoke softly, mostly to himself.
“Grr,” Was all I could manage, I fucking hate that. ‘READ MY FUCKING MIND! I KNOW YOU CAN BITCH!’ I screamed in my head, he flinched and held his head.
“What the?” Oh I think I just found my way to talk!
‘Kill them all Jonny,’ I almost whispered in my head, as if I was trying to control his mind or something, of course that didn’t work and he just tilted his head at me.
“Are you trying to speak?” I nodded and he went wide eyed, a talking manticore, he would have never seen it coming, I must have been given this ability to talk, but really can’t get to anyone with low I,Q, power.
‘Take me to your leader.’ I tried to sound like a robot. ‘Oh and give me some food, I’m hungry.’ I looked at the corps of the dear, the hunters had stopped dragging it away when the leader said something about me talking.
“You wish to eat?” I nodded and grinned.
‘You stole my kill you bastards, so feed me at least.’ He held his head again and looked at the other cat people.
“Give it a leg. We will try and bring it to the camp.” Oh goodie, he found out most of it on his own! I wonder how this will end. They cut off a leg and tossed it to me, which I caught in my mouth and began to eat.
‘I’m not going anywhere until I’m done.’ I thought and layed down.
“We have fed you, you must come with us to out village.” I looked up at him and hissed a bit, then went back to eating. He facepawed and sat down. “You take the rest and head back to the village, tell the elder what we found and that I shall come back with it when he is finished eating.” I looked at him and growled.
“I’m a he, dumb ass”.......I just talked. We both went wide eyed and looked at each other.
“Did you just talk?” I nodded slowly and tried again, but out came the growls. “We will find out about you more when we get to my village. I looked down at the half eaten leg then back at him. “When you are done, of course.”
Is Austin over powered? Only for five or more seconds at a time, the recharge take a few days so he won’t be using it anytime soon, I compleatly ignored the tail in this chapter but I will try and fix that in a later chapter.
And no need to point out the spelling and grammar, I know all about it *Sigh*