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And so another riddle for the ages is posed and forgotten, slipping away like the sands of time themselves.
At the end, I was left thinking, "the fuck did I just read?"
Since I'm pretty sure that's what you were going for, success. Pretty damn funny.
You should had have Spike said this:
That was funny as hell
That isn't homosexual at all. I really don't know what Spike is going on about.
It would have been hilarious if Rarity had been in the magazine.
The entire time I was reading this, I couldn't help but think about Braeburned's Comic Relief.
That's...actually a very good argument. I can't really decide who's right or wrong in this case.
And for our dear fandom, so appropriate too.
No one better be rolling their eyes. You all know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
How do you even come up with these random ideas? This was just the right amount of stupid to be hilarious. Great work with...whatever the hell this was.
It ain't gay, Spike's just being a fuckboi.
By that logic Spike guys that are into mermaids must also like reverse-mermaids.*
*Don't look that up if you value your sanity... I meant it.*
Now THIS is the content I came to the internet for. Well, this and porn, but that's a given.
10/10 sent to all my friends
6785872
Skip to 2:23
Needed more beer.
Twilight your BBBFF is weird, really weird
Spikey dearest what are you doing?
Just checking. . .
Holy crap, what the fuck was that? What the actual fuck was that?
Here, have a like.
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This was like reading threads on /d/
good times. Funny read man, I've had this discussion with my friends before as well. No one can win in this one. So I will quote what you wrote down
"IT'S. A. FETISH."
All there is to it really. Looking forward to more stories from you.
Pointless argument was pointless, but it was still an amusing read
I have seen people argue these points with the same passion of nerds arguing about the existence of female dwarves and beards. Needless to say it is one question that will never be penned in the annals of history.
Truly a great philosophical debate between two eloquent gentlemen.
Before I read this, what's the argument?
Well, that was another couple of minutes of my life stolen by the Internet. Thanks for the laugh.
6800094 If you like a mare with a cock does that make you gay? My answer would be no
6896674 Pfft, I'm bisexual, so I don't give a fuck.
6898130 Cool
Well. No. It doesn't.
Yeah, I agree with Spike. I reckon if there were less societal condemnation of M/M sexuality this fetish would be far less common. Dudes, most people are at least somewhat bisexual. It's okay. You can admit to yourself that you kinda like dicks a little bit. It doesn't mean you're gonna wind up spending your days drinking appletinis down at the Gaping Butthole getting hit on by greasy dudes in leather chaps.
1rst: Spike, females with dicks are called Futas
2nd: This was funny as hell!!
What the hell is Cadence acting all shocked for when they ask her? Cadence absolutely, 100% magics up herself a cock and rides Shining into the sunset. Regularly.
I think Ted the movie put it pretty well
"there's no girls with dicks, there's just guys with tits!"
Neither of them is definitively right. It depends on whether physicality or mentality is your deciding factor. If physicality, then the existence of a dick makes them male, and it would be gay (assuming you are also male). If mentality, then it's a bit more complicated, but basically boils down to either what they were born as or some other means of establishing what their 'mental gender' is (which is a pretty touchy subject these days).
This is essentially the equal and opposite debate of whether or not a lesbian should date a trans-woman. Both arguments are physicality vs mentality.
However, there is an easy distinction between a mare with a dick and an effeminate stallion that we humans can't use: mares (with or without a dick) have teats. Stallions don't.
If only it was that simple for us humans.
Also, for those of you quoting Ted, allow me to opine that he was talking about what exists, not what is possible.
When I reached the twist, I remembered this.
Later that day...